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  1. *Talks about all the thongs* *Posts two fully clothed women, chick wearing a diaper, and a dude in a bucket hat and jeans* Strong work. Also, stop being creepy old men taking horny pics of strangers you fucking weirdos.
  2. Wordle 764 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #548 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 545 8️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #221 (12/13) (0 hints) ✅🟧🟧✅🟧🟧🟧✅✅✅✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/
  3. Wordle 764 3/6 🟨🟨🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  4. Wordle 764 3/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 545 4️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  5. Wordle 764 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. I think the Wagner cunts are planning to invade northern Ukraine. This polish invasion bullahit is just their lame attempt at counter stategery.
  7. Wordle 764 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 545 5️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. Wordle 764 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Wordle 764 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. Texas A&M has a very large, active gay organization. It's called the Corps of Cadets.
  11. Wordle 764 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 545 3️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #548 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, July 23 Letters: A D E R O P T My score: 336 points My longest word: 10 letters 🌺 🌼 🌷 💮 🌻 🌸 🌹 💐 🏵 🌺 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  12. For example, “send those Jews to the showers” could mean anything. Could mean they like good hygiene. Could mean they’re baseball fans. If you can “see” the translation immediately then you are just as much a voluntary receiver of the coded message as any of the attending target. Do you understand? Do you know that this is the first time I’ve done mushrooms?
  13. We just adopted this guy today. We're still working on names. He's going to be a big boy being 25 pounds at 14 weeks.
  14. Good enough? And I posted it on his timeline.
  15. Hint: the keyword in my post was "all". The parents should be the primary pillar in their kids' lives, but if they're forming all of their opinions and worldviews almost exclusively from you (the royal you), you're raising some sheltered, insulated ass kids. Give them the tools to draw their own conclusions. As others have mentioned, the younger generation proven to be a hell of a lot more adept at sifting through internet bullshit and misinformation than their parents.
  16. Wordle 764 2/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 545 6️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 545 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, July 23 Letters: A D E R O P T My score: 310 points My longest word: 9 letters 🌹 🌸 💐 🌻 🌷 💮 🌺 🌼 🏵 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game Connections Puzzle #42 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  17. Wordle 764 3/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 545 5️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 545 3️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #42 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  18. One upshot of all this is that we're seeing who all the global shitbags are.
  19. Wordle 764 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 764 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 545 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Poland standing on the other side of the border right now looking at Belarus.
  22. Wordle 764 5/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834]🟨🟩[emoji834]🟩 🟨[emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m not stupid you’re stupid
  23. A lot of military equipment appeared in the camp of PMC "#Wagner" in #Belarus Satellite images of the former military unit in the village of Tsel published by the Washington Post. The images show that hundreds of military vehicles and equipment have been placed in the camp. The images from July 16 did not show such a large number of weapons at the base. Observers record a significant increase in the military presence in Tsel. Lukashenka's "Defense Ministry" reported earlier that the "Wagnerians" had started training the military. And not only in Tsel, but also at the training ground near Brest near the border with #Poland, where the mercenaries together with the Belarusian army are holding joint exercises this week. And to round out Luka's clownish and deranged comments:
  24. Wordle 764 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Wordle 764 4/6* [emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834][emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟩 [emoji834]🟨🟩[emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. A lil shrimp on The Barbie I'll let myself out
  27. Wordle 764 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. JFC! Can you guys take the discussion/agrument of the merits of past presidents to a different thread. For three days I've opened this thread to find your ongoing pissing match. 'I don't want to derail this thread' put here's a couple of hundred words of derailment....
  29. My daughter usually asks for kolaches (pig in a blanket, klobasnek) on Sunday, the day that the good place is closed. There’s a place in town that uses praseks sausage, but their dough sucks. Tried making our own this morning. Half with smoked sausage and another half with breakfast sausage. Good stuff. Needs a couple of tweaks.
  30. Knowing what the code refers to and receiving it "as truth" are not the same thing. It is possible to know what someone means without believing it yourself, just like it is possible to understand what someone on fire looks like without being on fire yourself. Unconscious bias is a different issue, and by definition you have to be not aware of it. The primary way to combat unconscious bias is by making an effort to identify that bias, shifting it from unconscious to conscious. Your reasoning would lead to the conclusion that anyone who understands the sketch below must also be racist, including Key and Peele.
  31. Sea level will rise and people will still be walking half a mile down to the water from their waterfront house on Lake Travis.
  32. We really need to give Ukraine weapons without these silly restrictions. Let them decide how to use them.
  33. Wordle 764 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 545 3️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #42 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  34. That was the same thread he called me & Zepol a racial slur. Dude is just a moron and a proud racist. Don’t know why anyone is bothering with him.
  35. My dad while he was alive would video tape Cubs games every day. For years. He never watched them. He wasn’t a Cubs fan.
  36. Dude, one of the last times I saw my parents I had my laptop with me. So I ask for the wifi password and they both absolutely lose their shit. Screaming that I was going to "download hacker viruses onto their stuff". So I got the default password off the router itself, locked them out of everything then left.
  37. Let me be clear. Your point is stupid.
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