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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/25/23 in Posts

  1. When Willie Nelson drags you for being an asshole. And then when he drags you for not writing your own music...
  2. Another cosplay cowboy. An MD with no experience or background in resource management. She beat Democrat Jay Kelberg by 16 points. Jay Kelberg's resume? 6th generation Texan, grew up on the King Ranch MBA from McCombs Director -Texas Parks & Wildlife Foundation Co-founder - Gulf of Mexico Trust - The Gulf of Mexico Trust advances the long-term sustainable use and conservation of the Gulf of Mexico by implementing pragmatic solutions that work for industry, the environment and communities in Texas Producer - Deep in the Heart, a documentary about Texas Wildlife and conservation success stories.
  3. He appears to be an engineer that can’t get laid
  4. Oh so now all of a sudden, Black Lives Matter? 🙄
  5. Your posts are moronic. I own a very small percentage of a large farm. Huge sums of money are at stake. Very advanced and expensive technology is used. Farming is not a. b. c. by any stretch of the imagination. A lot goes into maximizing yield and profits. I do not say that to defend aggy in any way, but what many farmers do is not basic by any measure.
  6. f that in the a hardcore work culture can go fuck its own face
  7. wtf is nukes? HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! -Tojo has left the chat
  8. Maybe he should have given the F16s and ATCMS sooner? Maybe? Potentially?
  9. I just emailed a MAGA acquaintance. I told him, “the reason I’m voting for Biden is that he knows how to get things done. When Trump was in charge of the DOJ, neither Hillary or all those other liberals ever got locked up or indicted. Handsome old Joe Biden has gotten Trump indicted several times - and is about to get him indicted some more. That tells me that Joe is better at presidenting. “
  10. Really represented against UMass last year. Such great fans.
  11. He is at heart the Cafeteria Man. And nothing gets him going more than the Cafeteria Lady.
  12. Putin: Regions can form their own armies, we will help pay for it Tatarstan: Ok cool [1 year later] Putin: Ok, dissolve your army Tatarstan: lol no
  13. Took them a while, but here you go:
  14. Look, we’re really not in a good position to determine the credibility of purple18 until we know whether he’s been to Charleston and what he thinks of the hot ass quotient there.
  15. Hopefully Pringles visits the front soon and Ukraine can use a HIMARS to give Pringles tungsten balls in his dick too. And his everywhere else.
  16. That giant trophy towering over jimbo and weigman is actually just a normal sized trophy...
  17. let's be fair. here is a photo at the end of the 3rd quarter of that game: and here is one at halftime: i think this is what it looked like in the 1st Q, which is also funny for the "home of the 12th man*" *unless it's cold, against a bad team, an early kickoff, there is a long losing streak, they will not be bowl eligible, the team isn't very good or any other number of reasons don't forget this includes an announced attendance of 90,177 for the UMass game with photos above.
  18. That stadium looks like it was photoshopped from random pieces of other stadiums by middle school students in an introduction to computer graphics class.
  19. Our Land Commissioner Texas is a ridiculous state.
  20. It’s not a coincidence that you’re a fucking moron and you made this post.
  21. My FIL lost his battle with ALS in late April this year at age 62. When he was diagnosed in late Spring 2021, he was himself. From the moment of his diagnosis, he went downhill rapidly. One of the saddest things I've ever seen as an adult was at Christmas 2022. My wife and children, her siblings and their children and whatnot was at his home. Kids opening gifts, people exchanging gifts and so forth. I looked over to him and he was absolutely bawling his eyes out. It hit me; he had no idea if this was his last Christmas or not. A couple of weeks before he passed, he had almost completely lost the ability to make any kind of words, only some noises. I was sitting in a chair beside him. He reached out for my hand, looked at me, took a deep breath, and thanked me for taking care of his daughter. I lost it. Carry on everyone.
  22. Wordle 766 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Wordle 766 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 547 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  24. I think it is time to just start arming the reapers to take out enemy aircraft or keep a nearby escort f22/f35 to drop any russian shitbird that comes within 5 miles of our property.
  25. I'm seriously sitting here trying to decide whether I should send out an email to my students notifying them that there's going to be a profane rant about Greg Abbott in my next lecture video and to please (skip over my dept chair and dean and) report it directly to the state, or just record it and post it without telling them.
  26. ^Guess they never want to be left in the position to rely on unreliable partners for their safety. Another loss to Putin who intended to "demilitarize" them.
  27. The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line.
  28. Beamer is entertaining... "The Office" This just released last week...
  29. I'm shocked that a known troll, banned like a dozen times, finds "provocateurs" interesting.
  30. 1. Donald Trump - True 2. Obsession with guns - Also True 3. The Kardashians - Ugh, very true 4. Racial inequality - Look in the mirror you cunts 5. Their politics in general - See above 6. Their confusing political system - SEE ABOVE YOU JAGGED TOOTH CUNTS 7. Kanye West - Fair
  31. Wordle 766 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 547 9️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #550 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, July 25 Letters: C E G A I L R My score: 283 points My longest word: 9 letters 💮 🏵 💐 🌹 🌼 🌸 🌻 🌷 🌺 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  32. Wordle 766 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 547 3️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 547 4️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟩🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #44 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  33. I was pretty sentimental about my third kid but them human traffickers got deep pockets.
  34. Wordle 766 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 547 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #44 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Too many like today's purple and I predict this game will have a short shelf life.
  35. Brief tangent: look at this FOX News chyron. "Kamala". Never before do I recall any media outlets referring to VPOTUS by their first name. I'm not sure if it's because she's not white or if it's because she's not male -- probably both. It's intentionally diminishing.
  36. Wordle 766 4/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 547 5️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 547 5️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, July 25 Letters: C E G A I L R My score: 281 points My longest word: 8 letters 🌹 💐 💮 🌼 🌷 🌻 🌺 🌸 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game Connections Puzzle #44 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 #Worldle #550 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
  37. Wordle 766 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  39. Wordle 766 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 547 3️⃣9️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  40. Tuesday puzzles. Wordle 766 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #550 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 547 8️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #223 (4/9) (1 hint) ✅✅✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/
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