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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/29/23 in all areas

  1. I've gotten most of my weekend shit done during Longhorn football games for the past 12+ years because I've been either too nervous or too pissed to just sit and watch the games. Lotta nervous energy. I'm really hoping for some nice old fashioned ass kicking this fall so I can laze around, drink, and watch the game in peace. Bonus will be not terrifying my pets and children when I scream at the television.
  2. It's 100% going to be "Try that in a Small Town" isn't it?
  3. This is why every man needs an offset smoker and a brisket every Saturday during cfb season. Get the fire going before your wife wakes up. "Oh no, I really want to go to the 6 year old's birthday party, but I can't leave the fire unattended!"
  4. And they both served together under Pete Carroll at USC. He may rib Sark here and there, but I think it’s respectful banter between two old friends. When Lane remarks about Jimbo, on the other hand, he’s intentionally talking down to an assclown.
  5. This is actually what grooming looks like
  6. Texas. Where even the backup centers drive Lambos.
  7. Remember what that was like? It is hard not to take it for granted when it is happening. It’s one of the things I miss the most. Give me 5-6 downright asswhippings against teams Texas should always be beating. Christ.
  8. 10 points
  9. Wordle 770 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  10. The internet and speed is not a friend to good reporting. In your example, the article would not have gone to print until the next day at earliest and that would have given reporters and editors more time to chase down the story, gather the information, and edit and confirm and make it worthwhile. Today, they simply repeat whatever the police spokesperson says and get it online as fast as possible since the cops will be tweeting that shit anyway. A follow up will be more detailed. And local papers have slashed reporting staff and editors especially. That’s why the writing is such shit these days.
  11. Wordle 770 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. This is good! Worth a minute. Little European Texas!
  13. Jesus christ dude, save some pussy for the rest of us.
  14. Peña can bat in my 2-hole anytime. Wait… that didn’t come out right.
  15. Surely the licensing rights on yakety sax are going public domain soon
  16. Wordle 770 3/6* [emoji834][emoji834]🟨🟨[emoji834] 🟩🟨[emoji834]🟨[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 770 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 551 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 551 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Wordle 770 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 770 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 551 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  20. Wordle 770 6/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟨🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩[emoji834]🟩 [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Wordle 770 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 551 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Wordle 770 5/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. I'd say in a given week, I probably only do about 15 minutes of real, actual work.
  24. Wordle 770 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 551 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #554 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, July 29 Letters: C E F N I O T My score: 341 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌺 🌻 🌷 🏵 🌼 💐 💮 🌸 🌹 🌺 🌻 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  25. Putin's mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash again. I guess he's having memory issues, because this is the last time the Russians fucked around and found out.
  26. Artillery/Arta. It's even better with the lyrics translated. A Muscovite was walking near the forest, Looking for an adventure, The sun shone in the sky Wonderful weather! (in Russian) Suddenly he's fucked The earth begins to tremble A shell had hit A young Muscovite. Chorus And the Muscovite is gone, There's no more Muscovite, There is nothing fucking left, There's only earth, Artillery is working, The boys are fucking them up One less katzap left, And the other shit his himself The Muscovite is hiding in a trench, And holding a Kalishnikov His body is full of tattoos, And weed is in his pocket, Suddenly it banged And land was blown into the air The earth has swallowed up A young Muscovite. Chorus A column of vehicles is coming, Paratroopers from Pskov, And in the bushes, GRU agents are hiding, Suddenly it banged, And the engines halted Paratroopers got fucked so hard, Their under pants were burning. Chorus A katzap mortar unit Was lined up The fuckers are happy Their deployment almost done Suddenly it banged, And their lives were cut short, And with it all their health, For this combat moskal.
  27. I take it as a genuine compliment. Sark has mentioned before that he and Lane are buddies and he has fond memories of them both getting their asses chewed out together by Saban.
  28. Wordle 770 3/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 551 3️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. When you have to spend a couple of weeks defending your position on fucking slavery of all things, you are a grade-A piece of shit. Fuck, meatball.
  30. Wordle 770 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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