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  1. Months ago, during the Committee hearings, I predicted the conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding much as it has been pled here. Also, all you nattering nabobs of negativity can gobble my crank. You can quibble with the timing, but here it is. Fuckin told ya.
  2. “ When our research campaign legal team can’t back up any of the claims made by our Elite Strike Task Force Legal Team, you can see why we’re 0–32 on our cases. I’ll obviously hustle to help at all fronts, but it’s tough to own any of this when it’s all just conspiracy shit beam down from the mothership.”
  3. I just want to say how fucking INSANE it is that we have to sit here and watch people try to justify any of this. If I were a person on camera on any rational news network, I would not be able to not bury my head in my hands and just scream out, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT!?!?!" The Republican argument is fully irrational, disingenuous, and insane. The media needs to (and I've been saying this since 2016) call people LIARS and FRAUDS. We cannot continue down this path of "huh, well, maybe..." NO! This is fucking nuts. Fuck these people.
  4. I laughed harder than I expected at this one…
  5. Wordle 773 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 554 4️⃣6️⃣ 3️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #557 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, August 1 Letters: A D E R G P S My score: 358 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌺 🌸 💐 💮 🌷 🌼 🏵 🌻 🌹 🌺 🌸 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  6. In 96.3% of the instances, it was ...
  7. i suck at photoshop but did my best.
  8. I love Top Gun and Maverick as much as anybody. And the F-35 appears to have turned out to be a very capable platform. I'm sure the aviators who fly those planes walk around with their chests puffed out like their shit smells of lilacs. So if the first ship sunk by the United States Navy in a generation is credited to a guy flying a goddamned 737, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
  9. Wordle 773 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Three birdies in a row for this guy, wtf?
  10. Wordle 773 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 554 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  11. Was "Debbie Downer" taken as a handle already? Jesus. I think I've seen all four of your posts so far on this site and each becomes more depressing than the one before it. You'll be contemplating a Marshall level tragedy by your 20th post at this rate.
  12. Bro, tipping culture is out of control!
  13. Also... this started with Evolution. Once it became a requirement to reject facts to be a "good Christian" in so many American churches, it created a mechanism by which all other facts could be denied. It's been going on a long, long time. It's just taken this long for it to get to this point.
  14. Fact: The Astros have won a World Series every year they’ve traded for Justin Verlander. Here’s to keeping that streak alive.
  15. Wordle 773 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 554 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  16. Bob with the money:
  17. I love this one for Aggie spin: Yes, it's been all misery for Texas since 2003. Very similar to A&M. Just about equal in NC games, conference championships, major bowl victories including whipping Georgia, Ohio State, Michigan, and USC. Aggies? Probably the best team in the country except for losing. We'll never catch them in imagined greatness.
  18. Being in the same athletic conference as Stanford (or whoever) does not bring grant funding/ research upgrades/ etc. Any ASU researchers working on projects that overlap with Stanford researchers are building those collaborations regardless of athletics, and vice versa. Hell most researchers don't even know what athletic conference their school is in. This internet myth of "being in the same conference impacts academics" sounds right to people who aren't in academia, and as such it just refuses to die. It's like the old line of Ann Richards getting Baylor into the Big XII (it was Bullock).
  19. Wordle 773 4/6 [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟨🟨 🟩🟩[emoji834]🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 773 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  22. Tuesday puzzles. Wordle 773 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #557 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 554 6️⃣3️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #230 (5/9) (0 hints) ✅✅🟧✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/
  23. Wordle 772 2/6 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. Conspiracy to defraud the United States….by a sitting president. A charge that could probably be applied to 1,000 other events that occurred over his time in office. Every single one of us ought to be bringing 10 people to the polls with us. This piece of shit can not win.
  25. I knew the usual suspects would be bemoaning their prospect losses on this deal. This is the window. It may extend forever, like the Cardinals, or it may fade over the next few years. Still, no time like the present, motherfuckers, it is time to get to gettin'.
  26. Did Neyor get any work in the spring? In my mind he didn't, at least contact work, so if true, he's where he should be. There will be a lot of depth chart jockeying in August for roles behind the starters and a few starter battles. It's good that Texas has the depth for those things to be legitimate this year. Been awhile.
  27. Wordle 773 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 554 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 554 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. 11 points
    This guy totally seems like a fair-minded and balanced "thinker"
  29. Wordle 773 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 773 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Russia has committed so many atrocities, the abduction of 700,000 children kind of gets lost in the shuffle. It's a number that is very difficult to fathom. Take a full DKR and multiply it times 7. That's how many kids have been stolen and abused. 7 full DKRs worth. 700,000 kids kidnapped and without our aid, it would be MUCH worse. One out of every 10 kids in the entire country of Ukraine kidnapped. A huge number of Ukrainian children are currently being stolen and abused, yet some Americans still take the Russian side. Few things in this world boil down to actual Good versus Evil. This is one of them. There is only one acceptable response. Give Ukraine what they need to win this war.
  32. I hope Utah's arrogant ass is relegated back down to the mwc once all of the spots fill up. What a bunch of chodes.
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