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  1. It is always facinating when people turn on thier computer (developed in large part by tax payer funded research) using power (provided by power plants largely paid for and subsidized by tax payers) to use the internet (developed and subsidized by tax payers) to log onto a web site devoted to alumni of The University of Texas (an institution founded, developed, and sustained largely through tax payers) to claim that they don’t in any way benefit from taxes.
  2. The same people who put that shit stain in office also voted in the current Oklahoma governor and state superintendent who are trying to take over or shut down my kids' school system because the local superintendent refuses to disavow the words diversity, equity, and inclusion. Fuck anyone who says it doesn't matter. Seriously, eat shit and die.
  3. "Three things can happen when you throw the ball... and all of them are good." -- OUSUX
  4. Had a buddy at a practice recently. Nothing earth shattering here, so take it for what it's worth. He didn't recall any first team drop. There may have been some, but none that came to mind. 1's on 1's - Defense was beaten for the most part, but looks to have had some pressure on Quinn at times. It's always hard to tell if the play would have been disrupted. Quinn threw it anyway. Made a few throws that drew applause. He looks smaller but more fit. 2s on 2s were back and forth pretty even. 3s were kinda all over. Malik and Arch both with good throws, but not as consistent. Both drops and some misses. When AD catches the ball, fairy dust and rose petals poof into the air. There's no sound. By contrast, Cain caught everything, but with the occasional audible thud. X is really, really fast underneath. He's still slight, but looks a bit bigger. Whittington caught a ton of balls. Brooks looked good. Baxter turned a corner so fast, everyone assumed it was Brooks. It was not. Baxter is big and fast. Neyor with Mitchell is going to be a problem. Could be BS, but Neyor's post surgery vert is over 40 inches. Murphy is a brick wall. Has pop, and just is solid. Mitchell is huge. Sweat looks athletic. Like, definitely beating CTJ athletic. Kickers were booting it - far and accurate with no pressure. Catalon was running with the 3s, which is consistent with what the 9.95s have said. That's all I can remember from him offhand.
  5. "the president doesn't matter and you should just turn off the news" is a breathtakingly stupid take even when considering that it's entirely about justifying head in the sand behavior caused by an inability to reconcile the cognitive dissonance caused by being indefensibly wrong
  6. Shit is about to get so much more exciting. Number 1, all these dudes senior seasons are kicking off and since our staff scouts better than the recruiting services, they will begin catching up and moving our players up the board. Number 2, the Texas motherfucking longhorns are about to start rockin and stompin everyone on our schedule. The hype will be awesome for a million reasons one of which will be recruiting juice. When we beat saban at night in a stadium full of slack jawed cobras and we take the monkey off our back, this show will really begin. Cantwait.gif
  7. I'm guessing you are an older white male that is used to your tax dollars going to you, and no one else. You probably enjoyed government supported tuition like I did in the 90s when a years tution was $3k, and I could earn that working summers and holidays. You probably never got raped and had to carry your rapist baby to term. You probably never served and got exposed to toxic chemicals that created massive health problems for you and has the VA tell you to fuck off until a comedian steps in on your behalf. You probably didn't come here with your parents when you were two and have no rights or future assurances. You've probably never been beaten by a cop or threatened by a cop using racist language. I'm sure it's been all wonderful for you and now its infuriating that you are going to have to play on a more equal playing field. Get fucked troll. You are an embarrassment to My State and My University
  8. He also eschews protection from any fire department, or the US military protecting his country, or the FDA looking at his drugs, or the EPA looking at the toxic dumpers in his state, or the USDA looking at his meat, or NTSA looking at his airbags. The man is an island, I tells ya…
  9. I find it stunning how flat out ignorant these LSU posters are, but I really shouldn't. When LSU people showed up before the 2019 game, they were some of the dumbest posters this site has ever seen, and that's quite an accomplishment given all of the other drive-by morons and native idiots we already have around here. The state of Louisiana has a known issue with "brain drain". They have had local and state-level working sessions on addressing it, and they view it as a crisis. People with high scores and grades leave as soon as they can after high school, and those too stupid to get into colleges elsewhere then attend LSU and then immediately leave for Houston, Dallas, and Atlanta. These people likely know this. Yet they somehow can't fathom why intelligent athletes would look around and say "Yeah, fuck this, I'm going to a good college like Texas or Florida." Beyond that, LSU, a johnny-come-lately to the higher ranks of college football talking shit about Texas' background in the sport is laughable. It's funny, now that Texas doesn't have to sit back and watch all of the SEC fuckfaces along with Clemson, Oregon, FSU, USC and Ohio State just fucking buy the best athletes from Texas and the south, I wonder how long it is going to take for Texas be playing at a high level again? Their failure to fathom the eroded competitive advantage that they've enjoyed since Nick Saban showed up in 2000 and put their bag game on steroids is one of the more entertaining things about watching these past few cycles. I've said it many times, but I'll say it again for the people in the back and because it feels good - now you get to learn what it looks like when Texas decides it has a payroll to meet, fuckers.
  10. Wordle 790 2/6* ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Justin Wells just entered a 65% RPM for McKinley to Texas
  12. Yes, that's why the fans are so impressed with what Sark has done here. It's also why he's in the hot seat.
  13. This kids glove on mob language is annoying, we all know what he meant, the Mob Boss is not really worried about your nice shop you got there. RICO has never been more relevant.
  14. For fun, here is the saved text from the Matt Hayes Sporting News article, explaining that Reggie McNeal is better…
  15. Hat and I forgot to add that as with every US Navy ship they are a floating projection of our diplomacy and policies so making a port of call in Istanbul is not lost on the chain of command all the way up to the Commander in Chief.
  16. Just want to give a shout out to Dark Brandon The remainder of my wife's student loans were forgiven today She/we have been paying on them for 20 plus years We are now 100% debt free
  17. Those with privilege can ignore who the president is and not pay attention. It’s not their rights related to bodily autonomy, ability to marry, etc. on the line
  18. Wordle 790 3/6* ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Strategically played this horribly. Pure luck with the last word. I could think of at least five other words that could’ve fit. Daily Quordle 571 9️⃣4️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Fuckin crushed it here Daily Sequence Quordle 571 3️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  23. https://kissingsuzykolber.wordpress.com/2006/11/27/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield/ It still delivers.
  24. Wordle 790 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 571 🟥3️⃣ 🟥5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #574 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, August 18 Letters: E G N A R S T My score: 493 points My longest word: 13 letters 🌸 🌻 🏵 💮 🌹 🌼 🌷 🌺 💐 🌸 🌻 🏵 💮 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  25. I think it is still early for me. Had 3 yellows on guess one, but did not play all three on guess 2 or 3 as I forgot a letter. Wordle 790 5/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. You want to look at the numbers dead from Covid because the POTUS called it a hoax? That shit alone is enough to shoot this idea like a Russian tank getting a pop top. The choice of President absolutely impacts the life and liberty of the average dude. It had a direct influence on what happened to average dudes in other places too. Ukraine would like a word about the difference between Biden and Trump. It's a fucking binary choice that sometimes goes right to the very core of your existence. It might not make a shit for you, but for a whole lotta people it makes a very real difference. Like life and death man. Count the fucking bodies.
  27. It actually warms my cold heart that Trump has to tell people he’s intelligent, because it means he not only knows he’s stupid, he knows other people perceive him as stupid
  28. Wordle 790 4/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 571 7️⃣3️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  29. I will die laughing if aggy loses out on Ivy. One of you assholes with a TexAgs account needs to start a rumor that LSU used some of the NIL money they had earmarked for Simmons to buy Ivy just to rub some more salt in the wound.
  30. Wordle 790 3/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Wordle 790 3/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 571 7️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  34. The early views regarding the 2024 had Dubose as a top 100-150 player in the nation. Hell, they may have been higher. Then he tore his ACL and kind of got forgotten. If he has a big senior season, he'll likely make a jump in the rankings, which will be delicious when opponents start whining. I think he was a smart take in that they've got his allegiance for continuing to recruit him during his injury. He's going to be a low effort signing that could play at a high level in college.
  35. near birdie, tap-in to save par. Wordle 790 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. Really bad play today. Guess 3, I repeated a letter in the incorrect position and left out a letter I knew was in the word. Wordle 790 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #574 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 571 5️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #247 (3/7) (0 hints) ✅✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/
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