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Showing content with the highest reputation on 08/24/23 in Posts

  1. Sorry you live in a trailer park.
  2. 🙂 On Brandon Baker. This sounded really good. From the Buckeye 247 staff today - a combination of Kurelic and a couple of their other guys/sources. (Recently, Wiltfong said he thought it was Texas vs. Ohio State.) The gist: - until recently, they thought Ohio State led for Baker. They don't anymore. - as of now, they give Texas the nod. Not over, but it sounds like Texas. - they are competitive with (their) NIL, but when oil money goes all in, hard to match. On a related note, they talked about Baker as a prospect, and they were absolutely gushing. Remember, this is Ohio State, with a zillion 5 stars in this class and across their roster. So it's not like seeing 5 stars is anything new for them. Some paraphrased excerpts: - hate comparing prospects with the best in the NFL, but if there's one guy with whom you do it, it's Baker. - a dancer. Surefire NFL talent. If they were sitting with millionaire donors and could use the money for one guy, they would do it for Baker. - don't want to talk about him because they may start crying ... hard "breaking up" with someone. From an NFL standpoint, as much of a sure thing as you can get. "But that's what you're losing ..." So yeah, hope we get the guy.
  3. Gotta say, I love to watch the exact same players go from "overrated recruits" to "massive talent advantage over the rest of the Big 12" to "overrated draft prospects" to "really good players that will be tough to replace" in the eyes of aggy depending on what point they are trying to make.
  4. Looking forward to the blue and yellow flag flying over the glorious, powerful, best city in Ukraine.
  5. Anyone that raised their hand in supporting a convicted fucking criminal that attempted a coup as President should be taken out back and beaten with bamboo
  6. That incident was really embarrassing for the handful of westlake parents who couldn’t raise their hand when they asked if there was a doctor in the house.
  7. Don't watch if he don't want to see someone get shot, a bunch
  8. 💪🏼🤘🏼. Koopa Jr
  9. I am 6'3" and 213 as of last week. For me to look like Trump I'd have to fill a dufflebag full of horse shit and strap it on in front in "GET PREGNANT" mode. IYKYK. Half-right FACE.
  10. That's funny, I've always thought the "Tell me about ...." threads were about Texas fans shit talking specifically about the subject school and not a thread on the Texas board for the fans of that subject school to gather and pearl clutch in their "safe space." TIL
  11. 16 points
    Texas has bent over backwards on a lot of shit for this 2nd rate conference yet they get called “conference killers” and all this bs. Supply 45% of the revenue and have to split it equally with the ISU and K-States of the world who are probably barely around 2%. Texas pushed heavily for a conference network, these goofs voted against it. Voted to keep the bullshit tie breaker that Texas got fucked on during the 2008 season even though no other conference has it. Made a big spectacle about “Horns down” and suggested that it was Texas fault it’s a taunting penalty. List goes on. This conference and its members have done literally nothing for UT but leech off its money. I’ve said multiple times over the years we should go independent. This conference is so incredibly small time and I don’t want to have anything to do with it anymore.
  12. Hope we beat the shit out of them, leave no doubt, then play "Taking Care of Business" over the loud speaker after the final whistle while showing him on the video board.
  13. 13 points
    No, the right plan at the Cotton Bowl is for the Texas side to get a Big 12! Sucks! chant going like a Texas Fight chant except the Texas end says Big 12 and the OU end says Sucks. This will be led by the Texas cheerleaders with BIG 12 and SUCKS signs. Then about the 6th or 7th time around they drop the BIG 12 sign and reveal the OU sign and we all get to watch 45,000 dimwitted super slow OU fans admit that OU sucks a couple of times before they realize what the Texas end is now yelling.
  14. If Texas plays flat against Tech this year, they are a locker room full of absolute pussies.
  15. Here's how I earn that fee: First hour of work at $1,000 per hour: $1,000 Value of damage to my professional reputation for representing such a loathsome clown, meaning I may not ever get another client: $9,999,000.
  16. Ukrainian GUR says it carried out a special operation - an amphibious landing, in the Tarkhankut peninsula of Crimea, where it destroyed several occupiers, as well as the S-400 air defence system. Russian officials tried to say the boats were destroyed, but independent sources are saying they all managed to get away.
  17. From the LSU 247 Dominick McKinley thread.
  18. @satyanash 5-star = Any recruit with a pulse that Texas is recruiting that commits to a rival school.
  19. Wordle 796 5/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. What do you call that thing when an Aggy has sex with the most beloved long-haired blonde at College Station?
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