he was lookin' for some votes to steal
He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind
And he was willin' to make a deal
When he came across Coffee County, to breach a voting machine he’d got
And Trump jumped on Brad, the Secretary of State, and said, "boy, let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a Republican too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you pretend to care about ethics, Brad.
But give the POTUS his due.
I'll bet 11,870 votes, not lookin’ at my notes, 'Cause there’s nothing Georgia can do"
He said, "Trump, my name's Bradley, and it might be a GOP sin.
But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret
'Cause Fani’s the best there's ever been"
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Assault poll workers like Jesus done -
Lindsey on the faintin’ couch, ladybugs and cum -
Junior doing eight balls with his crazy ho -
Rudy with no money and no where to go -
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