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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/16/23 in all areas

  1. you’re fucking awful
  2. @kenpopehat Boebert's date was living the dream. He got a hand job AND he got to leave a musical early.
  3. Jesus, where does she think she is? The Sun Bowl?
  4. GH said Solomon Williams grandfather had to go to the hospital last night and that's the reason for him not showing up. He will reschedule.
  5. I’m happy that as of tomorrow Lowell Galindo is finally unemployed.
  6. What an epic tailgate after remote snafu solved it was such a great turnout and tons of fun for families and new Texas one donors and burnt ends subscribers. thanks for making pre kick a great time. Brisket fucking slapped.
  7. The SEC thought that Texas joining means they get to rape and pillage Texas talent. It turns out that Texas gets to rape and pillage the SEC.
  8. Galindo getting cutoff mid sentence because he can’t beat the timer is a fitting end for him
  9. Brisket is pushing the stall. Gonna be done just in time to rest till 5 and slice. Pork belly burnt ends just went on 20 minutes ago.
  10. A message exchange with the boy today. Salty, and funny.
  11. Gunner!!!!! He is such a cool kid! Glad to see him be utilized. And like seeing the TE’s get more looks in general. Hoping for some more plays for Gunner Helm and for Juan Davis. Very cool TD play just now.
  12. Nobody is enjoying this Alabama game as much as Aggy.
  13. Lightning delays are dumb as shit. Most likely a fan in the upper decks gets killed, and who cares about that? It's extremely unlikely that a player gets struck, and if they do, pay out some settlement, it's worth it for us not to have to wait around
  14. This is the sort of state government that fatty and Poe and sack want and voted for. Fucking insane that we are this much closer to fascism. The laws no longer apply if you have the blessing of the party
  15. From Gerry Hamilton (IT): 'Hi' *this is Gerry's code for 'Texas just got a commit'.
  16. The way they just turned it on and blew Wyoming's doors off in the 4th was special. That's stuff that we've watched Georgia do the past couple seasons. (but) We need to show up tighter and execute better to start games. I think we can do that. I'm Quinn's first critic because I think at the end of the day the QB matters almost as much as the coach does. But I have faith that he can figure it out. We are scary good when it's clicking. We need to work on being that good almost all the time. I think this is going to be a fun season.
  17. Wordle 819 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 600 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #603 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, September 16 Letters: C E F R I N O My score: 366 points My longest word: 13 letters 🌺 💮 🌻 💐 🌸 🌷 🌹 🏵 🌼 🌺 💮 🌻 💐 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  18. PK's defense so far this year: Rice (Gave up 10 points but 7 were in garbage time with our 3rd stringers) Alabama (Gave up 24 points but produced 10 points off turnovers) Wyoming (Gave up 10 points but produced 7 points off turnovers) The defense is doing it's job. It's time for Sark to figure out the offense for more than a couple quarters a game.
  19. The football team might not have but the non-rev sports might disagree. I will miss baseball on LHN.
  20. Lol wut. There’s no reason to play Baxter today, but he’s looked like the better runner through two games and Brooks has dropped two TD passes in 2 games. Baxter should absolutely be the starter when healthy.
  21. I mentioned that my ex wife is on the prosecution team. She just texted me to say that they’ve received a credible threat of violence against the House managers so they’re exiting to a safe place. This fucking place is the worst.
  22. We live in the worst fucking state.
  23. Bussey is wildly overrated. He’s the kind of guy that ATM pushes for and probably ends up paying for because he’s a rankings driver, and then won’t live up to it once on campus. I will be shocked if Texas pushes for him, starting with him being on campus today. Knock me over with a feather if he’s in Austin tonight. The rankings this year are fucking awful. There are numerous instances where the big time schools are shying away from highly rated players and all-in on low 4 stars and 3 stars.
  24. 10 points
    Pat McAfee is dressed like a lesbian rodeo manager.
  25. Wordle 819 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 600 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  26. Anyone that considers voting for anyone with an R next to their name should be embarrassed. Anyone still pretending the GOP is a political party, not a criminal organization, should also be embarrassed
  27. The irony of a handle like this, recalling a play where Texas truly let its nuts hung, making this kind of post from the fetal position is absolute gold. Get a fucking grip.
  28. all good. Benign
  29. Texas is a lost cause. Those that can should get the fuck out.
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