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Showing content with the highest reputation on 09/30/23 in Posts

  1. Can we dip into the Burnt Ends fund and send Immamac to a dog groomer?
  2. 23 points
    Number of points we've allowed each game this season. 24 and 14 were to ranked (at the time) teams.
  3. The only way I think we lose this game is if you wear that shirt.
  4. Who gives a shit where we are ranked Just win.
  5. BV really loves what Pat McAfee adds to College Gameday.
  6. “The Texas Defense.”
  7. In addition to all the other stats being thrown out there, just want to add this one: zero punts.
  8. For a long time we've bitched about no adjustments coming out of the half and falling to pieces down the stretch. We've got a legit second half team this year. It's been impressive thus far.
  9. Let me know when Jimbo starts stacking 10 win seasons, though.
  10. 5-0 bitches. First time since 2009. we’ve been using these posts to mock and ridicule the losers we are leaving behind and basically tell them how much they suck. We can’t give OU that treatment because they have grafted themselves onto us and moved in lockstep with us because that’s where their bread is buttered. We keep them around, I suppose, for the same reason every girl has a fat friend- to look better by comparison. They suck. They have always sucked. They always will suck. It is known. But this year- they are a fraud and a paper tiger. I can’t tell you how enjoyable it will be to sodomize them with a red hot fire poker (dipped and fried at the fair naturally) and watch their men and children cry and their women strike the surrender cobra pose, over and over, as the game gets worse and worse. We win by 3 scores. This is probably only the 4th best team we will play this regular season. Enjoy hate week for those of you who are simple and not good at life. I never take a day off from hating OU.
  11. You know you don't have to make every thought you have in your head into a separate thread, it's what the reply button is for
  12. Prediction for ou next week.
  13. Wordle 833 3/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 goodbye amphibians The Mac
  14. Wordle 833 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 614 6️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. John Lennon really let himself go towards the end.
  16. On my way out the house like
  17. Hopefully Texas does a better job covering the spread than I did today. Wordle 833 6/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 614 8️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #617 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, September 30 Letters: C D L E N O S My score: 433 points My longest word: 15 letters 🌹 🏵 🌼 🌺 🌻 🌸 🌷 💐 💮 🌹 🏵 🌼 🌺 🌻 🌸 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  18. Wordle 833 5/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 614 7️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Like he gets a job in a hat signing factory?
  20. Donate to the Texas One Fund for a chance to pose with a hottie.
  21. My favorite is - “how about no stupid nickname”
  22. 11 points
    I literally love PK?
  23. Nebraska is losing 38-0 at home.
  24. I'd say that they are fairly lucky we only have 13.
  25. Wordle 833 5/6 [emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834][emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Feels like I saved bogey…
  26. Wordle 833 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. I guess I should post this here, too...
  28. Good thing they didn't show her the "hottie" before she donated.
  29. Just another game where everyone had their panties up their cracks and we took care of business
  30. Brett Venables thinks Tommy Tuberville is doing a good job.
  31. Yall can pull out your tampons now
  32. I love how this is the one war that is a war too far for the Republicans. A hundred fucking years of beating the war drums for any threat, any perceived slight whatsoever. But now that there's a Democrat in office and because the prime backer of the Republican party and their cult leader is getting his ass kicked by the Ukrainians, out come the doves of peace. Republicans never met a conflict they didn't enjoy dumping piles of taxpayer money on to kill as many yellow or brown people as possible in the name of free-dumb, but now all of a sudden the Treasury can't bear the fucking expense. The conflict can be over tomorrow. All Putin has to do is bring his conscripted slaves back across the border to Russia where they belong. Remind me to never trust a Republican to guard my back if America ever gets invaded. You turn around and the next thing you know they'll be licking the invader's fucking boots.
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