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  1. Man we definitely fit in the SEC because half of you are absolute reactionary troglodytes.
  2. Williams played pretty well I thought
  3. 18 points
    Yea, that's what I'm focused on right now. Nothing better than both sides-ing it after watching what those terrorists did to innocent civilians. Looking forward to your links of videos showing Israeli solders raping women and children before executing them and then parading their bodies. What? Those don't exist? Okay, so this is just a tad different. Also, go fuck yourself.
  4. 17 points
    Was that the only time Santa would approve your PTO?
  5. 13 points
    In 15 minutes, you guys are gonna be fuckin fine with this. So I'll just sum it up this way, as fast as I can. That is the most humiliating game in the last fuckin 10 years I've been involved with. how can we fuckin not score 1st and goal from the 1? How could you fuckin do that? What do you think you are doing? This isn’t some goddamn game!!! It’s about our lives!!!!! Like I said 15 minutes from now you won’t give a shit, but I gotta fucking live with this embarrassing game for the rest of my fucking life!!
  6. 13 points
    Let me get this straight... We were missing 4 starters most of the game. We turned the ball over 3 times. We dropped a pick in our own end zone. We committed a bunch of mental penalties. And we still almost won. And you think it's the coach's fault that we didn't? Yeah, the goal line stand playcalling sucked. But, the fake punt was great. The 4th and 1 touchdown pass was great. Sark did not lose this game, guys. We made too many mistakes on the field. And, we're going to win the rematch in a couple of months.
  7. 12 points
    Does the leadership of Israel call for the extermination of any possible Palestinian state AND all Palestinians, wherever they may live? Nope. Does the leadership of the Palestinians in Gaza call for the extermination of any Jewish state AND all Jews, wherever they live? Yes. That distinction is important. Israel can be negotiated with. Hamas cannot. How can you negotiate with that? “So…would you be okay if you only killed HALF the Jews on earth? Would that be satisfactory?” Hamas has chosen very poorly. Don’t declare that you are waging a war of extermination against a better-armed opponent. You leave the opponent no choice. Israel has no choice at this point but to completely and totally annihilate the foe that has declared that it seeks to exterminate them, and is actively working to do so. To accomplish that task - which must be accomplished - there’s no way to get there without causing massive collateral damage and civilian suffering. Israel has only bad choices in front of it. I’m betting it chooses the path that sees Palestinians die, rather than leave an enemy that seeks to exterminate Israel and all Jews standing. That’s what any sane people would do. It’s fucking awful. But Hamas, and the people of Gaza who apparently clearly support Hamas, have declared that this is how it is going to be. So, that’s how it will be. Stupid, awful, and horrific. Lotta people making a lotta stupid choices these days.
  8. 12 points
    Wait….WE’VE been trying to have it? Last I checked, the US didn’t invade Ukraine, didn’t start a war in Armenia, and didn’t just attack Israel. Not that there’s not plenty of blame to go around in an interconnected globe, particularly when the US remains the greatest power on that globe, but come on. Pointing all fingers back to the US when we are the aggressor nation in precisely zero of these recent conflicts is just stupid.
  9. Sark bad management Jimbo: hold my beer Cristobal: no, hold mine
  10. 11 points
    Saying Hamas isn't committed to the destruction of Israel and a pile of dead Jews is like saying the South and Civil War wasn't about slavery. Read the fucking documents.
  11. 11 points
    Nobody here is saying that the only reason we lost is because of the refs. Most everyone in here, however, is saying that you’re a little bitch.
  12. I'm interested to see how they respond to the polls this week- How are these guys gonna respond when they see that beating mighty A&M on the road at the vaunted Kyle Field didn't even move Alabama up a single spot from #11? What about the fact that their other "good loss" Miami is just barely hanging on at #25 (and ranked behind #23 Kansas by the way)? And of course Texas remaining in the top 10 despite losing. My guess to all 3 (and much more) is some variant of the BOMC
  13. I don't understand why you're trying to handwave something into existence. Schools and societies around the country aren't evangelizing LGBT people or trying to convince hetero people to switch sides - but christians are absolutely using the state and public institutions to evangelize their worldview. This article is another salient instance of public institutions being bent into a cudgel for christians to bash people they judge to be unworthy.
  14. I can verify his wife is extremely horny.
  15. "We were somewhere around Temple when the Metamucil began to take hold."
  16. 9 points
    You can believe that Israel has done some morally abhorrent things and also say this is a terrorist attack by Hamas. Hamas and Iran believe that Israel has no right to exist. It's an existential fight for Israel.
  17. Another angle that's even more glorious:
  18. Why do you feel antagonized? The principal is a piece of shit who did a piece of shit thing, thinking it should be 1950 when it’s 2023. It’s newsworthy that he’s fucking with a kid’s high school career because of a dance he thinks is inappropriate. That fucksticks like him still behave like this is newsworthy. Go cry “Cloak Room!” somewhere else.
  19. Based on Jimbo's recent record in true road games (lost 7 straight), Tennessee's recent home record (12-0 in last 12, with only 2 teams staying within 19 points of them), and the Vols coming off a week against, well, nobody.... This might be a tough week for Jimbo and crew to bounce back?
  20. We're going to need some paystubs posted.
  21. 9 points
    If you total Israeli civilians killed by Palestinian terrorists and Palestinian civilians killed by Israeli military and police, it is not even close. Nobody condones Hamas terrorism, but it is not like Israel is some innocent actor if you compare death tolls. When you are the weaker party you use terrorism. Which is why supporters of a Jewish state bombed hotels and such at the birth of Israel. If you do not have an army equal to the opposition, that happens. And no, Israel cannot not respond to that horrible attack on its citizens. I do not care how abused you are, executing women and children will not convince anyone of the rightness of your cause, and sure as shit does not work when you style yourself as a victim. Sad all around.
  22. I guess we are done with the 05 comps?
  23. Yea but someone else also played well at not my school so gotta bitch about it
  24. 8 points
    And be clear that Iran and other “supportive” Muslim nations will send weapons, but won’t work to improve the lives and grow the economy of Palestinians. But neither does Hamas. They all want to have Israel as a boogeyman, but actually doing things like fixing infrastructure, creating business and opportunities is something Hamas can’t do and other Muslim countries won’t. They will help them kill and be terrorists, but they won’t work to improve their lives. It is why the two State solution is one they are not interested in.
  25. 27 posts so click on the thread reader link for the rest Check out this thread at Thread Reader App. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1711101284458058029.html
  26. Speaks well for Gbenda and probably also for team culture.
  27. 8 points
    This is beyond fucking stupid. Which is about par for the course for the football board. Post less.
  28. 8 points
    Bravo Lewis.
  29. Yes. If Texas beats Oklahoma in the championship game and they both have 1 loss to each other. Texas and OU would both have identical resumes, EXCEPT Texas would be big 12 champion and own a win over Bama. Advantage Texas.
  30. What? Blake isn't the issue regarding recruiting. We've got the best secondary we've had in a while. DW and Muhammad are going to be All-Americans by the time they leave the 40.
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  34. Full article: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/10/07/joe-biden-huge-final-ukraine-aid-package/
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  36. And this is why we are 11-18 against ou since 1995, 8-16 since 2000. oklahoma cares about this game more than Texas. If we win, great! If we don’t, oh well we’re still The University of Texas. Then we get mad we aren’t winning enough in December/January
  37. Organized Christianity in many parts of this country has turned into a religion of hate and oppression. I want these people to face some actual oppression in their own lives. For this clown it should be the loss of his job and then being forced to live in The Bronx for the rest of his life where he will encounter loud unChristian-like music 24/7 and plenty of spontaneous twerking.
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