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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/04/23 in all areas

  1. And the Lord saw it, and saw that it was good.
  2. 8-1

    36 points
    The thing for me is this— This is a game we would have 100% lost in the last 13-14 seasons. Sure, I was angry we gave up a 27-7 lead with 4 min left in the 3rd, and you can be angry that Maalik isn’t the best QB right now, but one thing you can’t be mad at is this team doesn’t seem to give up easily. I saw the defense pounding their chest telling everyone to get a stop during K-State’s final drive of regulation. It’s little shit like that that we didn’t see before, at least I don’t think I did. We may not make the playoff and we may not win the last B12 title, but damn I think we can say Sark has changed the culture here for the better.
  3. So we are bitching that we beat a ranked team, with our backup QB, while losing our RT, going up against a 5th year QB, in a game reffed by douche bag Mar in which once again we had both more penalty and penalty yards as our opponents and which we lost the turn over battle…. Fuck… be happy and take this gift. We won…. What about we focus on what went right. Brooks rushed over 100, as a team we rushed over 200, we actually got 3 sacks today while getting blatantly mugged by the OL. We didn’t give up a sack and only 3 TFLs. Our QB in his second start ever still threw for over 240 yards and a TD. And, to top it off. WE WILL NEVER HAVE TO UNWILLINGLY PLAY A SCHOOL FROM KANSAS AGAIN….
  4. Texas wins, Florida and A&M lose. Good start to the day
  5. Y’all chill. TCU blows we will beat their asses 30-23
  6. Did that just happen? I’m numb.
  7. Got a call from my cardiologist earlier. He wanted to know if I was having a threesome with a couple of hot chick's. I laughed and told him "no" but asked why he asked. He told me he was trying to figure out why they were getting a signal that my defibrillator had gone off 26 times in 18 minutes and wanted to make sure that I was OK... I told him I had been watching the game. Him being a Texas graduate, he said he understood and reminded me that he had advised against me watching my beloved Horns 2 years ago...bastard.
  8. 8-1

    22 points
    That's something, isn't it?
  9. ETA: Anyone who responds with a recent pic of Kelly McGillis gets an auto-neg.
  10. If you aren’t celebrating every win from here out you are doing it wrong. Malik is fucking garbage but whatever. We won. So happy.
  11. 21 points
    For my very first post I would just like to say fuck the Big 12 and the Big 12 referees. I really wish sark had the balls to get in front of a microphone post game and just rip those fucking pussies to shreds.
  12. First response for the win here. Hoping this is legible since I don’t post stuff like this much. Made me laugh.
  13. 8-1

    20 points
    Helo. Shut the fuck up.
  14. Brooks is officially over the 1k mark. He's 166-1,035-8 @ 6 ypc so far in 8 games. He's a dope motherfucker like we all knew. Give the man the Doak
  15. Take the win, you pussies
  16. Was this game much more difficult than it should have been? Yes Did I have to take a 2nd dose of Losartan in the middle of the 4Q? Absolutely yes. Did Texas win? Fuck yes. Did atm lose? LOL yep. Fuck it.
  17. When the rest of the Big 12 was beating us in fluky games where we handed them the win with stupid mistakes, I'm pretty sure they didn't feel bad about it.
  18. Folks…it was not good today. It was unequivocally bad. Maalik drug his nuts over our and their faces tonight. I still think this team wins out even with MM, but holy fuck. @ztejas you summoned me and let this be known. Any time you summon me the bet is paid. You have 48 hours to make right or I pay it and you are gone until you square up.
  19. Thank you Will for putting it so clearly.
  20. I have a lot to say, and since my wife doesn't want to hear it, congratulations Surly. While I was miserable during the game as the lead slipped away, after the fact I feel much better than I normally would for multiple reasons: 1. The early playcalling by Sark was fantastic. 2. This game was close because of multiple turnovers and bonehead plays. 3. Yet, they still overcame all of those mistakes and pulled it out. 4. This was a win against a well-coached pretty good team (except for the last play of the game) 5. This was way more encouraging than Houston, where it was 21-21 when Ewers got injured. There is no reason that game should have been that close. Overall, we should be damn happy about the win, the Aggie loss, and move on to next week. Okay cool. Hook'Em.
  21. The Lord also gave us a bonus ND loss.
  22. 17 points
    i am so beyond tired of watching teams pass the ball all over us late in game simply because this conference has an edict out that says not to call holding, thus nullifying one of the best d-lines and pass rushes in college football. it’s a farce. it’s not football. it’s fucking pathetic.
  23. 8-1

    17 points
  24. As a physician, a lot of you fuckers need more exercise and less Surly.
  25. Oklahoma tanking on purpose to duck the rematch.
  26. Only pussy is you. Cunt.
  27. 6PM Central. ESPN. Big 12 title game implications. Jack Trice will be well lubricated and rocking. I’m currently en route, thanks to a record early harvest completion. And I’m bringing some seriously trashy facial hair with me. Every yard for ISU. I should probably stop and record a rant about Joe Biden.
  28. After 69 games (niiiice) Kevin Sumlin: 47-22 Jimbo Fisher: 44-25
  29. Never root for ou. No good can come from it
  30. Texas wins, aggy and OU lose. Sounds like a good day for you guys.
  31. 8 wins you mother scratchers.
  32. We won. I don’t care about any of the rest of it. We won.
  33. Everyone benefits when OU loses.
  34. Has an opposing defense been called for a PI against all season? If the refs at least called the obvious ones it would make our offense seem so much better.
  35. 13 points
    I have a nightmare of us playing Gundy in the B12 Champ Game, officiated by Mar, with All Star Appearances on his crew by Scott Campbell (Goggles) Mike Defee (Muscles) and Walt Anderson.
  36. At this rate we end up playing Gundy in the championship and Mar will be there with an All Star crew including: Alvarez, Goggles Man, and Walt Anderson.
  37. Sark made some dumb decisions in this game but really this game just boiled down to our QB being terrible. It's a 20 point win otherwise.
  38. Tarp posts an article on Aggie 247, with a bunch of stats on A&M / Ole Miss. First response - lulz.
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