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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/08/23 in all areas

  1. Moms for Liberty got decimated in Iowa. They won 1 seat in a super rural school district, out of like 100+ candidates they put up
  2. Or…. And this may be crazy… we keep our DC, continue the upward trajectory of our defense (which is already pretty good). We are actually getting better each year, and developing players. We haven’t seen that trend since Muschamp was here.
  3. This is not my finest moment, but my dating life has been a wreck lately, so if she was buying the drinks...would. I feel gross for a number of reasons. To be human..
  4. 18 points
    I was arguing with a Poke on reddit that Big 12 refs just love Gundy and consistently call games favorably to OSU. He said that was just the Texas fan in me talking, but I remembered a terrible call from 2021 where an ISU TD was taken off the board for "taunting". I found the video and imagine my shock when I saw the ref on the call: Sidenote - Matt Campbell is still a whiny little bitch.
  5. Sorry your father sucked so much, Meg.
  6. I have blocked Occupy Democrats from my feed. It’s all the same kind of bullshit - like clips that say “watch MTG destroy stupid Lib” on some twitter clip. i’m very liberal and supportive of progressive causes, and it’s too much bullshit for me.
  7. 15 points
    You know, last year’s OSU game…14-0 on penalties, the announcers even noticing it and trying to speculate why (Dvoracek: “maybe OSU is just that much better coached”?)…OSU had two first time starters on the OL but no holding calls… That was a one score game. If Texas had won it, we would have been in the 2022 B12 CG instead of KSU, and probably played in the Sugar Bowl. Might even had beaten TCU in the rematch. This fuckery is dangerous to players, risky to coaches’ jobs and costly to programs, financially.
  8. 14 points
    You know it's bad when Bohl's writes this: https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/columns/2023/11/08/texas-football-longhorns-referee-officiating-calls-big-12/71490918007/?utm_source=SND&utm_medium=Twitter&utm_campaign=bevobeat
  9. Has anyone figured out why I'm supposed to give a shit that Day provided info on Harbaugh's cheating? I mean I don't like Day but providing info on your rival cheating is basically your duty. I screamed for decades that Texas needed to stop crying about everyone's recruiting shenanigans unless they were going to do something about it. Well, Day did something about his rival's cheating.
  10. Bobby insinuating that Neyor returning to Texas next year but nothing definitive yet, just early rumblings after it looked like he was on the way out.
  11. Fuck him, his brother, and his daddy. Top 10 national recruit bust.
  12. So Michigan has no idea what Connor Stallions was doing but they know everything that Ryan Day was doing?
  13. 13 points
    Finally that useless dipshit has written something that borders on real journalism. Call em out, Kirk.
  14. Minivan Taliban is the preferred nomenclature. Assholes with Casseroles is also acceptable.
  15. Colonel Stalion, did you order the sign stealing? Son, we live in a world that has buckeye receivers, and those receivers have to be guarded by men with signs. Who's gonna do it? You? You, 89horn? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Purdue, and you curse the wolverines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Ohio states elimination from the playoffs, while tragic, probably saved wins; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves wins.
  16. Wordle 872 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #656 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 653 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 #travle #329 (6/11) (0 hints) ✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/ Connections Puzzle #150 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 872 2/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 653 4️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #656 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, November 8 Letters: A E R M S T Y My score: 362 points My longest word: 12 letters 💮 🏵 🌻 🌺 🌷 🌸 🌼 🌹 💐 💮 🏵 🌻 Play Blossom: https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game
  18. Wordle 872 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 653 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 653 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ClickWord.org Daily 277: 573 points (top 10% 🏅) 9 words: ⚛️⚛️🟪🟪🟪🟥🟥🟧🟩 💪 Best word: 166 points 🔥 Streak: 3 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily277 Oof! Another puzzle where I left a 2x tile and lots of letters on the board yet still managed top 10%
  19. 12 points
    Mar's reaction to that play is more telling than anything else that happened. We were signaling our ball and he angrily yelled "No" 'No". An unbiased official just doesn't react or neutrally references the down (knowing that if a close play replay should review it). But this fucker assertively, and angrily, made clear he was not even going to consider it could have been a fumble with the confidence that it's not even in the realm of a play that should be reviewed. Then Sark initially had to call a TO just to get the call reviewed. Seriously. Fuck that guy. He's an absolute piece of shit. We got it back. But Sark absolutely had to call it to get a review initiated.
  20. I hope the TTom is lurking, because I’m having an adenachrome cocktail and sacrificing stolen GOP veterans’ kids to the Dark Lord with Hunter Biden while we watch MSNBC.
  21. Not in a group text, but a lady in the neighborhood has gained a significant amount of weight since her divorce. She still has a very pretty face, but yea..... Anyway, she posted a picture on FB the other day and another lady in the neighborhood responded with "Holy Shit ______, you look amazing! How much weight have you lost?" Formerly hot neighbor responded "That picture is from 2018"
  22. 11 points
    Heard was going up and down the field with ease. It was THE most rigged game I've ever seen. The absolute chicken shit flag on Strong was maybe the single worst call ever. To have a ref walk into him, then throw the flag. I'm no Strong apologist, but nobody deserves that level of shit.
  23. Wordle 872 3/6 [emoji834]🟩🟨🟨[emoji834] [emoji834]🟩🟩🟨[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Family got me hooked on Connections: Connections Puzzle #150 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  24. Wordle 872 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Snuck right up on me...
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