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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/12/23 in all areas

  1. Dear Sark, I have it on good authority that you should try winning the remaining two games. Love, RomaVicta
  2. FUCK! HUGE IF TRUE. I’ll call them up right away. Thanks for the heads up. You are a true friend of the program.
  3. https://247sports.com/player/wardell-mack-46130473/ View full commit
  4. We slept they corch
  5. I need Liucci to explain how this is the ultimate power move that signals that the sleeping giant is awakening.
  6. God….this is glorious. And I hate it, because I want him around forever. I also hate it because money is fungible, and one of our state universities is lighting $76 million on fire because they just can’t stop being fucking stupid pathetic little brother. Aggy was outsmarted by a mouth breathing idiot and his agent. And it wasn’t even a fair fight.
  7. Imagine spending 76M to fire a coach instead of spending it on NIL for the program. Hahahahahahahahahahaha this is the end of Texas a&m football
  8. 9-1

    33 points
    If anyone had offered us 9-1 back in August, we all would've said, "yes, please." And anyone who added, "But how many were closer than the spread?" would've been told to shut the fuck up, correctly. We're 9-1 and we control our own destiny to the CCG. If you're not enjoying the hell out of this because 4 of the wins weren't pretty enough, you seriously need a different hobby.
  9. I hear the reason for the conflicting reports is they just gave him a plaque that says: No longer Texas a&m football coach: 20-- So no one is quite sure when he's actually gone.
  10. 9-1

    32 points
    This dude took over a program that had 13 years of rot, incompetence, complacency. It’s year 3 and we are 9-1z. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride. It was just 2 years ago that we lost to Kansas at home. Not saying he is perfect but we have a chance to win the conference and make the CFP and are likely to have 3 top 5 classes in a row. What more do you want.
  11. 9-1

    31 points
    Winning close games is a lot more fun than losing close games.
  12. If the money is right, I'm definitely interested.
  13. I'm actually kind of bummed. No former aggy coach was as fun to laugh at. I dont think there is any way they can hire another coach as dumb as that motherfucker. His IQ is probably 65, and he still managed to swindle over $100M+ from aggy. In a lot of ways, he was the perfect aggy corch, and now he's gone. This is a sad day for me.
  14. The State of Texas needs to run an audit on aggy finances to assure no state or federal money is being used to fund their latest misadventure.
  15. From the 100 year decision to the 100M decision. Never change aggy.
  16. This will never not be hilarious
  17. It’s early but Bomani already getting warmed up…
  18. That’s a lot of dongs
  19. So, this public university is surely going to get raked over the coals for lighting 76 million dollars on fire while higher education costs are rising so dramatically that the federal government is forgiving billions of dollars in tax revenue from student loans, right?
  20. 9-1

    25 points
    9-1 is fucking awesome. We are a very entitled fanbase. I still remember the days when we bitched about having a couple of losses then we wandered into the desert with Charlie and Tom for too long. I'll happily take this season after the torment of the past decade.
  21. 9-1

    24 points
    We are seconds away from being 10-0 and we beat Alabama in Tuscaloosa and people are bitching and moaning that it's not enough and they are "over Sark and this team". It's just embarrassing.
  22. "rest of my mind" Luv you David ! https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/football/2023/11/11/texas-football-longhorns-win-over-tcu-horned-frogs-quinn-ewers-jonathon-brooks-reactions/71553280007/
  23. Y’all are thinking this is a big win for you, a nice moment of schadenfreude. Don’t let me ruin your fun. But think about this before you smirk too much: 1. We are about to pay the biggest buyout EVER. How many teams win a national championship? One per year. But how many have paid out the largest buyout in history? I don’t know and neither do you, but it’s fewer than one per year. Literally making CFB history here. And that’s catnip to recruits: come make history. 2. What was the story line coming into this week? A&M playing ACU at 6-4 and looking to play its way into a second tier bowl instead of third year. Not now. Now, it’s history making A&M looking for a new coach. Biggest story of the week in CFB. That’s what they’ll talk about on ESPN. And who watches ESPN? That’s right, recruits. Script flipped! Enjoy not being the biggest story in Texas CFB this week! 3. We are getting a new coach and you know what that means? We have at least two, maybe three years where the new guy has a pass to get his guys and the right chemistry. That’s longer than Sark’s leash! Ha! Owned. So yuk it up. We’ll just be over here making historic power moves.
  24. Can you be happy for just one second in your life?
  25. Jimbo is on the short list too
  26. This been dusted off yet?
  27. Rest assured the AG's office will keep an eye on any financial shenanigans. [Ducks]
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