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Showing content with the highest reputation on 11/22/23 in Posts

  1. Damn....they really are going all-in on the low budget thing:
  2. Gerry (IT) reporting that 5-star Safety Xavier Filsaime and his father were on campus today. Gerry said they are not ruling out another visit before Dec 20 signing day. https://247sports.com/player/xavier-filsaime-46103308/
  3. When you use a slur so much that autocorrect doesn't do a thing about it..
  4. His season went off the tracks in October. Actually makes him perfect for ATM.
  5. So last year started a rapid deterioration of the incandescent bulbs on LawnBevo™ ... and I had a choice. Do I go with LED bulbs or "something new"? I chose "something new". As is tradition, LawnBevo™ goes out the Tues/Weds before Thanksgiving, but the rest of the yard decorations don't get out until T+1 weekend. Let's see *YOUR* yards/houses as they come online.
  6. Here's what actually happened: Poster 1: "If you think 'Hitler was right' explain why" Poster 2: Basic ass white genocide theory bullshit long promoted by neo-nazis, as an explanation for why he thinks Hitler was right Elon: Poster 2 has "said the actual truth" If you're going to argue that this is anything other than Elon expressly endorsing the belief that Hitler was right for the reasons the poster he was responding to stated, you're a fucking liar.
  7. Blowing up shit at our border won't change my mind, their "bacon" isn't real bacon. It's fucking ham, just admit it.
  8. Jedd Fisch is the greatest coach of all time. Everyone wanted to hire him but aggy pulled off a miraculous coup. There was a secret network of sips, liberals, and immigrants conspiring to hold aggy back from the greatness that they deserve. But that network has been defeated. This will go down in history books alongside aggy’s other great military triumphs. Commemorative cups and t-shirts will soon be available at texags.com.
  9. Gerry (IT) just reported that despite D'antra Robinson's name being on a list of attendees for the Florida/FSU game - Robinson will not be attending the game.
  10. Back from the taxidermist already. Better picture of the horns.
  11. Steve Sarkisian wasn’t an unknown - when Texas hired him he was the same age as Jedd Fisch is now and already had 7 years of HC experience at two big time programs. He had 8 years experience working under Pete Carroll and 3 years working with Nick Saban. He played a prominent role on 2 national championship coaching staffs and had won a Broyles award as the best assistant coach in college football. Jedd Fisch won 8 games at Arizona.
  12. Csb: I met and worked with Tony (the kicker) for a bit in 2000. He was a good guy and always laughed when telling that story. Said 2 things were going through his mind when he got the pitch: 1) this is gonna hurt and 2) I’m going to kill Field for pitching it to me. Said the play was not supposed to be a pitch, if it wasn’t there for the holder (a wr), he was just supposed to go down. Gave Brackens all the credit in the world for the hit.
  13. Thank you for circling his name so I could find it.
  14. ERob is a current P5 coach, just saying
  15. Lol this should be good
  16. My understanding of aggy selection process is they get it down to five candidates, then they lay photos of each one at midfield at Pyle. They stay there until Reveille shits on four of the photos. The one she didn't shit on is the new head coach, because she obviously likes him. Then white smoke comes from the bonfire, signaling to the aggy faithful that a new coach has been chosen by their God.
  17. My daughter and I made Carbonara last night. Couldn’t find Guanciale close to me, but I found this pork jowl bacon. 25g Pecorino Romano and 35g Parmesan, about 20 whole black peppercorns toasted, then run through my pepper mill, 4 egg yolks, and a couple splashes of grease from the rendered bacon (let it cool a little first) start with a half cup of pasta water and mix it until smooth and creamy adding more pasta water as needed. I did this in a metal bowl in a double boiler arrangement to warm the sauce and temper the yolks. (Reserve some extra pasta water, because when you add in your cooked pasta the sauce will want to clump a little…at least mine did) Bam
  18. Now there's something you won't see on a Waco bus tour.
  19. If any of the voters on the right were smart enough or cared enough to look at history, this is 1930s Germany all over again. To a T. This is how fascism works, literally by the book. This is not a coincidence.
  20. Wordle 886 3/6* ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. This has a whole cross-burning vibe to it. a half-dozen guys with lit torches dancing around like kansas city faggots
  22. The real question is where was Ted Cruz’s father.
  23. Perhaps if the big 12 hadn’t decided it was in its best interests to shit on Texas publicly, in the field and everywhere else for the last 20 years we wouldn’t be gone. We still might have, but fuck them and their rampant jealousy.
  24. Wordle 886 5/6* [emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834]🟨 🟨🟩[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟩[emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834]🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #164 🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  25. Wordle 886 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 667 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. Wordle 886 2/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. https://apple.news/Ani2K-Gp6Qcy0bK-GqhtYeg Article making fun of Bjork and a&m
  28. I mean......our border security apparatus actually worked, EXACTLY how it's intended to (if they see something shady, send it around for additional screening before you let them through)......and she's calling it out as an example of us not having any border security? This is the dumbest fucking timeline.
  29. The people that remember Lam Jones are now eligible to collect social security.
  30. Wordle 886 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  32. This is awesome, and the IR8 in a nutshell. There is no recognition that TCU, BU, UH all think that they have a “special” series with Texas, too. (Not to mention, we just learned that we were one of ISU’s main rivals just last week) There is no recognition that Texas will be renewing stronger rivalries with Arkansas and TAMU. And, of course, calling out a school about to add SEC blue bloods to the schedule, a school that has already been scheduling too SeC, PAC and B10 teams, as chicken. I swear- the IR8 have the self awareness of my 13 year old daughter.
  33. I’m proud to root for this team. There’s never a question of effort. There’s never a question of dedication. Just a bunch of dudes giving it their all on and off the field. I’m proud to wear my Burnt Orange in public these days, and that hasn’t always been the case over the last decade plus. Thanks Sark.
  34. One of only two defensive players among the semifinalists, for Player of the Year. Not too shabby.
  35. 174 turkeys cooked for the community.
  36. Georgia/Bama and Mich/OSU are de facto playoff games. The losers of these games aren't getting in over 1 loss conference champion Texas if it comes down to it. Can't believe that actually needed to be explained.
  37. Their inability to accept reality is why they will never be winners. They see themselves as victims and rather than learn from mistakes they create an alternate reality where they never made a mistake. Excellence will never be attained by aggy.
  38. What's wild is how little any of the coverage of this even notices that he wasn't just embracing great replacement theory, but that he was doing so immediately in response to someone else explaining that great replacement theory is "why Hitler was right." The only possible inference is that Elon thinks Hitler was right and all of the fucking coverage of this ignores that.
  39. Most of New Jersey is much prettier than College Station. Plus, no aggy and you're close to NYC. Gimme Jersey over B/CS.
  40. I think ISU is the win that gets everyone onboard with Sark. That was a masterclass in not panicking and just sticking with your team's identity. Putting Sweat and Murphy out as Captains was just brilliant. He called smart plays most of the game. Mental mistakes kept the score from being even larger and creating a great lead going into the half. I think his culture has fully taken hold. Yes, the loss to OU sucked but the team has recovered nicely and fought through a lot of adversity. It's all right there in front of them. I'm glad Sark shook off a lot of the monkeys off his back this year: can't win more than 7 games, can't win close games, can't hold leads and close out opponents. It's all coming together at the perfect time. I didn't think we'd be ready to enter the SEC at this point but we're more than ready. The schedule also sets up pretty nicely for us with Quinn probably back and Brooks back. This doesn't feel like the fool's gold of Herman. We got to 10 wins without the aid of a bowl game. Also, it's nice to not have a head coach who's a shitbag.
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