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  1. When I was a kid in the late 80s my sweet grandmother thought it would be a good idea to buy me a suit from Mervyn's (I think). Not a suit for 9 year old me, mind you but for an adult me because they were having a sale and it was like $49 or some shit . This lovely, caring psychopath took me to the men's department and held up men's suit to my 4 foot something 70lb frame. She then tried to extrapolate what she was seeing to what she thought I would look like when I was 21. She told me I could where it to interviews. There was even a employee was completely baffled at what they were seeing. That made two of us. They tried to direct us to the boys department. She dismissed them with utter contempt and a roll of her eyes that would've made my daughter proud. Fast forward to when I was leaving to go to college. That same suit was in the back of my closet, never worn, still on probably the same hanger. My mom couldn't believe it and made me try it on. It fit better than Elko's suit.
  2. Preseason I would be thrilled if you told me we'd be 11-1 in regular season. Honestly I'd be happy with a strong showing in the CCG and a loss to a great conference opponent. But OSU is NOT a solid conference opponent so if we play to our standards, this should be a big win. Fuck the bowls and CFP. We can't control the politics, so I'll be proud of our team as long as they show up for the opportunity they are given.
  3. Same as last year, Big 12 shafted us by giving CotY to Gundy instead of Sark. People love to talk about how Gundy had to deal with various problems and led Okie Lite out of a rough patch to reach the Big 12 title game... but never mention how most of those problems were of his own doing. Had to deal with losing multiple transfers? No one asked Gundy to drive off half his roster with OANN bullshit. Had to come back from a 2-2 start? No one asked Gundy to get throttled by South Alabama and UCF. How the fuck do you lose to a C-USA team and win CotY? Absolute embarrassment.
  4. Jimmy Carter outlived Kissinger
  5. The funny thing about this is that Texas, Alabama, Georgia, tOSU, or any of the blue bloods would never do this in a million years. They would be mocked and laughed at the same way the aggies were. Second they gave him this trophy on the same day they recognized Carthel for actually winning the D2 championship at Commerce. They should be shamed for the rest of eternity for this stunt.
  6. Aggie 2025 Recruiting: Bursting at the seams
  7. I’ve said for years that I wanted to see Texas relevant in the playoff discussion at the end of the season. They’ve done that and they’ve done so while gaining scoreboard over all of the assholes that we’ll never have to play again. I feel like we’re playing with house money at this point - for this season.
  8. Bored as hell at work today so made this edit. elko.mp4
  9. Mrs.LL laid down the law months ago that there would be no discussion of politics at Thanksgiving. And Mrs.LL's edicts are generally followed by anyone who doesn't want to lose a testicle. There were two minor exceptions: A brief discussion over the kitchen island between her mildly-racist-but-solidly-anti-Trump father, her similarly situated brother, and her MAGA/Qanon-adjacent cousin about race. There's kind of the usual arguments against CRT and the denial of systemic racism in America. And then I bring up redlining. Blank stares all the way around. So I quickly give a lesson on what redlining was and its ongoing effects. And after 20 years around these people, they know I'm not bullshitting or making stuff up, so there's just a general "Huh--I didn't know that." I don't know that it changed any opinions. But it ended the conversation. And perhaps it planted the seeds of further thought. The other one was with my nephew. He's young and idealistic. He says he's voting for RFK Jr. Oh, and he's in a swing-ish state (Virginia). I absolutely went off on him. I told him he might as well vote for Trump, and that would mean among other things that his super-hot girlfriend that he brought to Thanksgiving wouldn't be able to get an abortion if one slipped past the goalie. And he'd get to explain to her why she had to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term because of his disdain for the two-party system. I think that one may have had more impact.
  10. Tricksy Wordle. I moved that one letter all around before I figured out there was only one other place to put it. Wordle 893 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #677 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 674 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #350 (5/10) (0 hints) ✅✅✅✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/ Connections Puzzle #171 🟨🟪🟩🟨 🟦🟪🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  11. If you are giving to Texas One Fund for football, you are doing your part for what the PF has become. Without getting into details for hopefully obvious reasons, guaranteeing payouts to unproven backups who may never contribute except on extra points isn't a great strategy. It served its purpose, but it was a one year initiative. I'll argue that most college staffs have discovered that ensuring that all 85 players are getting NIL isn't the most productive outcome for roster management.
  12. INTERESTING! VERY INTERESTING...
  13. Apparently the concept is harder to grasp than you think it is.
  14. RIP CED 🙏 Absolutely Deserving... Hook'em !!! 🤘
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  16. Wordle 893 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 674 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  17. Don't cry that it's over, smile because it happened
  18. This bitch pays for Twitter hahahahaha
  19. In an earlier career stop, I had a female aggy “peer” in a department we worked with frequently. We had a group meeting one morning and she walked in late and says “Good morning Brownwater, your hair’s getting thinner.” I glance up from my computer and say “You’re not.” Room goes quiet. My team still giggles about it today even though we’ve all moved on or retired.
  20. Well, finally Icono admits he is a complete piece of shit. Well done. Elon Musk is a complete piece of shit.
  21. It is a great term. This is a great example of "unfounded elitism"
  22. Where is the Big 12 commissioner? Why isn’t he lobbying to get Texas into the playoff if we win Saturday?
  23. Wordle 893 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 674 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 674 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ClickWord.org Daily 298: 683 points (top 5% 🏆) 9 words: ⚛️⚛️🟪🟪🟥🟧🟧🟨🟩 💪 Best word: 308 points 🔥 Streak: 3 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily298 I got a bit greedy and messed up my first big cross. I recovered, but ended up leaving the 2x Q on the board.
  24. Wordle 893 4/6* ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 674 5️⃣8️⃣ 9️⃣🔟 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Probably because you had a crystal ball for him to Texas coming out of HS, Ketch.
  26. Wordle 893 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 674 6️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #677 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Blossom Puzzle, November 29 Letters: A B E O P R T My score: 368 points My longest word: 11 letters 💮 💐 🌸 🏵 🌻 🌼 🌺 🌹 🌷 💮 💐
  27. It means someone watches a lot of a particular cable news.
  28. Just what is it about these two that makes you feel that way?
  29. "We could use an off ball linebacker, bring him in"- Ian Boyd probably
  30. Or printed up truckloads of Pyle Field location maps for visiting opponent fans.
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  33. 2024 Transfers: Tampering like a motherfucker this year.
  34. Apparently if you let the microwave timer run all the way down, it will explode. You must stop the microwave with a random amount of time remaining, somewhere between 6 and 23 seconds . The microwave will also explode if you clear the remaining time yourself. It can only be cleared by the next person to use the microwave. This is an immutable law of the universe.
  35. Wife started this thing where she likes to cook shrimp alfredo. First time she cooked it, she bought 1lb of 120 count (yes, 120) shrimp. Afterwards she asked what I'd like her to try differently next time and I said, let's try it with 20-30 count shrimp. Fast forward 2-3 weeks, she excitedly tells me she bought larger shrimp. I looked at the bag and it was 2lbs of 120 count.
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