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  1. ATM tasked someone with sitting down to talk to the key players about their intentions to stay or go ahead of the Miss State game. They got responses on needs and turned around and locked a group of players up to new NIL deals that they signed. Some guys said, irrespective of Fisher being the coach or not, that they were leaving and thanks but no thanks for a new offer. Stewart was one of the guys that did this. He wasn't being tampered with, he just wanted out. I do know that allegedly multiple other players opted for this route or weren't deemed critical, so I do expect to see some significant traffic for ATM attrition. That considered, they knew what they were doing ahead of 86'ing Fisher and some of those conversations just reinforced to the brass that dumping Fisher now had to happen. He'd been lobbying with the notion of barely losses and a 9-4 season heading into a national title run in 2024. They think they're going on a national title run in 2024 anyway. I don't think anyone in the media or with ATM has actually critically looked at what "all that talent" actually looks like on their roster. Their OL is hopeless. Their LB situation without Cooper is bad. Their WR room is about to be wiped out. CB is really grim. Weigman is a complete question mark. They're going to need offensive coaching answers asap with the portal opening. Meanwhile, Craig is already fucking with them by poisoning the well with a number of recruits as a typical low class move on his way out. Where does he land? Liucci is telling his audience that Petrino is actively recruiting against them and tampering with the roster as well. We know Adazzio is a low character guy as well, so if he finds a landing spot, he'll attempt dark shit as well. It's going to continue to be fascinating to watch.
  2. Man, that's fucking terrible. Pointless and shitty. I get a ton of shit from posters about things I posted contemporaneously during Blue's journey, but both he and the staff have been schizophrenic about his role since his recruitment. -Everyone was happy to get him, then he got kicked off of his HS team for poor behavior and was downvoted in a bid to return. Cue the Texas staff indicating to him and people covering the team that he needed to consider other options. -Then Texas whiffs on Jam Miller and Leveon Moss. They want a TB. Blue's other options don't excite him. Voila, he's part of the 2022 class. Shout out to the Jam Miller recruitment, btw. Miller's mom was hooking up with a Texas fan who kept pushing the family towards Texas, while simultaneously not treating the mom or Miller well. Bama saw the cracks in that situation and exploited them. -Blue then comes to campus and is a malcontent. He had delusions about playing time with Robinson, K Robinson, and Johnson in the backfield. -The staff and the leaders in the TB room think they've helped him get religion. -Then the portal opens and he announces he's transferring. No significant programs reach out to him after announcing and the staff convinces him to come back and not enter the portal. They had a second conversation on the subject in the May period. -He's 3rd on the depth chart, fumbles against Wyoming while Texas is trying to kill the game going up by 4 tds. PT diminishes for awhile. -He works his way back into playing time and is a budding star. The best possible outcomes following repeatedly bad circumstances presenting themselves continue to work out for both Texas and Blue. It's fucking crazy. I hope the good side of all of this continues to play out. At the same time, if he enters the portal this time, there is a market for him and that's going to be tough on Texas NIL. Fingers crossed. Also, if given the choice right now - Blue, Miller or Moss, I'm taking Blue. I could see an argument for Miller and haven't been really impressed with Moss, although he's fine. Not sure what the rest of the board would do. No matter what, I've been entertained by Blue's journey. I'm rooting for things to work out for him at this point, especially if he sticks with Texas to the end.
  3. You know who's really going to be pissed? Jordan Whittington, friend of Bevo.
  4. If a less than 5 star WR even sets foot on campus I will attack them.
  5. The more I think about this game, the more peaceful I feel. This is the last game we'll ever play in this shit conference that profited off of us at every turn, resented us for it, and fucked us every chance it got. And we have a chance to go out as the conference champ, the same way we came in. I've always liked Okie Lite, in a my-enemy's-enemy-is-my-friend sort of way. But I hope we embarrass them worse than we did to Colorado in this game once upon a time. It's not really personal, Cowboys. This is a goodbye hatefuck from Texas to all of you. Come and get it.
  6. 'or perhaps the highest-paid position coach in the country with a loaded SEC defense.' So there's a third team in the mix?
  7. Come on, Louisville, you owe us one after giving us Charlie Strong.
  8. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/lou-holtz-lauds-his-hero-jimbo-fisher-following-texas-am-dismissal-believes-aggies-can-win-going-forward Even though I can't stand him, Lou "Mush Mouth" Holtz has a new hero
  9. From Brentwood, ready for the Longhorns to make Mike Gundy feel like less of a man . . . TEXAS!!!
  10. Nay. @'stache is good people, as are some of our other OSU posters.
  11. On this the last day of my wife's Cancer treatment and we hit the road to Arlington later this afternoon..... FIGHT!
  12. Texags has it solved Stringfellow Hawke 11:57a AG Obligatory let the investigation run its course. Would not be surprised to learn a sip fan is behind this and trying to place blame on OK state.
  13. This feels like as appropriate a time as any to say that Blue's team photo is my favorite Do you really think you can convince me this is the fastest RB in CFB and not a 360lb nose tackle?
  14. From my kitchen chalkboard where this is the “art” I want them to remember me by TEXAS!
  15. You want a dead steer? I can get you a dead steer, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a dead steer by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with Fuck Farmhouse on it. These fucking amateurs...
  16. Holtz was obviously speaking tongue in cheek.
  17. they should go ahead and buy out Elko's contract and replace him and save even more money!
  18. Well, we just beat their asses in volleyball tonight at Gregory Gym in the first round of the NCAA tournament, so chalk up another dub. They brought the yell leaders. We posted this:
  19. Cam Rising is coming back to college next year too, both were in that same class for us. Caden Sterns was also in that class and he will be entering his 4th season in the NFL next year.
  20. Longhornlove doesn't need to provide a link. He clearly just happened to be out there in the field when this steer he was standing next to shit itself, went into cardiac arrest and collapsed to the ground. He saw it with his own eyes and there isn't a fucking thing he needs to do for the rest of us if we don't believe him. He's mentioned repeatedly on this board over the years that he's into hanging around with livestock in the fields of Oklahoma on Thursday nights. That's kind of his thing.
  21. No they won’t. Idk how many times it needs to be repeated. They’ve never left out a 1 loss P5 champ for a non-champ. I’ve said it before- I think people here want Texas left out just so they can say they were right
  22. Aren’t they precious?
  23. He can be a savage too. How’s that going for you, Ron? You’re down 41 points in your own state.
  24. It is a completely neutral result for Texas. Once the committee put them ahead of us, two spots even, we weren't passing them if they won. And I am glad we won't have to suffer the indignity of seeing their fraud ass in the playoffs instead of us.
  25. the day ive been fighting against happened this morning. had to let my beautiful girl cross over. not doing well at all... and I dont think I can come back to this thread for a long time. I love you so very much Sadie girl. you made me a much better person.
  26. He came back and played in games following Tennessee. After crying on the field and being carted off, I also thought he was done for the year. It turns out that he's actually just a giant pussy.
  27. Introducing your new representative from New York, George Santopopalopadis
  28. I'll take things that run through Lubbock for $200, Alex: What is the transfer portal?
  29. Not according to this genius:
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  31. YouTube TV you dinosaurs.
  32. I’d assume Farmhouse did it and then someone realized they fucked up. There’s no reason any other frat would do that.
  33. Cops are all over it, someone's in deep shit, there are cameras everywhere. It said Fuck Farmhouse not Fuck Texas so it doesn't even make any fucking sense. Stupid frat fucks.
  34. I sat next to Arch’s dad. He said he loves it here.
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