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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/02/23 in all areas

  1. Texas Tech, Iowa State, Kansas State, Mo Green. Gundy, the rapists in Waco. The cockroaches.
  2. Shut down the Big 12 OPOY? ✔️ Pantsed the Big 12 COY? ✔️ Big 12 DPOY caught a TD? ✔️ Booed the Big 12 commissioner? ✔️
  3. NSIAP. President dunking on the committee.
  4. Y'all have fun playing in Conference USA 2.0, you insignificant little nothings.
  5. About this time three years ago, shit looked bleak. Ewers flipped to OSU, Herman was a lame duck, we had whiffed on Meyer, etc. I switched my pfp to the crying jordan bevo and told myself it would stay until we won a conference championship. Well, boys, today's the day!
  6. Putting Brooks in for the last snap was pure class. Also loved that Sark gave both the backup QBs some snaps. After a long, long time, we have a coach that doesn't make me cringe on some of the things he does outside of the game.
  7. Weird that he changed his name to Finkley for it.
  8. I'm on my balcony in a Longhorn hoodie, drinking coffee, watching the burnt orange sunrise, and thinking god damn, what a beautiful day to win a championship.
  9. God damn our fanbase is a bunch of battered wives. The SEC does not have a birthright spot in the playoff. Texas is not only a top 4 team this year, we're probably a top 2 team, and y'all need to stop being bitches about it. Cut it out.
  10. Per Bobby on the post game show that they have heard really good things about the portal for us.
  11. Fuck alabama, far as I'm concerned if they beat georgia TEXAS won the SECSECSEC.
  12. 23 points
    Yormarks reception today, and the absolute refusal by all of us in attendance to let up, will be one of the memories this 50+ year Longhorn fan will take happily to his grave…
  13. Nice. Putting Brooks out there for the victory formation snap is the kind of stuff that maintains program culture and buy-in. Very smart, not just classy, move.
  14. QB1 QE had himself a day. Appreciate the season JB had. Sark showed he is a class act. TEXAS!
  15. FUCKIN YES. TXXIIChamps.mp4.c2442cc26f86aa8a4a0128f0fa23922e.mp4
  16. I could stay here all day
  17. When we leave a conference, we take no fucking prisoners.
  18. I've always liked Sark personally. As someone in recovery myself, I pull for him on multiple levels. But, I also had my doubts last year, as we blew a pair of 14-point leads. I criticized him, and I still believe it was warranted at the time. But he's really growing into this job, and fast. And what I saw today, when he had the presence of mind to get Brooks on the field as we were winning the conference? Man, that's my coach. I hope he's winning games here for a very long time.
  19. Eh, UW winning a second head to head match after the committee wrongly thought the "eye test" had proved that Oregon was gonna roll Washington in the rematch may give them pause when thinking the same about Alabama and Texas. Honor the head to head and not whatever eye test bullshit you think you know.
  20. I love that Manning recognized the moment and tossed the game ball to Brooks.
  21. This is my favorite time of the evening when the double Bourbons kick in.
  22. We met Sergio Kindle at the watch party
  23. Fuck this refs! One of many reasons why we are blowing this popsicle stand. Also, let’s grind Okie Lite down like coffee beans in Columbia.
  24. If he keeps playing like this I will bang his Dad.
  25. Early report from outside the stadium - 10:1 Texas to OSU fans.
  26. @immamac can you take out the trash? i don’t give a shit if we do get hosed but this is getting old
  27. I could maybe see Bama passing us if we had beat them by 1 in Austin... but we stomped their little bitch Gump assess in Tuscaloosa by double digits. Fuck the sister fuckers and fuck all y'all pussies who think they're getting in over us. With that being said... its bedtime for me. Goodnight and hook 'em!
  28. Where are all the fucking idiots who were rooting for Georgia over Alabama? Literally our biggest advantage here is that Alabama win over Georgia anand our head to head won over Alabama. A whole lot better than our only hope being to see is Louisville gets their head out of their ass. We still aren't a sure thing unless Louisville wins, but damn that extra spot being open sure looks fucking good for Texas right now. And every talking head is talking about it, including these announcers over and over again.
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