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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/08/23 in Posts

  1. Probably still tight after you used it.
  2. Big Fire. Jordan Scruggs (Horns 247) - Trey Moore to visit Texas this weekend - Only visit he is likely to take while in the portal
  3. I haven't seen bad play from Bush this year. Like at all. You make it sound like he's been the 2023 version of Luke Brockermeyer. He's not our most athletic OLB/DE, but he is a solid contributor and quality depth. Guys like that are awesome because they stick around for 5 years and maintain continuity between classes. On top of being good football players.
  4. Congratulations T'Vondre!!!
  5. When I was a student I went to thanksgiving dinner at a friends house here in town. His dad was a horn, his mom an aggy. His sister was an aggy and brought her corp turd boyfriend. My buddy and I gave the guy a ton of shit and he was bragging about how great aggy was. He said “we even have a ski slope on campus “ and I said “yeah, now they are just waiting for it to snow.” Me, my buddy and his dad could not stop laughing. His sister, mom and corps turd were livid. His mom slammed her hand on the table and said no more aggy/UT talk.
  6. I leave for a day and come back to fucking green beans and croc fellatio. Fuck all of you
  7. As a parent of three high school "band nerds" I must say fuck you. High school band is its own world, no doubt. But, thanks to the awesomeness of high school football in Texas, it's also the best you'll find pretty much anywhere. And it is a place of belonging for a lot of kids who are not naturally athletic or are different in many ways. But they are great kids and many go on to do great things. And, holy hell, do they work hard! I've seen it up close for many years, so I know what it takes to make a great marching band, which is why I get so annoyed at all the oohing and aahhhhing over the aggie band. I admit it looks impressive the first time you see it, but it ain't hard to do what they do. End soap box.
  8. Nothing demonstrates future glory like a Texas Bowl victory:
  9. Not a great sign when we hire a coach because he "gets A&M" and even the white guys are leaving.
  10. So: Dat Nguyen and Stephen McGee are both idiots. Nguyen put up a special flag thinking they were going to be in the thick of the national championship chase in 2022 based on what? Then Stephen McGee said the problem is that their expectations aren’t high enough. Dat Nguyen in 2022 proves that is false. Their expectations are consistently unrealistic for a mediocre program. They’ve never won anything so they should be patient and allow a coach to build his program. They can’t do that because all of their media are aggies and not neutral observers and they’re incapable of being objective since they’re emotionally invested. They immediately spin everything as pro-Aggie and try to manipulate people with the things they write and say. Their writers recruit for the school. They HAVE to toe the party line. As a result, people’s expectations are unreasonable and they panic at the least sign of failure and then push Eject and don’t give a coach a chance to work through struggles. And then repeat it all over again. Khan also should have noted that RC cheated just like Jackie Sherrill. That also adds to their being unreasonable. Their only two coaches who have tasted success since 1939 were buying players. TLDR: if they’d shut the fuck up and watch events unfold instead of beating their bird chests about every little perceived win, things would go better for them. They’re utterly incapable of doing so. Their culture is the problem.
  11. Wow, if this fucking cunt is impressed, you know Sark really has things turned around.
  12. Save some pussy for the rest of us, pal
  13. Some more gems from 2021. The whole thing is gold, but I had to highlight the best part. And I don't even know what to say about this one.
  14. Wordle 902 2/6 🟨⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. Wordle 902 2/6 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 683 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  16. Wordle 902 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A few people in here already like
  17. For reference from 2 days ago
  18. Wordle 902 3/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 683 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 683 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ClickWord.org Daily 307: 997 points (top 5% 🏆) 11 words: ♾️⚛️🟪🟥🟥🟥🟧🟧🟧🟨🟨 💪 Best word: 560 points 🔥 Streak: 5 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily307 My best ever score - nearly broke 1,000. Crushed to see it was only top 5%.
  19. Wordle 902 3/6* 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 683 5️⃣3️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  20. The Royal Tyrell is easily the best paleontology museum in NA, likely the world. If you or your kid have an interest in dinosaurs, ice age mammals, marine mammals, or Burgess Shale fauna, you want to go there. The specimens there are incredible and most are from the local area. They also do public dinosaur dig experiences where you can go out and dig with them. I'm not going to hijack an awesome thread further, but I'll post 2 quick pics. Anyone with questions, feel free to hit me up via PM. Here's a tyrannosaurid preserved in a death pose, where the ligaments on the neck shrank as they dried out after death, with the neck and tail pulled back over the body. There are only a few of these in the world and virtually all are at the Tyrell. A longhorned bison skull (cattle come from Africa).
  21. Ok, it looks like we are going to do Manning's Upstairs + Courtyard + Fulton Street spillover. If we sell more than 1000 we will take over all of manning's if we sell more than 1500 by Monday we will be doing an entire block party including Grand Isle and Fulton Alley. It is very important that tomorrow when I put up the link for pre-sales that if you want to go that you sign up. This event will max out at 4500 people. $100 to get in, includes food buffet all day and cash bar and $50 dollar donation to Texas One Fund. (950 available as of now) $175 (may go up to $200 still negotiating the time of open bar) for VIP, includes food buffet and premium alcohol all day, also includes $50 donation to Texas One Fund. (100 available as of now) $500 for Texas MVP Package, gonna be cool when announced. (TBD on how many available, fairly exclusive probably 30 or less) Cash Bar sales up to 50k go directly to Texas One Fund for the GA folks. I am taking a 0% cut of all sales and all proceeds that do not cover fees/whatever costs etc is going to Texas One Fund. This has the potential to pay for the needs of a significant chunk of the rosters if we pull it off. Anything you can do to help promote this please do, that includes any hookups you have at local news stations in DFW/Houston/San Antonio/Austin/New Orleans
  22. Stephen McGee’s brain has never been the same since Michael griffin nearly knocked his head off in 2005.
  23. Wordle 902 2/6* 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. From Gator 247, the first few responses to the Roach article above. Perhaps because this comes on the heels of Robinson, Mack, and Gibson, I notice a certain ... ah ... lack of warmth, of friendliness, of their characteristic bonhomie ...
  25. Our video team is the best in the business.
  26. Live look at Elko's team meeting
  27. I see a boycott coming
  28. Wordle 902 4/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #686 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 683 7️⃣4️⃣ 🟥5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #359 (3/7) ✅✅✅ https://imois.in/games/travle/ Connections Puzzle #180 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  29. Wordle 902 4/6 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 683 7️⃣5️⃣ 🟥4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, December 8 Letters: D E I T L S V My score: 322 points My longest word: 9 letters 💮 🌹 🌷 🏵 🌸 🌻 🌺 💐 🌼
  30. I watched the oSu game with my mom, she's pushing 80 and was pissed we didn't keep oSu in the teens. I looked at her and said "mom, we haven't won the conference since 2009, we haven't played in the conference title since 2018. Let's be happy, 49-21 is still an ass-kicking." She huffed, muddled "well, that's true" and went about her disgruntled way ... the Texas way.
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