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  1. Man, what a fun year with AD Mitchell. An incredible portal acquisition. Felt like he added swagger to the team this year. Dude is built like a prototypical SEC WR and had some huge moments for us. His TD and celebration in Tuscaloosa is something I'll never forget. I hope he kills it in the NFL and will continue to root for him.
  2. since this has become the defacto place to post these:
  3. Just saw this - thought it was very nice. A two word tweet that said it all.
  4. Just cause their only option is to walk through shit doesn't mean we aren't going to point and laugh at them along the way.
  5. That may be the play of the year for me. As a Texas fan over the last 15 years, I was conditioned to expect the pass to be dropped. And then, it wasn't. The game was saved. The season was saved. What a moment. I hope AD crushes it in the NFL.
  6. Your stance doesn’t make any sense. If someone is attacking the US government, who do you think is going to stop them? Is there a magical non-governmental force that protects the United States? The thought of the US government killing its own citizens is too much for you. I get it. It is not good. However, the thought of US citizens attacking the peaceful transfer of power should be the true focus of your repugnance. Then you probably wouldn’t care if a US army 50 cal mowed them down.
  7. Every time Michigan runs for a first down against Washington, I die a little inside.
  8. SIAP not surprised we're losing Charles. He just graduated with his Bachelor's and can now go work on a Master's somewhere. He definitely plays school like Hudson Card. Helluva team player, but he knows he's never gonna start here. He has 2 years of eligibility left I think. I like the kid. I'll miss him.
  9. Anyone saying he wasn't wholly and fully responsible for inciting the insurrection is a liar or purposely deluding themselves. The man is a traitor. Full stop. No argument.
  10. Link already published, but I liked Weiss' take.
  11. Auburn mod on CJ Daniels I spoke with a source close to Daniels’ family that said Texas made a big impression. Auburn, Florida, Oregon, LSU, Miami all in the mix I’d say, but Texas is the team to beat at this very moment. Auburn rolled out the red carpet and made a big impression, too. He loved his Auburn visit, but sounds like they will have to overcome Texas right now.
  12. He looks like a gas station grackle.
  13. All this game proves to me is that Florida State is the best team in the country and should be your true champion.
  14. What you guys don’t understand is that if you leave bread out long enough it becomes stale and stale bread is pretty fucking hard…almost unbreakable. Unless you bend it and then it breaks. But that’s where elko comes in. He’s gonna make these boys non-bendable which makes them non-breakable. Like week old croutons. Watch out, boys, Elko’s about to fuck up your Caesar and your season at the same time.
  15. Yes, Elko has to do it but the real pointing and laughing started once Blooch and his wannabe minions started trying to hype the additions.
  16. A few observations: - Aggies are at 62, which is one spot higher than Clemson which has lost 10 players to the portal and has zero commits. - There are 3 teams ranked higher than A&M that have zero transfers coming in and 7+ transfers going out. - A&M has the highest outgoing average performance rating of the top 65 teams. - The average rating of the incoming commits is #33 of 65 teams. - ON3 is saying that A&M has lost more talent/performance than they've brought in. ON3 describes their ranking as "On3's Team Transfer Portal Index utilizes the On3 (P)erformance score to measure a team’s production during the transfer process, compared relative against its roster and not a comparison against other schools. This proprietary algorithm determines if a school has improved its overall team talent, stayed the same, or declined in talent during the transfer window."
  17. Everyone of you fucking idiots participating in the uniform discussion on this thread should be banned. It is nauseating when it inevitably pops up weekly on the football board, and there is absolutely no value in having it here as well.
  18. it’s nice to think of all Ohio State fans being miserable about this
  19. The Stampede: Jan 08, 2024 (Transfer Content) Horns247 Staff Tl;dr - Daniels visit went well - Rodgers (Buckeye receiver - may win out if we push; depends on Daniels) - Caldwell - Texas most likely landing spot
  20. Wordle 933 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  22. He was already doing nothing, so the falcons are now paying him to gtfo the way.
  23. Gutsy performance by Penix tonight, playing through a torn vagina.
  24. Jonathon Brooks would have fucked Washington. God fuck everything.
  25. Please tell me they called him "Tiny".
  26. My wife’s grandpa Don. Rose bowl champion and All American at Michigan. Family in full maize and blue tonight. I’m sitting here holding back tears mumbling go blue.
  27. We just snuck into the club section, so I'm watching from here somehow. Ran into Detlef Schrempf. Told him that I loved him on Parks and Recreation, and he busted out laughing and said that no one had ever told him that.
  28. Do Texas fans have to refer to themselves as “tu” on TexAgs to avoid banning?
  29. We’re now in that spot where everything tends to wind up hilarious with the aggie logic knots. 1) If Ewers declares, they can exhale and talk about what a weapon he is and what a downgrade Arch Manning is. 2) If Ewers stays, he sucks and there will be a QB controversy. There are other gems in there as well. “By golly, if those big money sips demand Arch Manning plays, Sark will put him in there.” This is coming from an organization that recently and regularly has shown us that the big money aggie donors have their fists jammed all the way up aggie AD asshole and can work them like a puppet. Nevermind that Texas donors are helping bring Ewers back, also. Don’t examine the absurdity of that juxtaposed to those same people apparently forcing Manning to play. Lastly, one of the guys on there talking about Texas having less talent than ATM next year, and others chiming in, is outstanding. It really is fun to watch these idiots go through the same cycle every year. By late August, the morons in the media will have them ranked and their fanbase will be calling for protests of different services who have Texas ranked higher.
  30. Wordle 933 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #717 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 714 9️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #390 (5/9) 🟧✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #211 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟪🟩
  31. So that epic bama class from the state of TX in 2021 consisted of Tommy Brock #1 TX OT portaled to TCU JoJo Earl #2 TX WR portaled to TCU James Brock #1 TX OC STILL THERE Jalen Milroe #3 TX QB STILL THERE Blackshire #1 TX LB in portal Jaedon ROberts #4 IOL STILL THERE Camar Wheaton #2 TX RB Portaled to SMU
  32. Our country has a longstanding tradition of forceful political advocacy regarding widespread allegations of fraud and irregularities in a long list of Presidential elections throughout our history, therefore, President Trump lacked fair notice that his advocacy in the instance of the 2020 Presidential Election could be criminalized. President Trump, like all citizens, is entitled to have fair warning as to where the line is drawn which separates permissible activity from that which is allegedly criminal. See United States v. Lanier, 520 U.S. 259, 265 (1997) (“‘No man shall be held criminally responsible for conduct which he could not reasonably understand to be proscribed.”). “Due process bars courts from applying a novel construction of a criminal statute to conduct that neither the statute nor any prior judicial decision has fairly disclosed to be within its scope…” Id. at 266 (internal citations omitted). “[A] statute or a rule may be held constitutionally invalid as applied when it operates to deprive an individual of a protected right although its general validity as a measure enacted in the legitimate exercise of state power is beyond question.” Boddie v. Connecticut, 401 U.S. 371, 379 (1971).
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