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  1. I am finding the angst being ginned up on this board around the DT spot to be both nauseating and perplexing. It's a mix of handwringers who just need something to worry over and a bizarre cadre of imbeciles who seem to be intent on bemoaning the position simply because there are equally talented replacements just sitting there and ready to go behind Sweat and Murphy. "If we don't see an upward trajectory at every vacated spot on the roster, every cycle, then something is wrong." I assume some of this is driven by the lack of a DL coach, but that isn't all of it. We've already seen elements to the position addressed by Collins coming back, Savea being added, and several of us, who would actually fucking know, saying that there is NIL slotted for spring time DL portal help. Yet the pussyrubbing continues.
  2. I just ran into coach Sark a minute ago in the lobby of the VEA hotel in Newport Beach, CA. I know, cool story bro and all that. No pics. Told him to fuck them brakes.
  3. Guess he didn’t leave uncommitted
  4. In all honestly, I hardly have the time to disappoint one woman, much less two of them.
  5. If Sark pulls Will Johnson out of Michigan I will suck his dick on the 50 yard line at the home opener. Hell, even if we don’t get him.
  6. You can be a dick all you want here, why would you go somewhere just to poop in the Cheerios? The sites serve 2 different and complimentary purposes. It’s already getting about as much traffic as hornsports and it’s not even been launched for 4 days.
  7. But Nahlin said he wasn’t offered right?
  8. Expectation: Open the relationship, mid-40s dad will be swimming in hot hippie and co-ed flesh. Reality: Open the relationship, mid-40s mom now swimming in younger penis while dad has another movie night with kids.
  9. I think they see a kid who is ready to step in and play heavy minutes if needed but otherwise is going to be a good rotational DT. FWIW - Here is PFF Run Defense Grades for the Arizona and Texas DL:
  10. I feel like if I watch long enough, they'll finally pop out.
  11. Plot Summary: 100 years of getting their shit kicked in by Texas led to the Aggies running to the SEC in hopes of a new start. Unfortunately for our protagonist, they got their shit kicked in by everyone in the SEC. Then in a stunning plot twist, 12 years later their arch rival Texas comes in to join the party and kick their shit in again. The tragedy reaches its thrilling climax when the Aggies are relegated to the Mountain West where they become Appalachian State's bitch.
  12. You’re looking at counting stats as a way to measure quality of DT play, which is your main problem. People who actually have watched him play know he’s solid, and we have a clear need at the position. This is a good, not great, take. Stop trying to overthink it. Nah. Savea is a good player. Blackshire is just a culture add. Savea will be first or second string and getting a lot of reps all year. Blackshire will hardly play at LB unless things have gone horribly wrong. He has always played DT, you fucking single-celled asswipe. (Is this the kind of commentary we’re allowed to post on OTF?)
  13. Fun. Wordle 948 6/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Wordle 948 4/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 729 6️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  15. 79 years old... wow! Yet still hadn't been born when aggy last won a football national championship!
  16. I haven't had a drink since the Sugar Bowl and am trying to make it til baseball season, but if he dies between now and then, I'm getting shitfaced.
  17. Not everything is as rational as your lawyerly thought process wishes to make it. Mike Stoops was part of Steve Sarkisian's staff and on his way to Texas when booster, social media, and forum outcry became so overwhelming that CDC and Sarkisian were forced to seek counsel and get religion. You may find that absurd but shit like that happens everyday and it's not always a problem. Stoops would have been a disaster at Texas on every level and those mean, oft-maligned big money know-nothings and their lowly Internet denizen cousins got it right by bullying the new guy and his boss out of a horrible decision. You're choosing to be oblivious (and wrong) here if you, or anyone else, want to read that and dismiss it.
  18. Wordle 948 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. It's like the puzzle masters at the NYTimes and Meriam Webster got together and decided to get cute today. Wordle 948 3/6 🟩🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #226 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Daily Quordle 729 9️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 729 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, January 23 Letters: A D E M O R T My score: 337 points My longest word: 9 letters 🌷 🏵 💐 🌼 🌹 🌺 🌸 🌻 💮 #Worldle #732 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr #travle #405 (5/10) ✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth I had it all set up to spell out SUPERB with a crossword. I just needed an S sometime in the last 20 or so letters, and none showed. Devastated. ClickWord.org Daily 353: 502 points (top 40% 👏) 11 words: 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟥🟧🟧🟨 💪 Best word: 98 points 🔥 Streak: 4 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily353
  20. Wordle 948 3/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Wordle 948 3/6* 🟩🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections [emoji13] Connections Puzzle #226 🟪🟦🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  22. Wordle 948 2/6* 🟩⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Wordle 948 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #732 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐⭐⭐🏙️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 729 🟥3️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #405 (5/10) ✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Couldn’t see the last two connections. Gave up and randomly guessed. Connections Puzzle #226 🟦🟦🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦
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  25. Wordle 948 4/6* ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 729 7️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. There's no rollercoaster. A rollercoaster would imply that something was going to happen, and then it wasn't, and then something new was happening, and then it wasn't, etc. Nothing has happened here, except Nahlin has overreported on the search from the beginning. It's pathological. He needs the attention and needs to be "breaking" something, much like his clown arch villain, Geoff Ketchum. Those two guys are like binary mouthbreathing pulsars, constantly dueling and repelling in a circle of perverted incompetence always trying to seem first and informed. This is a quagmire. Burton has hedged this whole time because there was never anything firm with Wright and other conversations have continued with other guys. He has actual insight due to legitimate relationships. Nahlin used to have some contacts with other staffs that were reliable. At this point, I don't think he's gotten a single thing right that didn't either come from parroting shit from a private group or fast-following other people with real takes. It's eerily familiar ... it looks like the Typsy Gypsy rises again from the landfill ashes of Recruitocosm, like a deformed and bastardized phoenix.
  27. You made your expert opinion and rated it a miss by Sark because you saw a few pictures on the internet? You didn't watch any of his play. You didn't see his PFF grades. Do you have a weekly recruiting newsletter that I can avoid?
  28. Wordle 948 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. I’m actually on board with buying Greenland. As the name implies I’m told it’s full of lush vegetation, could draw tourist dollars. Also, have you looked at a map recently? It’s like the size of South America. That’s a lot of land, a whole continent to ourselves, well worth the cost.
  30. "People treat me like the traitor that I am! Stahp!"
  31. Today I dared to wait on the letter K to complete a 2x cross with two 2x tiles in my 6 letter word. Today, I chose ... wisely. Wordle 948 2/6 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nice! Daily Quordle 729 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 729 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ClickWord.org Daily 353: 952 points (top 1% 🚀) 10 words: ⚛️⚛️⚛️🟥🟥🟥🟧🟨🟩🟩 💪 Best word: 330 points 🔥 Streak: 2 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily353
  32. Wordle 948 4/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  33. to get back to the important shit: pizza hut in hempstead went retro and it's spectacular: https://www.houstonchronicle.com/food-culture/restaurants-bars/article/pizza-hut-classic-hempstead-texas-18598725.php
  34. Wordle 948 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 729 7️⃣5️⃣ 3️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #226 🟦🟦🟩🟦 🟦🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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