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  1. 26 points
    The Dallas Cowboys did this 27 years ago and its working
  2. Had to say goodbye to one of my best friends of the last 14 years today. Her name was Avery. At 8 weeks old she was left tied up in front of my future father in law's vet clinic. Freshly out of college and trying to figure out wtf our life would be, my then girlfriend and I decided she could stay with us until claimed (because of course someone couldn't have abandoned this incredible but insane little puppy?). She was still there for us a year later when we returned home from our wedding and honeymoon. She was still there for us another year later when we moved cities for law school. She was still there for us three years later when we packed up what little we owned and moved across the country to New York City. She was still there for us six years later while we quarantined in our Manhattan apartment during the early weeks of the pandemic. She was still there for us the next two very trying years while we tried and failed to start a family. And she was still there for us last year when we brought our son home from the hospital. She was a good dog, and she was loved.
  3. I'm not so sure I agree 100% with your policework there Lou.. According to NASA, she's about 22.5 hours light time away, or 15 billion miles. Give or Take. A light year is 6 trillion miles (again, approximate). That's .25% of a light year, not 25%. Voyager is the fastest moving man made object in history @ 38,000 mph, for 46 years, and she's not even a light day away. As a species, we aren't getting out of this solar system anytime soon.
  4. 15 points
    The only thing you should be armed with at a fucking sports parade is a White Claw to throw at some fat ass piece of shit.
  5. If I were a billionaire in Midland the first thing I’d buy would be a one-way plane ticket out of Midland.
  6. I got in a surprising amount of trouble this morning for filling the kid’s pet rabbit’s water from the faucet instead of using the filtered water from the refrigerator. The fact that it would be drinking from a half cow piss puddle in the wild fell on cold shoulders.
  7. The cameraman at football games used to pan to gorgeous women non-stop. We lost that thanks to Woke and then we found a loophole and we got mad because the gorgeous woman in question is Woke.
  8. Wordle 971 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. Texas AD punks aggy as Little Brother! Awww that maroon speck on the map is so cute!
  10. https://www.threads.net/@kurthdietrich/post/C3Vp0ZorZmm
  11. aka horseshit, considering most of those fucking farmers depend on illegal immigration to work their fucking farms, along with (socialist) government subsidies. Their "american way of life" ended decades ago when big business/corporations decided they were going to move into the farming sector. They're just too stupid/stubborn to realize the truth. Capitalism has done more than anything to hurt the American farmer, and the only thing saving it are socailist principles and illigal immigrants. /rant
  12. Wordle 971 2/6 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #755 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 752 6️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #428 (4/7) 🟧✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #249 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  13. Wordle 971 5/6* 🟨[emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟨🟨🟨[emoji834] 🟨🟨[emoji834]🟨[emoji834] 🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m stupid… Connections Puzzle #249 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  14. Wordle 971 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 752 6️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, February 15 Letters: D E G R N O U My score: 384 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌹 🌺 💮 💐 🌸 🏵 🌼 🌻 🌷 🌹 🌺
  15. 10 points
    Big 12 over the past decade plus "Fuck Texas!" BIG 12 now:
  16. Wordle 971 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 971 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Wordle 971 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 752 6️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  19. Wordle 971 3/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 752 5️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Wordle 971 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 752 5️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Daily Sequence Quordle 752 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ClickWord.org Daily 376: 636 points (top 20% 🎊) 10 words: ⚛️⚛️🟪🟥🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧 💪 Best word: 286 points 🔥 Streak: 4 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily376 I didn't complete one of the big score words (with two 2x tiles). Salvaged what I could with the last 3 tiles.
  21. Wordle 971 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  22. Fuck you and your taxes. And fuck you for resenting the fact that some of your taxes go to help the less fortunate. And fuck you some more for trying to minimize gun violence. Anyone who doesn't care about this is a truly stupid and heartless person. But they'll all be at church on Sunday, won't they?
  23. This applies here too.
  24. He’d be fine since he isn’t Jewish, gay, or reta… maybe it would affect him.
  25. This tells me there are way too many billionaires if this list is just for our state
  26. They want to ban Terrence Mann novels. What more information do you need?
  27. You get it. Straight white men, especially if you're Christian, are the epitome of "I'm not political" or "it doesn't affect me" Why would it? You're the most privileged class of American there is. Congress isn't making laws that affect your ability to gain wealth, access to healthcare, liberty, freedoms. SCOTUS isn't making decisions that threaten your ability to get married to the person of your choosing or have autonomy over your own body or healthcare. Cops aren't killing straight white men out of fear. States aren't infringing on your rights to be non-religious/atheist/anything other than Christian. "it doesn't affect me"
  28. Wordle 971 4/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. This is EXACTLY the point that we've all been trying to rattle into your thick skull, you fucking moron. You, as an educated white male, aren't really affected by who's in power. And, honestly, if you were even the least bit intellectually curious, you'd see that many of the things that you value are usually slightly better away from GOP control. So why not think of other people less fortunate? Or your children's future? Or really anything less short-sighted and destructive?
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