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  1. Thank you, @Vertigo, for reminding us to never forget the sacrifices of the Aggies who fought for our freedoms. Let the glory of how they bravely defended Kyle Field from the intruders from SMU endure forever in this heroic memorial!
  2. You need to rename it, that’s your first problem. It should be named Bohmian Rhapsody. Then explain it like this. Is this the real life? Or is this fantasy? Banned by social networks, they won’t accept my reality. I’m just a proton ring, pure velocity, Spinning at light speed, ignore my positivity See, something like that, and Elmo would let you back on X in a microsecond.
  3. This seems like a layup Oklahoma commit. OU family, satisfies Venables weird obsession with getting kids from Austin to commit, highly questionable character, likes to knock people out in public places, protected by big peanut, karen mom who looks like she just got rawdogged in the parking lot in her mini van. 7 star sooner.
  4. 19 points
    In the 80s, Gattis had a centralized call center with one phone number to order pizza anywhere in austin: 459-2222 (you will recall - if you were born - that 10-digit dialing did not become mandatory until '94 - before then you could dial a 7-digit number within an area code) Sophomore year Jester East #507, telephone number was 495-2222 We averaged 5-ish misdials a day and got sick of it, so we started answering "Gattis" and taking orders If you didn't get your pizza from august 85 through may 86, welp, now you know why
  5. I wonder who else on surly doesn't know how to spell idiocracy. Is it a lead? Fuck if I know.
  6. I see TTomTerrific discovered the Flat Earth Society. Jesus it's like Pimphand and Bernorange had a fuck trophy and raised it on InfoWars.
  7. There's at least 10 Surly posters secretly thinking OP is on to something huge.
  8. LA Fitness is no picnic. The trick is - kick someone's ass the first day. Or become someone's bitch.
  9. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him… that of a Giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
  10. Wordle 976 3/6* [emoji834][emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834] [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Purple was a reach…. Connections Puzzle #254 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟦🟪🟪🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  11. Wordle 976 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 757 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. Wordle 976 X/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 976 X/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. Wordle 976 4/6* ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Weekly Quordle Challenge 35 3️⃣5️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  15. 12 points
    A big part of why we can’t do better is how our culture and media landscape require us to entertain morons with stupid equivalencies.
  16. Wordle 976 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. can i put this holomoric toroid on my penis?
  18. Wordle 976 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #760 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 757 9️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #433 (10/14) 🟧✅✅✅✅🟧✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #254 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  19. As long as we aren't asking either of them to spell assistant or equipment for their new jobs, we should be good.
  20. This is indeed what happens when one confuses meth with math; vowels matter.
  21. Pete Carroll is really taking being removed as HC of the Seahawks hard man.
  22. Wordle 976 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Poop. Daily Quordle 757 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 757 5️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Not my best work today. ClickWord.org Daily 381: 609 points (top 20% 🎊) 9 words: ⚛️⚛️🟪🟪🟥🟥🟧🟧🟨 💪 Best word: 210 points 🔥 Streak: 9 days 🐭 #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily381
  23. Wordle 976 5/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 757 4️⃣8️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, February 20 Letters: E N O C R T U My score: 450 points My longest word: 14 letters 🌸 🌼 🌹 🌺 🌷 💮 🌻 💐 🏵 🌸 🌼 🌹 🌺 🌷
  24. Wordle 976 X/6 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. I wonder what the EV in EV6 means
  26. Looking at other posts, I suspected that the word rhymed with a word that got me when I first started playing Wordle, so I picked one of those rhyming words, then used my second guess to eliminate some of the possible first letters. Wordle 976 4/6 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 757 4️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 757 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 squareword.org 750: 8 guesses 🟩🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟩 🥉 CHRONO #721 🟢⚪️⚪️⚪️⚪️🟢 🟢⚪️🟢⚪️🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 ⏱: 60.4 🔥: 2 https://chrono.quest
  27. when was the last time you were in the philippines?
  28. Chose to layup and most of the time I don't think of that in time. In this case, probably saved 2 strokes. Wordle 976 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. This post seems like it was inspired by meth.
  30. When I played hs football if someone went into anaphylactic shock from a peanut allergy the coaches would make us run until we puked.
  31. 9 points
    Proposition 1 We don't want to pay taxes. Proposition 2 But we also want the state to create a giant law enforcement and military apparatus, big enough to seal a 1,254 mile border.
  32. 9 points
    One of my biggest pet peeves with Texas Democrats. Every time someone gets a little bit of exposure they run for an office about 2 slots higher up the ladder than they should. Hey, I know you had that tweet that went viral a couple months ago, but why do you think 75,000 "likes" qualifies you to run for the senate? How about a House district? Or better yet a county commissioners seat?
  33. I watched the video. He seems very responsible with his money....especially the part where he is throwing cash all over his "baby brother's" room before he gets there. I need to know where this house is, so I can buy it at foreclosure in a few years for another rental property.
  34. My stones are destined to inject some intelligence into your moms’ inanity
  35. Wordle 975 3/6* 🟨🟨⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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