All right men, we’re packing up. We’re divorcing from America. And in a divorce we have to split property!
So let’s get some things out of the way. The libs are going to get….the NFL. And the libs also get…hot blonde pop stars.
Now before you ask…yes, the libs get the military, which is woke anyway. And the shit-libs get to keep Russia and China as rivals. They’re our friends now.
BUT! We get Twitter! (Well, it’s X now). And Trump just said we get Tik Tok, too. And….we get Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro!
So let’s do this. Let’s go be super straight manly guys and tell everyone on on Twitter and Tik Tok!