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  1. The only thing that was bungled was the collective actions of millions of nosy gossip mongers who mistakenly thought they were entitled to know her whereabouts and all the goings-on that were none of their fucking business until she wanted it to be. Yeah, she chose this life in the limelight but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t deserve some time away without explaining it to the whole world.
  2. Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! Yes you are! Want to go for a walk? Outside? Car ride? Squirrel!!! That make sense? In all seriousness, I believe it's called "money laundering." And I hope the SEC is watching this go down with great interest.
  3. 21 for Samford is one of my best friends kid. I've known that kid since he was 8 years old. To get fucked on a call like that is heartbreaking. God damn it.
  4. Wordle 1,007 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #285 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Daily Quordle 788 🟥5️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ClickWord.org Daily 412: 509 points (top 30% 🎉) 13 words: ⚛️🟪🟪🟪🟪🟥🟥🟧🟧🟨🟩🟩🟩 💪 Best word: 124 points 🔥 Streak: 7 days 🐭 #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily412
  5. Wordle 1,007 6/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. Wordle 1,007 3/6* ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  7. Wordle 1,007 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 788 7️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  8. So the good news is the brain tumor they found is tiny. About 7mm by 6. They found it on an MRI they ordered because I had a weird loss of fine control in my left hand. Doc said usually it'd have to grow for a year more before anybody noticed, but I guess I'm like the Princess and the Pea. Anyway, the good stuff is I get to meet the doctor who runs the Gamma Knife, where they strap me into a Star Wars headset and they zap me with a tiny precise bolt of radiation, then I leave the office and eat some biscuits and gravy. No telling how long this little tumor has been there, and just now leaned on some nerves. Funny thing is, yesterday I noticed that my hand worked fine, like nothing had happened. Maybe the goblins took a break, or else my brain set up some alternate routes.
  9. Oh Marge, we didn't need this bill to tell us your majority is a failure.
  10. Wordle 1,007 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 788 8️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, March 22 Letters: C E M I N O T My score: 433 points My longest word: 13 letters 🌸 💐 🌻 🏵 🌺 🌼 🌷 🌹 💮 🌸 💐 🌻 🏵
  11. Wordle 1,007 4/6 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 788 8️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  12. Wordle 1,007 3/6 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  13. Wordle 1,007 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 788 9️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 788 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ClickWord.org Daily 412: 765 points (top 5% 🏆) 10 words: ⚛️⚛️⚛️🟪🟥🟧🟧🟨🟩🟩 💪 Best word: 268 points 🔥 Streak: 5 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily412
  14. I refuse to believe this for now. It doesn't seem to make sense and would be classic russian disinfo. But fuck me if true Maybe should go in the CR thread . . .
  15. Wordle 1,007 4/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 788 9️⃣4️⃣ 3️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Two chicks at the same time
  17. Fuck Cancer... best wishes for a speedy recovery
  18. Wordle 1,007 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #791 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🔤🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 788 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #464 (4/9) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #285 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟪🟦 🟪🟦🟪🟦 First two were easy in Connections. I just gave up and guessed randomly on the last two to get it over with.
  19. Let the first Surly Lawyer who hasn't had to deal with a high level of trial court fuckery during his/her career step forward. I've spent my career observing the good, the bad, and the ugly, and Cannon's decision-making hasn't approached a level of weirdness or what-the-fuck that I've seen on the ugly end of the spectrum when considered in a vacuum. The difference is that this case is important for our country and I'd like to think we deserve way better (some might argue we are getting what we deserve). But as someone pointed out, there is a reason for judicial review. We are in an awful hurry here, and the anxiety we who are concerned citizens feel is real. Her fuck-ups are magnified. Hopefully, they will be corrected, either by her or someone above her pay-grade. But those of us in the business have seen it all. If the stakes weren't so damned high, it would be a bit more laughable.
  20. Honestly he already has destroyed "the church". There's been so many schisms in the last few years over trumpian culture war grievances, not to mention the outright campaigning that happens regularly from the pulpit.
  21. Ouch. White Sox would be 51-111 without Maldonado.
  22. Wordle 1,007 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. I thought you were an attorney?
  24. This kind of shit continues to piss me off. Fuck Elon and his troll farm social media site.
  25. In Moscow armed men cut lose with automatic weapons and have killed up to a dozen at a concert hall/shopping mall. Reminder that the U.S. Embassy warned about the potential for attacks recently. I will not believe this is anything but Russian authorities doing a replay of the apartment bombings absent compelling counter-evidence.
  26. Oops. Kinda bad timing on my part.
  27. Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Queso!
  28. It’s just WILD to me the next morning to see Texas “fans” making excuses for why we WON. Not lost. Won. Won a game in the tournament. If Saint Beard was the coach last night, it would be the best win and gutsiest wins in March EVAH
  29. You linked the wrong album to get likes from Surlyites.
  30. That's the current working theory. Remember it started with: Q: Wow, young people are really down and pessimistic, what’s going on? A: We're being too nice to them
  31. Wordle 1,007 5/6* [emoji834]🟨[emoji834]🟨🟨 🟨[emoji834]🟨🟩[emoji834] [emoji834]🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  32. Q: Wow, young people are really down and pessimistic, what’s going on? A: Fucking government workers. LOL. Completely unserious.
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