I have an anti-vaxer cousin who has started talking in the Kari Lake voice. This is a step up from her older conversations about witches and curses in what she imagined to be King James scriptural patois.
The problem is that my Mom can't understand a damn thing she says, we were visiting my Mom at the same time, and instead of enunciating, Cuz just kept that blurry purr going.
She and her husband used to have an airport shuttle company that was devastated by Uber, and the man now runs a route for Coca-Cola. Cool. But Cuz couldn't use the actual words, she had to dress it up as "he has various accounts... Hmmm mmmm."
About 4 times my Mom tries to understand what the hell this woman is saying. Finally I busted in:
"He's Drivin a Truck for Co-Cola, Mama."
"Why didn't somebody say so?"
Cousin: "hmmm mm hmmm hmmm."