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  1. Apparently aggy landing Rink means we're screwed.
  2. Waymo is at a disadvantage here because customers have to walk out to the car to get their food. If it was a Tesla using FSD, it would come crashing through your house and drop your food directly in the living room.
  3. Stop being a pussy and call them fucking stupid, and let them know you're laughing at them. "I didn't think you were dumb before, but I'm always revising my opinions when I receieve new data." These dipshits used to be quiet and ostracized from society when they said stupid shit. Now there are no consequences. Us not calling a spade a spade is on us.
  4. Bedbug shrimp, tainted shrimp, human traffic shrimp, anti-biodic shrimp, unsanitary condition shrimp . . . . .
  5. Someday I can see a lawyer holding up a printout of this thread reading that back to you.
  6. My father trained me daily my entire life. I ended up here
  7. 13 points
    I've never understood why our society has so much god damn trouble with "both things can be true" but it seems to be getting worse by the day.
  8. I think what has changed is that previously people who were not educated, were aware they were not educated, and had at least some respect for professionals and educated people. Now, they are constantly told that they are the smart ones - and it is those libtard idiots with all woke education in college who don’t know what the hell is going on because Soros pays professors. Obviously that latter view makes them feel much better about themselves. The second factor is the Internet, and the ability of otherwise ostracized people to find like-minded fools to join in a community. Back in the day, a NAMBLA member would be essentially ostracized, and everyone would tell them why their thoughts were wrong. Now, he can go to the NAMBLA chat room, where people all over the country are saying, “you are exactly right , we should be able to date preteens!” They are the same outcasts, and the same stupid people, but the way they view themselves is dramatically changed, and the support and validation they receive for holding previously non-favored views in the community has empowered them. I can see why it is attractive. My ex brother-in-law is among the slowest people I know, never been able to pass any attempts at higher education, never reads anything, and absolutely absorbs every right wing podcast and radio show as if it were truth from God. He told my youngest son when he went to college, and here I’m quoting, “don’t let those idiot professors turn you into a liberal”.
  9. That's the Mi Tienda version.
  10. An actual article from an actual newspaper from actual city in Massachusetts, Boston: Mass General Brigham to stop filing neglect reports solely because a baby is born with drugs in its system Go fuck yourself, you lazy bigot who can't be bothered to take ten minutes to look for an actual source about the issue, read, and process it. You're a fucking racist is my problem with you.
  11. Oh dang. And it was such a good argument. "The Presidential Records Act allows me to steal what I want on my way out the door, hide it all in my bathroom, lie about it, lie about it again, move it, pretend I gave it all back, lie some more, destroy footage of my goons moving it all again, claim the FBI planted all the documents....."
  12. Doddard at 8:00 am: “Judge Cannon is a highly respected judge - shame on you, Jack Smith!” Doddard at 2:30 pm: “Judge “Loose” Cannon caved in to the Deep State. Maybe paid off. See this picture and address of her rich home. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!!!”
  13. I love sitting at the bar and eating by myself. It’s probably the best thing about business travel.
  14. Wordle 1,020 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 801 6️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  15. Wordle 1,020 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #804 (04.04.2024) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🗣️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 801 6️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #477 (10/17) ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #298 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  16. Wordle 1,020 3/6* 🟨[emoji834][emoji834][emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩[emoji834]🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #298 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  17. Insomnia night. Can’t sleep, might as well play. It feels like I do worse when I play early. Wordle 1,020 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 801 6️⃣9️⃣ 8️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Blossom Puzzle, April 4 Letters: D E I P O S T My score: 378 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌷 🌹 🌻 🌸 🌼 💮 🏵 💐 🌺 🌷 🌹
  18. Wordle 1,020 3/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 801 4️⃣3️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  19. 10 points
    Pretty sure that's Edward James Olmos.
  20. Storage facility? Probably these guys giving it another go
  21. Can we just enjoy Haley beating DeSantis in FL?
  22. "Tough sign for Texas fans" False "Elko is gonna outrecruit Longhorns in Texas" False "Even better than Jimbo" False "He has built some big time alliances with high school coaches" Compared to whom? "Kid is gonna be an NFL 1st rounder" Sure, Jan. "He has his father training him every day for his entire life" That always works out well. "Should be a 5 star by the end of the year" False. Well, true if we only look at the Loochie 44. "See how many of the Top 30 we can land" Top 30 from where? Cy-Fair ISD? "And glad Elko has a heavy local Texas talent recruiting strategy" He recruits local so he doesn't have to shoehorn his fat ass into a single airplane seat, aggy recruiting budget can't afford a second ticket. I look forward to the upcoming Texas/Texas A&M recruiting class comparisons from those rubes.
  23. Karl Rove can suck it. We're in this mess because of people like him.
  24. Wordle 1,020 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Wordle 1,020 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 801 6️⃣3️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Connections Puzzle #298 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. Wordle 1,020 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 801 7️⃣4️⃣ 9️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  27. Wordle 1,020 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Wordle 1,020 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #298 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Daily Quordle 801 5️⃣6️⃣ 8️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ClickWord.org Daily 425: 553 points (top 20% 🎊) 11 words: 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟥🟧🟧🟧 💪 Best word: 88 points 🔥 Streak: 1 days #ClickWord #ClickWordDaily425
  29. Wordle 1,020 6/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 1,020 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Get fucked, you treasonous sack of shit. Or even better, eat a bullet for lunch today.
  32. I'm waiting for Hill Country Fare version.
  33. Because our society as a whole is dumb as fuck.
  34. Wordle 1,020 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  35. I’m just restating something that has been said many times on this thread: 1. Women experience a double standard in many, many things, including how aggressive and demanding they can be in order to achieve professional success and the way society interprets that behavior. 2. Kim Mulkey is a successful but awful person. Both of those things can be true. This isn’t programming, it doesn’t have to be I/O.
  36. The guy just doubled down in his latest response to me, educating me about TPF and telling me it's basically the last post in which he is going to play nice. Holy fucking shit. I swear to God that if this is one of you motherfuckers from over here trolling me that I will take my Internet revenge to the ends of the earth. I'll also laugh my ass off.
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