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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/28/24 in all areas

  1. No surprise, offering yourself to siblings is customary in Oklahoma.
  2. This is where we should be. Next year should be no different. Props to the folks that threw their collective nuts on the line to fundamentally change the CFB landscape by saying "We don't give a shit.". @SydneyCarton @closetojumping @RGBIII @immamac @SquishMitten take a bow gentlemen. Anyone else involved that I might have missed - drinks are on me the next time your're in town.
  3. 17 points
  4. Submitting a new frivolous acquisition - 991.2 Carrera GTS in agate grey with 7MT. I haven't had a "fun" car in years. The itch has been growing and I settled on a manual 911. I've been patiently waiting for a car to come for sale with my preferred options and color (grey or blue). When this one popped up with all the boxes checked, I pulled the trigger. It is an absolute blast!
  5. Wordle 1,044 3/6 🟨⬛🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟨🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  6. a little bit of insomnia tonight Wordle 1,044 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 825 3️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Blossom Puzzle, April 28 Letters: A G I N M O T My score: 412 points My longest word: 11 letters 🌻 🏵 🌺 🌼 💐 🌷 💮 🌹 🌸 🌻 🏵 Connections Puzzle #322 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  7. 12 points
  8. Sounds like your computer isn't working. You should shoot it.
  9. This. I think many wrongly assume that fascists are all goose-stepping, cos playing foot soldiers obsessed with genocide. The real engines of fascism are run-of-the-mill assholes. The substantial portion of the population who believe they are entitled to special status and who enjoy feeling superior to others. They may be otherwise intelligent or pleasant. But they are all too willing to overestimate their own accomplishments and wrongly attribute the rewards of good luck and a stacked deck to Hard Work or Ingenuity or some other mark of personal superiority over the unwashed masses. Those are the dicks who truly drive fascism. The casual racists who go about their business every day in the private sector, along the way supporting any con artist who confirms their delusions of grandeur and protects the fantasy by oppressing the less fortunate. They talk politics on the golf course or around the water cooler, convincing each other that they are special, that they earned their presumed elevated status, and that they are the rightful masters of the universe. We all know these types. Sounds like Beantown has the ill fortune of working for some of them.
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  16. Wordle 1,044 4/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #828 (28.04.2024) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🗣️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Daily Quordle 825 3️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #501 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #322 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  17. Holy fucking shit. So I started with this... and it didn't want to give me good old billy in the picture, nor would it give me any type of white powder. Then we get billy. and the piece de resistance.
  18. as a female who 1) drank a good amount in college, and 2) had plenty of sex in college, often after/while drinking, allow me to say that i do not look back on any of those instances and think 'i think i was sexually assaulted'. mostly, i look back on those days the same as y'all - fondly and with a healthy amount of cringe. the only time i felt disturbed in any way was a frat party (can't remember which, but one of the smaller ones), where i ended up separated from my friend, in an upstairs room and suddenly decided i did not want to be there anymore, and the 'gentleman' who had escorted me upstairs thought it would be a good time to play a game of 'block the door/keep her from leaving'. so whichever of you assholes that was, sorry-not sorry for kicking you in the balls and running.
  19. Kenny Hill back for the spring game
  20. Folks, we all know what Donald Trump thinks of dogs. The only thing this did was ensure that she's the VP pick. In the modern Republican Party, cruelty is an asset.
  21. It’s Bears Sweet 16 and none of you bitches are invited:
  22. 8 points
    Kool-Aid McKinstry? Did he play in the East-West Bowl?
  23. “11 players forced to pursue employment, is Texas NIL lacking?”
  24. Bowels: Why 11 Longhorns drafted isn't good enough.
  25. lightning lightening
  26. Then light it on fire in place. Problem solved.
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  28. 7 points
    Lol! If you saw the show, you would understand. He was a complete D bag. I know people change, but I have a hard time after watching his parents support that type of behavior. Tigers don't change their stripes, just their environment.
  29. I still miss my Bruno. He was one great Doggo. Chow/husky/German shepherd combo.
  30. “I’ve never even heard of four of them.”
  31. Is having half your starting lineup drafted a good recruiting pitch??
  32. 7 points
    Uhhh . . . 11 guys drafted . . . NIL resources in place . . . playoff appearance . . . oh man, this sucks!
  33. It's been a couple of years now, let's check up on Texas A&M's 'best class ever' All rankings courtesy of 247 Sports Composite --5* DL Walter Nolen: Transferred to Ole Miss --5* WR Evan Stewart: Transferred to Oregon 5* DL Shemar Stewart: Still with A&M Career Stats: 34 total tackles, 5.5 tackles for loss, 3 sacks 5* Gabriel Brownlow-Dindy: Still with A&M Career Stats: 3 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss --5* DL LT Overton: Transferred to Alabama 5* QB Conner Weigman: Still with A&M Career Stats: 155/251 (61.8%) 1,875 yards, 16 touchdowns, 2 interceptions 39 rushes for 160 yards, 2 touchdowns --5* WR Chris Marshall: Transferred to Ole Miss, then Kilgore College, then Boise State --5* DL Anthony Lucas: Transferred to USC 4* Edge Enai White: Still with A&M Career Stats: 11 total tackles, 3 tackles for loss, 2 sacks --4* CB Denver Harris: Transferred to LSU then to UTSA --4* CB Smoke Bouie: Transferred to Georgia, currently in the transfer portal again --4* OT PJ Williams: Transferred to SMU 4* Edge Malick Sylla: Still with A&M Career Stats: 20 total tackles, 3, tackles for loss, 2 sacks 4* S Bryce Anderson: Still with A&M Career Stats: 82 total tackles, 10.5 tackles for loss, 1.5 sacks, 1 interception --4* S Jacoby Mathews Currently in the transfer portal 4* OT Kam Dewberry: Still with A&M --4* TE Jake Johnson: Transferred to North Carolina 4* HB Le'Veon Moss: Still with A&M Career Stats: 123 attempts for 598 yards, 6 touchdowns 12 catches for 92 yards --4* CB Marquis Groves-Killebrew: Transferred to Louisville 4* TE Donovan Green: Still with A&M Career Stats: 22 catches for 233 yards, 2 touchdowns 4* OT Hunter Erb: Still with A&M --4* CB Bobby Taylor: Currently in the transfer portal 4* WR Noah Thomas: Still with A&M Career Stats: 34 catches for 410 yards, 7 touchdowns 4* TE Theo Melin Ohrstrom: Still with A&M No career stats 3* LB Martrell Harris Still with A&M Career Stats: 14 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 2 sacks --3* LB Ish Harris: Transferred to Houston 3* S Jarred Kerr: Still at A&M Career Stats: 42 total tackles, 2 tackles for loss, 2 sacks 3* IOL Mark Nabou: Still at A&M 3* DL Jadon Scarlett: Still at A&M No career stats --3* K Ethan Moczulski: Currently in the transfer portal
  34. I googled how fat is Mike Elko and it led me to a surly thread. Was not disappointed
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