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Showing content with the highest reputation on 05/17/24 in all areas

  1. World class memes today.
  2. Can we change the thread title to - MTG - Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body? I swear this was stolen right from Surly
  3. I thought it was common courtesy to let someone play through when you’re holding shit up.
  4. 22 points
  5. Tiger sees Scottie in the clubhouse later:
  6. Can you imagine Arch throwing to D Moore, Wingo, Cook in 2025?
  7. 99% of the time, this board is like “the GOP is running circles around the Dems, they play too nice and too cordial” Now it’s “don’t stoop to their level” That level IS the level of American political discourse, fueled by an electorate that gets their news from memes and TikTok
  8. Kobe helicoptered to work and look how that turned out smart guys
  9. I’m all for this if “GET IN THE HOLE!” Is replaced with “FUCK THA POLICE”
  10. When in doubt assume the cop is lying.
  11. 16 points
    Suck shit, loser. This is my house in Jersey…
  12. https://www.besthugecocks.com/watch/1164666/emma-butt-pegging-her-male-slave
  13. LSU is a backwater school in a shitty town in a hellhole of a state. Dakorien Moore needs to play on a bigger stage with big-time talent like Arch Manning, who most certainly will be on the cover of EA's College Football 26 as well as every magazine and sports website in America. Two years with Arch and Moore will be set for life.
  14. Quite a bit if we're being honest.
  15. Comer looks like that asshole kid from one of the Shrek movies.
  16. Sound up. Payoff is the very last sentence. The guy's text message response to his friend. Which one of you aholes was that? Got a literal LOL out of me.
  17. 13 points
    Aw, poor wifey got upset? Let me pull out the old reliable right wing response. ahem... "Fuck your feelings."
  18. I like how two people who I've quite literally never seen posting in a golf thread are bitching about who is posting in a golf thread.
  19. Just so we are all clear: The guy who was killed was legally carrying and also a military veteran, and was technically the one standing his ground since the killer drove into the area. The guy who was killed was not texting underaged girls, but the killer was. The guy who was killed was not wanting to go to Dallas to "shoot some looters", but the killer was. The guy who was killed was not saying that it's ‘too bad we can’t get paid for hunting Muslims, but the killer was. Republicans have a weird fucking fetish about defending incredibly shitty people.
  20. CR regulars coming in to ruin the fun and make it about them
  21. For the bootlickers in this thread, I'll say it again. Fuck all cops.
  22. Is jumping on moving cars standard operating procedure for these glorified meter maids? Jesus fucking christ.
  23. This little smirk by Jamie Raskin absolutely kills me while James Comer is like, “a what now?”
  24. Let me get this right - Him making more money now, at a school that just had two high draft picks at his position, having a future 1st round QB throwing him passes, a 10x better education, in his home state, playing with former teammates, in one of the best cities in America is a choice?
  25. Climate change? In the oil and gas capital of the world?? UNPOSSIBLE!!
  26. She looks like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler.
  27. Sometimes you have to get into the mud to drown a pig.
  28. LSU got a commitment due to Moore’s TB teammate committing there. They’re not a serious player in NIL. They can’t commit to shit on that front for many folks. They really need that top QB. The Moore LSU commitment/decommitment won’t sting them nearly as much as Perrilloux’s antics, but I hope it fucking hurts. I hope they know that people are laughing at them.
  29. 11 points
    If I lived across the street from him, he’d long for the days of a simple “Fuck Trump” sign. I’d have a rotating electronic display calling Alito a piece of shit and traitor in 1000 different ways. Traitors deserve unrelenting psychological torture. He helped kill rules and decorum, he doesn’t get to invoke them anymore. FAFO, Alito.
  30. What the actual fuck are you talking about?
  31. The rough math somebody did on the recent strikes 2x Mig-31 = 110 Mill Su-27 = 30 Mil Mig-29 = 12 Mil S-400 Radar + 2 TELs = 200+ Mil Total = 352+ Mil USD Not bad for about 10 ATACMS about to expire.
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