That's quite brave of you to vote for the (takes deep breath) sleepy 34-times convicted felon, 91-times criminally indicted sexual assaulter, autocrat subservient traitor, dick-tugging dancer, philanderer, slanderer & serial adulterer, fake game show host, 7-times bankrupt failed businessman, notorious conman and fraudster, orange baby-handed golf cheat, fat inveterate liar, "Home Alone 2: Lost in New York" star, racist false prophet, incompetent mushroom-dicked moron, Epstein buddy who walks in on naked teenagers in dressing rooms, and twice-impeached, disgraced former president, Donald J. Trump, who smells like a dumpster orgy of McDonald's and KFC in saggy old man diapers.