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  1. It’s pretty clear what A&M is doing. They are trying to make Texas be perceived as the bad guy coming in to ruin the conference. The reason A&M is doing this? Because they are coming to the realization that they themselves aren’t liked—at all—in the SEC. Why don’t other SEC schools like A&M? Because they talk so much shit and have 0 trophies or championships to show for it in any major sport. A&M manufactures stories to make themselves seem as if they are on part with Alabama, Ohio State, USC, Texas, ou, etc and want to be so badly, but yet they have nothing—NOTHING—to show that they do belong except a “recruiting national championship” where most of those players ended up leaving. A&M is doing what A&M does best—blame UT for their lack of success instead of realizing their lack of success is because of their own doing.
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  6. My contributions to this board have been of a comic and light hearted nature with seldom a substantive or or deep diving donation to the collective. I am, in fact a serious person. So much so that In everyday life I need to almost disguise my seriousness in a vail of comic relief and buffoonery so as to not be too intense. I am not an intellectual, although I wish I could be and have often been labeled as such by those who dont understand the meaning of the term. I speak 2 languages, play 2 very different musical instruments, have my own business and a masters degree from UT as well as a CPA license. I pay my taxes and support my community in a very modest way. I was raised Catholic and followed the teachings of the church up until the second pedophile scandali. I supported Reagan and Bush until the later lied about the WMD. I have been a registered Democrat since 2018. This thread is insane. The incumbent POTUS is in a dog fight with a convicted felon, rapists, filanderer, traitor, tax cheat, bankrupt fascist and it is down to the wire and it's just another day. Get busy assholes. This shit is serious.
  7. I should’ve been clearer, my apologies. You can believe all of the odious and hateful things that you believe and I am here to say that I agree that you have the right to believe those things under our constitution. I was referring to the unfortunate, but now very real possibility of a future Civil War against people like you. People like you who want to destroy the American institutions that have made our country what it is. People like you who deny racism, even though you are racists, and cheer when the voting act is kneecaped, and who cheer your side’s gerrymandering, voter intimidation, and laws that say it’s illegal to give someone a bottle of water while they wait in line to vote. I’m talking about those people. I’m talking about people who want to make it illegal for a raped woman to possess an anti-abortion pill, and imprison the rape victim. I’m talking about those people. I’m talking about people who want to put my son in jail because he’s gay.. you know, your buddies on the right side. I hope Trump loses because then you people won’t be in power and turn our democracy into an authoritarian wasteland of racism, nationalism, misogyny, and homophobia. Should that event occur, and we wind up in a genuine shooting civil war, I look forward to killing as many of you as I can. But absent a genuine shooting Civil War, continue to go with God and be a horrible person. No problem. See - all better now?
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  13. I’m glad we could put this out of reach early so you could spend the last 3 innings on Wikipedia looking up useless facts to make yourself feel better.
  14. So, several key targets on OVs or visits to our rivals. Here's a look at a few of them, from rival sites. I've added commentary from their $9.95ers, if current and relevant. (In particular, note the tone and comments re: Moore & Brew (Buckeyes), and Ffrench/Brandon Brown (LSU)). Phew - tired of all the cut and paste! Also - Bo Davis and his hillbilly cajun friends can geux feuxck right off. OHIO STATE (COMMENTS FROM BUCKEYE 247) 1) Dakorien Moore (Ohio State OV) Bill Kurelic (Buckeye 247) 2) Dorian Brew (Ohio State OV) 3) Riley Pettijohn (Ohio State OV) 4) Daylan McCutcheon (About Moore, Vernell Brown and McCutcheon) 5) Malik Autry 6) Josh Petty LSU (COMMENTS FROM LSU 247) Some big targets on Official Visits to LSU: 1) Jaime Ffrench 2) Kaliq Lockett 3) Brandon Brown 4) Dorian Brew 5) Zion Williams Comments from LSU 247, on the guys above Lockett & Ffrench Jaime Ffrench Kaliq Lockett Brandon Brown Dorian Brew Zion Williams SOME OTHERS VISITING PLACES OTHER THAN OHIO STATE / LSU LSU commit Jaboree Antoine at Miami 3-star CB Aidan Anding at Miami 5-star OT Michael Fasusi at Missouri 4-star OT Lamont Rogers at Missouri 5-star LB Jonah Williams at USC 4-star WR CJ Wiley at USC
  15. This is nonsense that I've already responded to. Historically, if this country survives, he will go down as one of the most important in our history.
  16. Shut the fuck up, you fucking sociopath. Brisket flies off the handle from time to time, but no one wants to hear it from the fucking loser with 86 user names who keeps coming back to do nothing but spread division and hate.
  17. She was a bad candidate. She was the only candidate Trump could have beaten. Maybe the DNC should have listened to their primary voters instead of telling them who the candidate would be. Better candidate than Bernie whom she beat fair and square. And no, superdelegates had nothing to do with it. Bernie doesn’t appeal to Blacks and Latinos. That’s his big flaw. Btw, the superdelegates are a feature of the party, not the candidate. (A party Bernie could join if he wanted to.) The party changed the superdelegate rules in 2018 and Bernie lost again. It’s time to put to rest all the Bernie bro complaints about how the Democratic primaries/caucuses were unfair to him. They weren’t. He just lost. Twice. James Comey is the single biggest factor that cost Hillary the election. But Bernie didn’t help. He should’ve rallied his supporters around Clinton immediately and silenced all criticism about how he’d been treated. But if Hillary won, Bernie couldn’t run again in 2020. If Trump won, he could, and frankly I think he bears some responsibility for not fighting harder to keep that dirtbag out of office.
  18. bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha Please drug test Trump, please hahahahah Following his felony convictions. Donald Trump was required to report to probation services to prepare a post conviction pre sentencing report for Judge Merchan. Trump blew off the requirement and left the courthouse before he visited with his new probation officers. That may have been a big mistake Judge Merchan depends on the probation report to determine Trump’s sentence. If he cannot follow the rules of probation. Prison may be the necessary sentence. Whether Trump is sentenced to prison, probation or a ‘split sentence’ of prison and probation. Probation services are about to be a big part of Donald Trump’s life. Criminals on probation are supposed to accept their guilt and show some signs of remorse and retribution for their crimes. Trump is not likley to do that. If Trump doesn‘t follow the rules. He can and will be violated and sentenced to prison. As a convicted felon,Trump no longer has the freedoms that are afforded to those of us without a felony conviction. One restriction will be on Trump’s travel. As a convicted felon Trump will need permission to leave his state of residence. His passport will be seized and any foreign travel will be prohibited or greatly restricted by his rules of probation. Not only that but many countries do not allow felons to enter their county. This conviction will drastically change Trump‘s life. I do not see Trump successfully completing a sentence of probation if that is his sentence.
  19. Gotta Q it up a bit if you want to land the likes of Kirk Cameron or Scott Baio. Grizzled homicide detective Jesus "J.C." Trump (Jim Caviezel) has seen it all, but nothing could prepare him and his longtime partner John Thomas Bartholomew (Scott Baio) for their next case. After a series of blood drained babies start popping up around town, it's up to J.C. and John Thomas to uncover the truth... and they've got a bad feeling this could go all the way to the top. After an anonyms tip from an online informant named "Q", newly appointed Police Chief Hillary Biden Obama (played by trans actress Hari Nef) and her pizza making husband Hunter Clinton become their prime suspects.
  20. 9 points
    Feeling roast of beef. With double cheddar, bacon, some jalapeños, and horsey sauce. On Texas toast. Mmm Mmm good.
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