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Showing content with the highest reputation on 06/08/24 in all areas

  1. We also need to stop the rampant promotion of gambling on sports. This take brought to you by Draft Kings, deposit $500 and join in the seven way ultra parlay day now.
  2. Tennessee fans are some dumb fuckers. Here's a Vol fan's response to Shannon Terry's tweet, and my response to that response.
  3. The hurt feelings from all around college football is gratifying. The NIL brought all of it out in the open and raised the limit to play. Now all these schools who for years played the same game, with fewer dollars, all under the table are pissed. Gomer bought Eric Dickerson a Trans Am, they used FedEx to pay for players and bullshit jobs for family. Bama said pale grants was why all their stars were rolling around in new cars, ou... Switzer rolled around, unabashed giving his players loads of money and booze, whatever they wanted. Stoops and Big Red Auto, the entire SEC. Go get every top player, Sark. Let's maybe roll into yachts as well. Whateverelse you can think of.
  4. Earlier today, I was driving south down 281 when my 8 year old niece said "what kind of car is that?" I looked around and saw a black wrapped Cybertruck. I said it was a Cybertruck and she said "It looks like a BBQ pit." lulz
  5. When they outlaw car shows only outlaws will have car shows.
  6. 10 points
  7. A little CR but couldn't resist.
  8. Wait, who gave Dickerson the gold Trans Am? Do they really believe it was UT?
  9. Day 3 between 8:10 and 8:25- Big pee Big poop 4,378,672,028 calories burned 386 bites on dad 4 miles ran in house
  10. Wordle 1,084 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Sequence Quordle 865 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 865 8️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ squareword.org 858: 8 guesses 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
  11. 8 points
  12. Nah, it’s not ignorance. It’s the same shit as Bohls asking if horns down will be a penalty, every preseason, when he knows damn well the rules haven’t changed. “Texas bad” gets clicks and that’s all they need to know.
  13. Wordle 1,085 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  14. First, this whole ranking thing is sexist, degrading, and will soon fade from existence like the patriarchy that encouraged it. Second, how do you not have the little blond in front ranked #1?
  15. Fortunately, I speak jive and am fluent in Horn4Life, having been exposed to his rarefied dialect since the Hornfans days. I BELIEVE that he's saying that he heard that one of the recruits we're trying to get to come to Austin got arrested on the Comal river today. My guess is that he got arrested for coming to the aid of the other recruit, who was either drunk or maybe committing some minor infraction (not clear). Horn4life guesses that, if the recruit who got arrested had been white, he gets off scott free. Right before this happened, he'd heard that we had two silent commits. We would all be extremely happy with what Horn4Life heard regarding the commits in question right before the shit on the Comal went down.
  16. Have to land at least one of these guys.
  17. At least Elmo is publicly confessing to being a Qanon/anti-vaccine/conspiracy idiot.
  18. It’s a chart by your Fox News uncle specifying how woke he thinks each branch is.
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  23. Sounds and looks like paradise to me. (from KBTX)
  24. Wordle 1,085 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 866 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  25. 7 points
    Not if I were on the jury
  26. If this has already been posted then my bad but pretty cool for Teagan to get a shoutout from Caitlin Clark, Caitlin said they lived near each other growing up
  27. 👀👀👀👀
  28. misuse of meme, -1 internet point. yours is not a controversial opinion
  29. 7 points
    I feel like those families want to see him feel just a tiny bit of the percentage of pain they carry with them everyday. I think that factor motivates them more than monetary payouts. Knowing his life is completely destroyed seems to bring them more satisfaction. I am absolutely good with that. If he lives past his 50’s I would be shocked. I think he OD’s on opiates before then.
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