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Showing content with the highest reputation on 07/06/24 in all areas

  1. Kade Phillips to Texas! https://247sports.com/player/kade-phillips-46131783/
  2. I'm married to Ana de Armas but I recently replaced Margot Robbie as my mistress with Sydney Sweeney. I also have a very old but passionate relationship with Marisa Tomei going back decades that Ana accepts. The POTUS is Gen-X by the way. Due to a recent plague that only targeted Boomers that generation is only represented by a couple hundred thousand people now. The Texas Longhorns dynasty is still running strong because Colt never got hurt. Texas A&M no longer exists. Mack Brown hosts a morning talk show with Kelly Rippa.
  3. I don't give a shit who is the nominee on the goddamn left. I'd rather vote for a cadaver than fascism. FUCK FASCISTS.
  4. Yes, on a horse with no name. It felt good to be out of the rain.
  5. I usually keep two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls in my go bag.
  6. So he flipped? In other news here is a Blake Munroe piece
  7. 11 points
    Leftover brisket enchiladas with brisket chili gravy. On leftover paper plate from Masshole Jr’s birthday.
  8. This was signee I mentioned the other day that was close to flipping from A&M. It’s done now. OB said he doesn’t want to publicly make a big deal about it due to the backlash from A&M fans.
  9. Game changing wide receivers like X (and supposedly Moore) are not a dime a dozen. That should be painfully obvious to every Texas fan who's older than 10.
  10. The Romans didn’t lose to Panama
  11. Bruh. There’s a hurricane coming that’ll help you over there. Let us have this!
  12. 10 points
    Good to be back.
  13. Or play Nintendo Jeopardy.
  14. For some reason, people have lost trust in the Texas electrical grid.
  15. Pretty sure Dems are in disarray isn't just a right wing narrative at this point.
  16. God knows Houston can take anything ….
  17. From an area we haven't heard much about recently
  18. Reporting live from Rockport, TX. Right across from Goose Island.
  19. Brayden and Aiyden can’t drink tub water. They need bottled water or they will DIE
  20. Undecideds: Please anyone under 70 who isn't going through a mental decline. You guys:
  21. 50% of political twitter is not the problem. It's non-political snapchat, instagram and TikTok that is still laughing and/or appalled at Biden's debate performance is the problem. Don't make the mistake of thinking this is an obsession of the deeply engaged. This is very mainstream.
  22. Cajun, there are three things you need to do by Monday. Wash all your cars, pour some concrete, and bale some hay. Will raise your chances of rain to about 100%. CHIEF
  23. Good news, people!! It's NOT Oklahoma (or A&M) ... and therefore -
  24. This is the dumbest thread. None of us know shit about fuck regarding what the voters will actually do, yet some of yall are loudly proclaiming, without evidence or even critical thinking, absolutely who has the best chance of winning. No one knows, nor does anyone have a choice as to who will be the Dem nominee. Sack up in November and vote against fascism. That is all that matters.
  25. This situation was entirely predictable and was precisely my main concern with Biden in 2020… secondary concern was that his administration would do little to nothing to address the Trumpian fascist movement… The man only knows one thing and that’s running for reelection, he’s been doing it his entire adult life. Him stepping aside was always a fantasy pipe dream. If Trump wins, Joe Biden will easily go down as one of the worst presidents in US history, alongside Trump, that will be his and the Democratic party’s legacy.
  26. After 17 years of use I finally made my first mod to the wsm and added gaskets around the fuel door and lid. Had noticed some uncharacteristic leakage the last few cooks. Problem fixed, held temp like new. Curious how long it's gonna run before I have to get a new one, I think it's got at least another decade. Anyway, pastrami beef ribs...
  27. Wordle 1,113 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 894 5️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Wordle 1,113 4/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 894 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  29. Wordle 1,113 4/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Daily Quordle 894 3️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  30. Alright Harlingen looks safe I need to get these asshole family members out of my place. Thanks for the updates
  31. it’s 1000% happening and it’s going in the crock pot
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  34. I believe we've flipped several of their commits. Nobody cares about your histrionics. LB12 is on this thread, too. He gets the whole narcism (sic) thing. He hurts his team. That's why he hasn't won it all. He owned our asses at TCU and came within one game of winning the whole thing last season, but that's not really quite enough at a championship engine like Texas A&M University of Texas! Well, back to humping little boys! HOWDY! I'll just append this. No commentary needed:
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