Ok- so here's the deal about the SEC- they are playing a rigged game and this whole entire edifice of dominance is a feedback loop built on nothing. I hate that we are in this conference (not that I mind we are gone from the big 12) with these morons, but here we go.
Basically- Alabama is the 800 Pound Gorilla. They run things. They swath babies in houndstooth checkered diapers (or maybe just let them shit in those hats- I dunno all their odd customs). Bear Bryant is hallowed and revered. Royal never lost to them. I think we are something like 8-2 against them. Both losses were barely losses after we our starting QB went down. Basically- for Alabama to beat Texas they need luck, help and our QB getting injured and then the game is likely to be 1 score or less toss up with 3 minutes left- even if Garret Gilbert is driving the bus for Texas. Or Hudson Card. Or some other not our standard QB that wasn't ready for prime time and thus wasn't the starter. When our QB stays upright the whole game we swat them. Now, we are getting to the point where sloth (Mack) and stupidity (charlie and Herman) no longer run the program and even if the starter doesn't stay upright it's not a big deal b/c we will come with Arch on your ass. Literally- no team in the SEC beat St. Nick by 10 at their place. Until we scheduled that game.
Georgia is next. They became a national power by cheating their asses off and winning every auction in town for a 5 or 10 year stretch, while Kirby Smart managed to squander "all that talent". We had kids spend their entire spring break in Austin, love it hear and then the check from Georgia cleared and they showed up to Athens without a visit to UGA. And yet- for all that Georgia still loses every time they see Alabama on the other side of the field. They are used to being beta submissives. Do they talk a lot of shit? Undoubtedly. I remember how they were so big and bad and tough they were going to beat up on a meathead Tom Herman team. Funny that- we won by 28-21 b/c Turtle Tom is fundamental incapable of winning by more than a score- but anyone who watched that game pointed and laughed at the concept that Georgia was better than us. And that was a shitty Tom Herman team that I believe lost 4 games that year. Whatever. Georgia will learn to bend the knee to Bevo the same way they always have to Bama. And, for added benefit this Bevo has shown that he would just as soon gore UGA as look at him. I like that in Bevo. I assume the football team will be the same.
Missouri has a 100 year history of being irrelevant. They showed up and immediately won the division twice with "Big 12 players". Yawn. Just means more. Or something.
aggy showed up with big 12 players and promptly had their best year in forever, johnny 8-ball won a Heisman and they went 10-2. Old 8-4 aggy finally found a game they could beat and it was the mighty SEC. Fun fact- their win percentage in the SEC is basically dead ass on the big 12 or SWC all time- but like every so slightly higher in the SEC. So, although they can be mediocre anywhere they can be slightly better in the SEC, even though it's that much harder.
Ole Miss- thanks for Archy and Eli's grandson/nephew. Y'all I suppose were almost relevant while they were there. Enjoy rooting for Arch to win 2 Heismans and be on 3 national championship teams wearing burnt orange.
Miss State- HA. I can't even summon the energy to write about you.
Auburn and LSU- I'd go on and on but you'd just have to have someone read it to you and that would embarrass both me and y'all.
Everyone else other than Vandy is a big blob of dreck as far as I'm concerned. Vandy though- I see you over there as the only team in the conference (I believe) to have a winning record against Texas. We are coming to take that away from you in the next decade and then nobody in the conference will have a winning record against us.
Y'all have built a national hype machine through ESPN where y'all were the worst of the worst cheaters, and insular thoughtlessness allowed y'all to get away with losing extra games and still playing for it all because it means more. We roll in and see the SEC with 6 of the top 7 teams in the country and all I could do is laugh. Mizzou? Sure Jan. Tennessee? Ha. Lose to Arky, barely beat Florida, beat that abortion of an OU team by 10? Nah. Bama- lose to Vandy. Congrats. Georgia- of course you roll over and expose your belly to Bama. Ole Miss- yeah- any game that looks remotely important you find a way to lose. So- all those schools that were supposed to be so good and we are at the half way point in the season and it's just Texas that has an unblemished record.
This is the game that was circled on everyone's schedule around dixieland. It's where big bad Texas is going to get its comupance. Usually, SEC fans are used to drafting behind Bama and riding their coat tails but Sark & Ewers rubbed their nose in it last year. So, now it's up to Georgia to beat us and not expose this conference as the bunch of overrated clowns that we've all, I suspect, deep down, known them to be.
Not gonna happen. Texas plays their A game (I'm not talking perfect I mean like what we brought to Michigan and Alabama last year) and it's a 3 score win. Texas plays a B game and we win by 10. If we bring our sloppy bullshit offensive selves to this party (which to be clear I don't expect) that we did against OU (or Washington last year) we are in a coin flip game. I'm not even going to entertain the idea of us playing poorly and not getting up for these yahoos. Texas has pride. Texas has athletic arrogance. Texas has the horses, and the headsets and I think everyone is about to see that there is one team, head and shoulders above the rest of the schools in this conference, and that is Texas. Y'all should have never invited this camel to stick it's nose under your tent. Now that we can play players and don't have to deal with the perception gap yall are about to see what a motivated Texas, with a good signal caller, and everyone pulling on the oars at the same time and in the same direction can do. And it won't be good. For yall.
The only problem with this game is I have to wait another 6 days to see it happen. Seems completely unfair.
IS he a Georgia dipshit? I thought maybe it was someone who was mad that I used a dirty word or something. Whatever.