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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
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- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I could not care less about followon implications of beating A&M but losing to UGA, etc. I want to beat the shit out of A&M. The rest can wait. What is wrong with some of you people? (And by "you people" I mean "you people".)24 points- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
21 points- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
I made the long-ass, three-day drive from Texas to Upstate New York earlier this week for Thanksgiving with my daughter, who's attending college here. Why drive? I wanted to also see my birthmom (I'm adopted) and her people in SW Ohio, including her 91-year-old mother who now lives with her and was born and raised in some eastern Kentucky holler (total hoot who recounts tales of Depression Era family feuds/shootouts) and my much younger half-sister along with her husband and kids. Monday night at the roadside motel in eastern Arkansas, I got a text from my birthmom telling me her mom just had a stroke and was in the hospital, so not an ideal time to visit. But she still insisted I crash at her place for the night before continuing on Wednesday morning, and I obliged. She'd kindly thrown a roast and root vegetables in a crockpot for dinner. Her mom had a successful surgery to remove the clot sometime overnight between Monday and Tuesday and was back to being lucid (her left side apparently isn't doing so hot) but wasn't ready to receive visitors. For Thanksgiving, my daughter insisted she do all the cooking (I ended up chipping in, of course, since it was her first time to take on T-Day). Everything turned out well, and we had a fantastic day hanging at her apartment, feasting on a fairly straightforward but delicious baked ham, plus sides). Later this morning, we're going to go get her a new phone and come back to bake a pecan pie together after lunch and watch a few episodes of "Arcane." I'll head back to Texas through Ohio on Monday and hopefully will get a chance to see my birthmom's mom (she's supposed to be released this Sunday). I've only met her 3-4 times, and given her age and condition, I fully realize this might be one of the last times I get to see her. So, I'll just be really grateful I decided to drive and have this last chance (possibly) to be around her for a short while. Y'all take care of yourselves and those you love. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.19 points- 2024 Random Games thread
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points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
If we can’t be aggy we have no business thinking we will compete for a natty18 points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
If Elko is game planning based on Kyle Umlangs Twitter we’ve already won.17 points- The Long Awaited You Can Run, But You Can't Hide Friday
From my kitchen chalkboard and with all due apologies to thujone for the (poorly executed) theft of his intellectual property FIGHT!17 points- 2024 Random Games thread
16 points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The worst case scenario is losing to aggy and then having to watch them play UGA for the SEC championship. Do you really think that if we lost to UGA that we'd be going "Damn, too bad we didn't lose @ aggy instead"?16 points- Tell Me About Texas a&m
16 points- 2024 Random Games thread
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14 pointsWhy does anyone on this board give a flying fuck how many sec teams get in the playoffs?14 points- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
14 points- Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
13 points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Hoping our starting QB is too hurt to play in our most important game of the regular season is weird.13 points- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Went to a friends house. He made everything. Food was damn good but we got out of there when his BIL started talking politics and such. My wife gave me the look. You know, shut the fuck up, you are not on Surly. After eating more than I needed I went out back, smoked my pipe and relaxed on the patio. BIL's wife comes out (she is salvadoran, did not expect this gringo to not only speak Spanish, but also her neighborhood back home.) "Do you think I could get deported? she asks. Tamper my pipe, look up and say, yep, you could. My Wife heard and suggested it was time to go. Buddy brought me over desert. Fun day.13 points- CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
12 pointshttps://www.theplayerstribune.com/cj-baxter-ncaa-football-texas-longhorns To the Texas Brotherhood Nov 27, 2024 Everybody knows my mindset. I’m a simple guy. When I’m lined up in the backfield — no matter what the situation or how high the stakes are — my mind is usually pretty clear. I’m only ever thinking about three things: My alignment. My assignment. Executing the play. I’ve been playing football my entire life, so whenever I’m on the field, there’s never any fear or hesitation. I just feel like I’m where I belong. That was the case last August when I lined up to take a random snap during a preseason practice, and my whole life changed in a split-second. Honestly, at that moment, I was probably as confident as I’d ever been playing football. I came to Texas as the No. 1 running back in the nation out of high school. I learned the ropes from future NFL draft picks. And now, this season was going to be my turn. I was ready to be the next great Longhorns running back. When I got the ball, I hit the left B-gap, same as I have literally thousands of times throughout my life. But when I got tackled, I knew something was wrong. And it wasn’t the pain that scared me — I don’t even remember the pain that much. It was the sound. A pop. I’d heard about “the pop” many times — the sound a ligament makes when it snaps — but had never experienced it myself. I knew right away that all of the plans I had before I was handed the ball were out the window. One moment, I felt ready to take on the world. But as soon as I heard that sound — that pop — all I felt was fear. If the sound wasn’t enough of a hint, I knew things were bad when Coach Sark stopped practice. You have to understand, this program runs like a well-oiled machine. Every minute of practice is used up with specific intention — and nothing stops that, not even injuries. As a million thoughts went through my head, I heard one voice clearly — Coach Choice’s. “Breathe. Just breathe. It’s going to be OK.” I’ve never wanted to believe something so badly in my life. Ricardo B. Brazziell/American-Statesman / USA TODAY NETWORK Coach Choice was a big reason I decided to move away from Florida and attend UT. I’d been recruited since I was in 9th grade and had heard just about every pitch imaginable from different coaches. They are nice for stroking your ego, but my mom raised me to value genuineness over everything. And there was no other coach my family connected with on a genuine human level better than Coach Choice. His general approach to life and football is something that I immediately wanted to emulate. He’d played in college and the NFL, but that wasn’t what stuck out with me. I could tell he really cared about developing his players as people, and that really influenced my recruitment. And I mean, my visits to Austin didn’t hurt either. Bijan Robinson was there for all of my visits to the school, and one of the things I admired most was watching how he operated as a person. He was the best player on the team (maybe just the best football player ever?), a surefire first round pick — and he was also everyone’s favorite person to be around. Walking around campus, he always had a smile for you no matter who you were — not just for other players but literally every person he encountered. That was my first exposure to Texas’s culture, but it wasn’t until I enrolled my freshman year that I was given The Blueprint. I don’t think that’s the official term, but it’s the only name that fits. One day during lunch, Jordan Whittington — Whitt — sat down with me for a talk. He’s another player I looked up to — a Five-star recruit who battled through injuries and is now playing out there on Sundays. When I first came to Texas, Whitt let me take the number 4 from him so I could honor my cousin Greg Bryant — a great running back himself at Notre Dame, who tragically passed away a couple of years ago. We’ve always been cool since then. What Whitt broke down for me was essentially all of the things that usually go unspoken, but that make the difference between a team competing for a national championship and missing a bowl game entirely. He’d experienced both sides of it since he’d been at Texas. He told me from the jump what I did in high school didn’t matter anymore. Everybody at Texas balled out in high school — that’s why they’re a Longhorn. For a lot of players, it means sitting on the bench for the first time in your life. Lesson 1: Don’t complain and poison the locker room. Earn your spot on the depth chart. That ego hit can ultimately be too much for some guys. And if it is? There’s the door. Beyond that, as a Texas football player, the person you are matters. Lesson 2: You have a huge microscope on you all the time, and how you act around others leaves an impression. If how you represent yourself and the team doesn’t mean anything to you? There’s the door. There were more lessons to come. It was lessons on lessons, every day. But I think of all the things Whitt told me, the most impactful aspect of the blueprint was that it was another player delivering the message. Of course you never want to disappoint the fans or your coaches. But what elevates a team to the next level is when all of the players go all-out and sacrifice for each other. Not worrying about the outside noise, or the haters, because you already hold each other to the highest standard possible. The difference in these past few years came down to a change in culture. Of course, everybody in college football talks about “culture.” But are they walking the walk? Are they backing it up on tape? Everything Whitt told me during lunch that day was perfectly encapsulated by one play last season against TCU. You can check it out here. It was early in the game against a team we’d struggled with in recent years, and Quinn threw a pick. It’s the type of mistake that might have snowballed into other mistakes in past years. But on this play, Whitt decided that wasn’t happening. He hustled back and tackled the defender returning the pick, and he ended up causing a fumble that Xavier Worthy recovered. Lesson 3: Never quit on a play. Never quit on anything. That play is everything — sick athleticism, unreal effort and just having your teammates’ back. When two of the best players — not just on the team but in the entire country — are going that hard, what’s your excuse? The next deep ball Quinn threw was a perfect pass to Xavier, and we won that game. If you want to know what makes a winning team, there’s your blueprint. Trask Smith/Cal Sport Media via AP Images When I was named a team captain heading into this season, I took to heart what that really meant. Maintaining a winning culture, laying out the blueprint for the new guys coming in, that was on me now. And I was so excited about it. Until I heard that pop. When that happened, I was just filled with fear. By the time I made it back to my locker to let my parents know I was hurt, my phone had more messages on it than I’d ever seen before. It was clear news travels fast in Texas, even when you’re just at practice, and by now pretty much the whole state knew about it. One of the very first people who hit me up was Jonathan Brooks. We became really close when we shared the backfield last year, and he also happened to suffer a season-ending injury. So if anybody in the world understood how I was feeling, it was him. He told me I had a right to feel mad and frustrated — and also that it was important to let myself feel those emotions rather than bottle them up. I think all the attention kind of took my mind off of what happened because I was interacting with so many people. It was in the days and weeks later, after my surgery, when the messages kind of died down and I had a lot of time to myself, that I think the weight of everything hit. It’s a crazy thing to go from being a starting running back to having to learn how to walk and run again at age 19. There were a lot of days early on during rehab that it was tough to get out of bed. Both physically tough, but also mentally draining. Because playing running back, that was always something that came completely natural to me. Now I’m literally back at square one — doing these exercises moving my leg with the goal of increasing the range of motion just a few centimeters. That wasn’t natural at all. That was just pain. I think the biggest thought that consumed me was, “What if I’m not the same player?” One day in the facility, when I was doing my rehab, I got approached by Coach Gideon — our secondary coach. He’s a Texas Ex himself and always has an upbeat message. He recommended that I read this story in the bible, the Book of Job. It’s the story of a man who is given the ultimate test of faith. He has everything he values stripped from him: Friends, family, material wealth— I mean everything. Despite having all of these things stripped away, Job maintains his faith — the only thing that couldn’t be taken from him. It definitely hit me in a certain kind of way, at a time when I really needed it. Sometimes there isn’t a good explanation for why bad things happen, but what’s in your control is how you react. Even when your body is hurt, you can always lean on your faith. Tim Warner/Getty Images I’ve tried my best to look at my injury through the most positive lens that I can. All of my goals in life are still very much ahead of me. Next season, I know that I can still be the best running back in the country. I can still be drafted to play in the NFL and play alongside Jonathan, Bijan, Roschon and all the other amazing running backs this school has produced. And I’m going to be able to approach it all from a place of gratitude. Just loving football more than I ever have before — because I know what it’s like have it taken away. But right now, my goal is to be the best teammate I’ve ever been. Because even if I can’t be out there on the field against A&M, I know my voice holds weight. Whether it’s giving advice to the younger players or just keeping a positive vibe when things are tense, there’s power in taking ownership of the ways you’re able to contribute to the culture — even when you’re hurting. I’m so excited to watch my guys do their thing on Saturday. There’s a phrase that gets tossed around the building a lot…. “Culture + Talent = Dangerous” This school has always had the talent part down. Anyone who’s ever been to Austin understands why talented people kind of naturally want to be here. But now that we have a culture to match it, I mean, that’s just really, really bad news for every other team in the nation. We are back to where we belong. Playing for all the marbles. The Blueprint is there. Now it’s time to execute. Go out there and get one for your brother. Sincerely, CJ12 points- 2024 Random Games thread
12 pointsIt's because the rest of the SEC beats each other up. No easy weeks in the SEC. Also, Texas hasn't played anybody. Florida, Kentucky, and Vandy all have huge upset wins, and that is the proof that there are no easy weeks in the SEC. Also, Texas has beaten Florida, Kentucky, and Vandy by double digits, and also Texas hasn't played anybody. It's science.12 points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
He’s a funny Twitter dude, but I’ve never known him to have any better information than the average poster around here. Hell, the posts in this thread are probably what he’s “been hearing”12 points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
I didnt see Moore on the injury list. That is big for the screen game. I was thinking about why Wingo has been quiet. Realized that with Moore out only Golden and Wingo can block at even a mediocre level. Bond is just completely disinterested in blocking. Bolden tries but he is like a 160. Any screen attempt to Golden or Wingo is a complete adventure with Moore out. Moore back should be a big boost to the perimeter screen game, assuming he is healthy. IF Bond's ankle is finally right, it could be a real asset again12 points- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Yes - I’m going to be pacing around the house leading up to 6:30. I’ve got the wife agreeing to go visit her sister around 5-6 and not hurry back. She can’t stand being in the room for the regular UT games, so she understands that I won’t sit, nor be quiet, from KO until we hopefully have a “comfortable” lead. She knows I told my Dad no thanks in driving to his house for the game, as he’s basically the same as me watching UT. He has “negatively” texted me throughout games, play calls and missed assignments & etc, which I’ve told him none of that tomorrow- please! My son even knows not to come over, sad but true! I’ll take an ugly 10-7 victory right now, but I hope we beat the shit out of them! I’m surrounded by aggy and dirt burglers at work, with a vast majority aggy. Hook’em!!!11 points- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Trucks are awesome when they are dusty and battered and have a functioning tool box and some pipe rolling around the back, and maybe a dirty coffee cup holding down a couple of invoices on the dash. The "want a luxury truck" gene skipped me. If I were to blow 75K, it'd be for a vacation shack down in some bayou, and a bad-ass motorcycle to ride there.11 points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Holy actualy fuck. What if sark and Quinn went 5head 4D chess on all of us and he faked being hurt so aggy would prepare for an immobile QB and he shows up and torches them for 100 on the ground.11 points- Tell Me About Texas a&m
11 pointsSpider rote a pome: My classes just begun at Collin County Community Collage and I allready got a assinement in my Creative Riting class. I suppose to come up with a originale pome all my own.As you tsips now, aint much else Spider can thank off exsept the big game this weakend between the fightin Texas Aggies and the Noter Dame. So hears what I come up with... Look Out Noter Dame Look out Irish, Look out Noter Dame. Perpair to loose this football game. I laff at you domers that boast off tradition. We the ones with bonfire and tunnel vision. You may have the golden dome and the Cathlick Pope. We has maroon karrots and a fullback on dope. You may have NCs and Highsmens to boot. We has boy cheerleeders in ice cream sutes. You may have the 4 horsmen and a fella name Gipper. We has 4H Clubs and 300 pound strippers. You may have Newt Rockny and that old Irish luck. We has RC Slocum and the seckrataries he's (bin frendly with). You may laff at our shaved heads and our hick overalls. Just wate till we bend over and skweeze our aggie balls. You may mock us and you may tease us. But we goeing to turd on touchdown Jesus. gig'em11 points- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
11 points- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
11 pointsIdk if this is the dunk you think it is. I mean, you just admitted to watching Jeff Dunham.11 points- 2024 Random Games thread
10 pointsSee, shit like this makes me start hating the game. They hold their whistles on blatant shit then throw a flag on bullshit. It’s more than incompetence, it’s obvious what it is.10 points- This is a man. He's over 40. He's a man.
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He certainly looks like a fucking Aggie.10 points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Who here is old enough to remember when James Brown beat aggy on a bum ankle?10 points- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
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QB is probably the worst position to reclassify, I still feel it stunted Ewers growth9 points- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
The potential big difference is that he felt good.9 points- The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
To add onto that, they buy this $75K truck over 8 years and they live in some suburb 30 minutes from work and then blame Biden that they’re paying too much for gas.9 points- Wordle [spoilers inevitable but discouraged]
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9 pointsI remember back on January One 1999 I went to the Cotton Bowl cuzz my Lord and Saver was a actin as the Missippy State head coach.I drunk up about eight measures a vodka fore kickoff and I was a swangin cowbells with my Missippy brethren like they was lamb carcasses on the hook after another meat judgin vicktree. Come hafftime I done added bout seven pints a Cotton Bowl keg beer to my bladder an I was swole up like a pregnant cow dog, soes I went a looking fer the john. Seein how the piss line extended ten tractor langths out the door I kept a walkin and turnt a corner facing some closed elevador doors. I took a chance an whipped 'er out right there and then. I wanna take this moment to thank God, Jackie Sherrill, and Bucky Richardson that I was able to finish without them doors openin. I dont thank I coulda survived a Dallas Cop billy clubbin in my grain n barley soaked state. Come the fourth qwarter this longhorn fella behind me kept yellin, "Hey Sherrill, I hear John Wayne Gasey used to dress up like a clown too!" I wanted to confront this fella, but I dident fill like gettin my *** whooped, and besides I done added bout eight more pints a beer to my belly since the haff and my brain was swimmin somewheres tween the Skilla and the Caribs. My innerds was a bubblin up sumpin fierce soes I went a stumblin twords the john a figgerin to upheave. This is where I might get a little sentamental. You see, all this talk about renavatin the Cotton Bowl makes me sad. Cuzz that mornin as I stumbled threw the bathroom stall and the rust spat from its tired hinges, I fell to the tiled floor where the grit has turned green with age and bad aim; desperately I gripped the base of that cherished old potty, lurched my flushed face over the discolored edge of the worn creaky seat, and emancipated the new year's contents of my soul into that cracked porcalin relic. At that moment, I knew without a shadow of a doubt, that the kin folk of Kyle Rote and Doak Walker once sat n shat upon that same sacred tank. ----- ... give me a moment to wipe the tears from my eyes... ----- Folks, I hope you understand why the Cotton Bowl can never be renavated. Theys just too much histry in that house. The Cotton Bowl's an ALLSOME place, Amen9 points- Tell Me About Texas a&m
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