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  1. The last two pages of this thread are so fucking terrible that they closed the portal.
  2. I apologize for calling linux the most autistic poster on this board. New shit has come to light. Also, lol OU.
  3. One of them is their punter. You can't really match the experience a punter for a 1-11 team gets.
  4. Cool post from Bryant. For anyone that wanted to check it out.
  5. I see 52-80 has taken a break from furiously masturbating to a photo of Elon in order to educate us on the values of a Duke degree to a college athlete. A nimble mind, to be sure.
  6. In summary: 1. Communications degrees from Texas and Duke open doors, but 2. not as many as degrees from Harvard, and 3. not as many as being a successful starting QB. 4. Also, OU has no receivers, and 5. Subjects of relative clauses take subjective/nominative forms.
  7. Fong/Nakos with predictions of Micah Hudson to Aggie.
  8. Lebby has always been ok with moving forward without permission
  9. I take your posts seriously and don't always call you the village idiot. I feel like I am one of the nicest posters on here when it comes to you. This post I'm quoting hurts, sir.
  10. UT’s moody school of communications is a top tier communication college. Wtf are you talking about?
  11. 16 points
    Fuck you, you stupid fucking motherfucker. You had the chance to put a stop to this. You had a fucking DUTY to do so, a duty imposed by the Constitution establishing the Senate as a failsafe, and you actively SABOTAGED it. You don't get to sink the fucking ship and then decry the lack of lifeboats, you craven treasonous lump of shit.
  12. Yes. Food insecurity is still a large problem in this country. One thing we could do to address this is to provide free breakfast and lunch to all children, regardless of family income, in all public schools. It’s a relatively cheap thing to do that would have a big societal ROI, but socialism, pull yourself up by the bootstraps and all that jazz.
  13. This makes the J Terry recruitment make a ton more sense w/ Texas going "crazy" with the NIL offer.
  14. Mitchell has made over $500k since joining Texas. He was not about to get anywhere near $250k to stick around and be a tub of goo with a shitty work ethic and a bad attitude. No one "encouraged" him to leave, but the guy has a higher opinion of himself than anyone at Texas does. So now, Sydir Mitchell can: and I am here for it.
  15. 14 points
    Well fuck you Mitch, there was something you coulda done about this
  16. Save for porn and Google maps, the internet is a net negative for the evolution of mankind. When you give stupid people a platform to find each other and echo off each's stupidity, that's how we get to this fucked up place in history.
  17. 2023-24 Portal Addition Timeline Dec. 4, 2023 – Transfer Portal Opens Dec. 5, 2023 – Andrew Mukuba enters portal at Clemson Dec. 5, 2023 – Trey Moore enters portal at UTSA Dec. 12, 2023 – Matthew Golden enters portal at Houston Dec. 16, 2023 – Matthew Golden commits to Texas Dec. 20, 2023 – Andrew Mukuba commits to Texas Dec. 24, 2023 – Trey Moore commits to Texas Jan. 14, 2024 – Isaiah Bond commits to Texas Jan. 16, 2024 – Silas Bolden commits to Texas Jan. 16, 2024 – Kendrick Blackshire commits to Texas Jan. 18, 2024 – Amari Niblack commits to Texas Jan. 23, 2024 – Tia Savea commits to Texas April 22, 2024 – Bill Norton commits to Texas May 5, 2024 – Jayvion Cole commits to Texas May 9, 2024 – Jermayne Lole commits to Texas
  18. I’m of the opinion that Mendoza, or more likely the Cal training staff, fucked that situation up. The kid jogged out of the tent with his helmet on while the targeting call was still being reviewed. ESPN had its cameras trained on it and the crowd responded to seeing him. They aren’t going to apply the penalty when that happens at a critical juncture in the game. I was happy to see Miami eventually shit the bed because the officials definitely gave them a couple of games early. I appreciate these posts because they (PFF) are the only poor schlubs who have actually watched (and evaluated) all these kids play, and can add at least some context to their raw performance numbers, even with a very limited sample size. Thank you, sir. You know, I figured B12 would be good for he and Arnold. Weigman needs to stay upright and Arnold needs time to process what he sees. Not entirely sure either offensive line is remarkably better at UA or MSU compared to OU for Arnold, but the Tigers have a ton of skill. Without Coleman, he would be walking into a situation in Starkville that resembles the one he just left in Norman. I have no idea what’s going on at UH on that side of the ball. If I was Hudson, I’d be taking a good look at returning to CenTex. Spav and that offense figured some shit out in the back half of the season. I’m interested to see if Lebby really wants to tempt fate with a second occurrence of the Guyer QB Curse. His former boss passed off his QB commit like the kid was that spooky ass video tape from The Ring a couple of weeks ago. Clearly, he didn’t want that evil. That said, I suppose Arnold has more SEC wins currently than that entire QB room. One more thing (SIAP):
  19. Let’s use another example: The famous Ford Pinto case involved Ford executives looking at the cost of making pintos gas tanks that would not explode versus the cost of the occasional judgment when it blew up and fricasseed a family. Do the execs deserve to die? That is a moral question as well as a legal question. Legally, there is no death penalty for that. I guess it might fit somewhere in the negligent homicide category, which is not a death penalty crime. Now, morally, would I shed a tear if someone whose family died in a Ford Pinto gas tank fire had shot one of those assholes? No I would not. So with all due respect, I think you are conflating the issues somewhat and turning our absence of moral reprehension upon learning of their deaths into a mistaken belief that we want people to shoot and kill those assholes. We are not saying folks should, we are just saying it’s understandable if people do, as it sounds like a resolution that is chock full of wonderful karma from a non-legal standpoint.
  20. On the bright side, it wasn’t the architecture building.
  21. The Welcome to Texas sign is a nice touch for the kid who was born and raised in Cypress, went to school in Cypress, went to Texas A&M, and is now moving to Houston.
  22. Open question: Does Jason Scheer actually understand what "leader in the clubhouse" means?
  23. Yes, it's different. Because that role serves the function of requiring that the State properly perform its obligation to collect and present evidence and meet its burden of proof. The adversarial system of criminal justice balances the rights of all, regardless of the facts of any particular case. And, MOST IMPORTANTLY, it provides a valid mechanism for obtaining justice against the wrongful actor. Short story: we can convict serial killers. We do, with regularity. We functionally cannot hold health insurers accountable. They are functionally bulletproof.
  24. Here’s a thought. Maybe don’t view obesity as a failure of will but instead a disease that could be treated and cured. Then those “fatties” wouldn’t need a rascal and you wouldn’t be using up precious healthcare resources to deal with the complications that come with the condition.
  25. Being unveiled on SEC Network/ESPN2 right now. Open SEC conference play in Gainesville the week before OU. That is not bad for October but we're not in Austin the entire month. So only 1 away game in November (Georgia). Home games with Arkansas, Vandy, and aggy. Will update as it goes on. 10/4- @ Florida 10/11- Texas OU 10/18- @ Kentucky 10/25- @ Miss State 11/1- Vandy 11/8- bye 11/15- @ Georgia 11/22- Arkansas 11/29- aggy
  26. I think we should hand it out like candy to anyone who needs it while also addressing the bigger problems with our food and appetites in the country. Not to get too personal, but I'm a really tall bitch (probably one of the tallest women in Austin) who at one point was over 250lbs. Because of the way I was raised (Southern food culture, where food can fix literally any personal problem), plus some genetic predisposition to addiction, I couldn't consistently stay in shape, because as mentioned many times, you can't out exercise a bad diet, and modern America makes it incredibly difficult for someone to work full time, exercise properly, and cook proper healthy meals all at once. So I would do great for months to a year or two and then the wheels would fall off. It was like that for pretty much my entire life post-puberty. My first dose of semaglutide earlier this April? The voice in my brain that was constantly thinking about food and about what snacks sound good or what I should eat out over the weekend...just non-stop food focus? Gone. And I haven't heard that voice since. Give it to anyone who needs it And fix our food culture.
  27. God, you’re right. Could you imagine the ramifications of these 3 guys coming in and convincing the 82 other guys they’re all losers??
  28. This board was fiending for him to go in the portal last year
  29. At best, we are idiot fans. At worst, we are uneducated, spiteful dipshits spewing nonsense shit to be taken as gospel. We forget that these are young men who are trying to be better players and better people. I'd like to think that most Texas players transferring out do so reluctantly and were net positives to the program by way of friendships with teammates and coaches. I'd also assume that the teammates and coaches are sad to see them go. They made the team better. It just didn't work out. Good luck to this young man. May he go kick ass somewhere and achieve his dream.
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  31. He actually has SOME reasonable stances. He’s also a god damn lunatic on other things. Like vaccines.
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