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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/19/24 in all areas

  1. He quit on us last year. Fuck him.
  2. I was just thinking that the transfer portal thread needed an argument about religion. Oh wait, no I wasn’t, because that would be fucking stupid. take this shit somewhere else.
  3. 17 points
    trump is an expert at screwing over the farmers fafo .....
  4. I hate them all, but I especially hate this one. I fear no running QB unless they're Vince Young reincarnate. After we handled Jalen Milroe (in Saban's living room) last year, all fear of your mortal running QBs dissipated for me. This defense is built with tons of speed, everywhere. This year they proved it against guys like Diego Pavia & Marcel Reed. Everybody's Michael Vick until they have a pocket breaking down and try to "escape" with Anthony Hill or Collin Simmons beating them to their exit. Everybody's turning the corner on a zone read until they have Sorrell pushing them out of bounds for no gain. Fuck outta here.
  5. His own party only shamed him because the media was able to put a light on his dirty deeds. The lesson they learned was to buy their own media to use to defend themselves and attack their enemies, not to be less shitty.
  6. Step 1: read the whole thread Step 2: post
  7. Conductor of the train died at the scene. The engineer passed a few hours later. That truck had been stuck on that crossing for 43 minutes and not a single phone call had been made to any emergency entity or even the railroad to alert them of the issue.
  8. Reagan's self-fulfilling prophecy. Such a broad shit river of a legacy that figurehead for greed has left for that shining city on a hill. I've recently come to the conclusion that his presidency was more poisonous than Nixon's.
  9. 13 points
    Elected Dems referring to President Musk and VP Trump is genius. That will start to eat at Trump in no time.
  10. What the fuck is going on in this thread? Fucking brutal.
  11. 13 points
    Based on a Carl Sagan novel.
  12. 13 points
    Rural america needs to find their bootstraps, grab ahold of ‘em, and pull ‘em up. They can all eat shit. Zero fucks given about them. The empathy train has left the station.
  13. 13 points
    Eat shit, rural america. You bought this bag of shit. Time for you to feast on it.
  14. Musk told Trump that he didn't like the bill so Trump went on Fox and said that he doesn't support it so now the provisions to help the storm victims and the farmers will be stripped out before the House votes for a continuing resolution. The storm victims and the farmers all voted for Trump so now they can enjoy getting what they voted for - elections have consequences.
  15. Their fanbase thinks our defense is very overrated. They are in for a rather rude awakening.
  16. Reposting this from @HenryJames fod visibility 2023-24 Portal Addition Timeline Dec. 4, 2023 – Transfer Portal Opens Dec. 5, 2023 – Andrew Mukuba enters portal at Clemson Dec. 5, 2023 – Trey Moore enters portal at UTSA Dec. 12, 2023 – Matthew Golden enters portal at Houston Dec. 16, 2023 – Matthew Golden commits to Texas Dec. 20, 2023 – Andrew Mukuba commits to Texas Dec. 24, 2023 – Trey Moore commits to Texas Jan. 14, 2024 – Isaiah Bond commits to Texas Jan. 16, 2024 – Silas Bolden commits to Texas Jan. 16, 2024 – Kendrick Blackshire commits to Texas Jan. 18, 2024 – Amari Niblack commits to Texas Jan. 23, 2024 – Tia Savea commits to Texas April 22, 2024 – Bill Norton commits to Texas May 5, 2024 – Jayvion Cole commits to Texas May 9, 2024 – Jermayne Lole commits to Texas
  17. no need to play a limited Bond when Wingo is healthy. Give him 10 more days to heal up.
  18. It's funny how so many of the SEC SEC SEC narratives went out the window as soon as we joined.
  19. lulz, sometimes you don't click the name of the thread so that it takes you to the last thing you have read but instead, just click the last page. and sometimes when you click the last page, the first post of the page does not make a ton of contextual sense with the thread...particularly on here where thread hijacks are a sport. but then sometimes you click on the last page of a thread undoubtedly weighing the impossible tolerance of murder as a means of change with the necessity of change being so dire that drastic measures are necessary to get people's attention and you get this as the first post of the page. fucking love this place.
  20. The Ukrainian General Staff has confirmed a strike on the Novoshakhtinsk oil refinery in the Rostov region last night. The attack involved a combination of UAVs and Neptune missile systems. The refinery was the only refinery operating in Rostov region and it was used to support military activities.
  21. Enjoy your buttfucking, vets who voted for Trump.
  22. I'd assume good chance he's following Odom to Purdue
  23. https://www.threads.net/@noelreports/post/DDxOMXStgEo?xmt=AQGzvKjlUkGprJCVKpvB9nbHdo8Kfx5dr7-p9CQvP29tMA A Russian BTR-D delivered assault troops to a landing zone, only to run over two of its own soldiers with its tracks during the drop-off. Later, the rest ran off. ^Insane, they literally just step over them like "oh well" https://www.threads.net/@24hoursofukraine/post/DDxMiHXNboj?xmt=AQGzvKjlUkGprJCVKpvB9nbHdo8Kfx5dr7-p9CQvP29tMA Boom 💥 Two explosions reported in Murmansk,russia near the main naval base of the Northern Fleet
  24. I just want Sark to shelve the play where QE fakes a hand off then spins around and does a screen pass to his blind side. Takes way too long to develop and teams with athletes on D blow it up as IOL for Texas is not great at holding blocks that long vs good D lines.
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  26. great job president musk ....
  27. Quite possibly! I deserved all the abuse yesterday for butchering a Longhorn player's name, but in my defense, I was about to devour three Birria tacos and a draft pint of peacemaker at Austin Beeerworks.
  28. It’s been a while since I watched Clemson’s game with UGA, but does this mean they think UGA out-finessed them 34-3?
  29. Well I, for one, am thrilled that we will have a front row seat to the aggy November collapse.
  30. This would’ve been about the time we’d get a fresh story from lobo about him calling up a republican representative’s office and fucking with them. RIP YGIFS I’m tempted to call up my rep and demand no bailouts for farmers. Because socialism. And bootstraps.
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