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Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/28/24 in Posts

  1. So. OU, Tech and aggy all lost their little bowl games today? That’s a shame!
  2. I can only speak for myself but I’m shattered that OU and Aggy lost. We are now part of the SEC, which is a brotherhood that transcends sports. It’s more than a football conference. It’s a shared culture and belief system, that fills us with pride and purpose. We cried with joy when Vanderbilt beat Georgia Tech, and we cried tears of shame and sorrow when Aggy fell. We may be rivals on the field, but at the end of the day, they are our brethren and while we’re not there yet, with hard work, we can be truly SEC-ready. Next time you feel a need to write something unpleasant on your TexAgs troll account, think about how you are ultimately hurting your family. It just means more. Hope this helps.
  3. The greatest recruiting class in the history of sports that they definitely didn't buy with bags is now: 20-18 overall 17-18 vs. FBS teams 12-18 vs. P5/P4 teams 11-13 in conference
  4. GERRY FROM THE TOP ROPE!
  5. And they wonder why they never win anything
  6. A&M just gave up a 17 point lead to a QB who has no idea what he's doing. Then the other team's defense hands them the lead again by playing semi-prevent with a 4 point lead and over 3 minutes left and they let that guy do it again.
  7. The BMA that killed the Stoops deal was the same who ponied up to buyout Fisher, who was a friend. That BMA is buddies with Liucci and friends with The Elk. Bjork oversold the ability to replace Fisher with another big name. Guys and their agents weren’t even taking ATM phone calls, Bjork makes the panic hire, word leaks, the BMA involved talks with Liucci and they throw a fit, the BMA calls Elko and hires him. This BMA isn’t going to let Elko get fired any time soon and they’re not going to be willing to foot the buyout. ATM is in a pickle unless they find help elsewhere and are fine alienating a major force inside their donor base, both for athletics and academics.
  8. Um, let's not relive the pick 6, missed opportunities etc etc. This is a thread for holiday joy, sir.
  9. They could have billed it as real Navy versus fake Army
  10. He actively shit on Texas on the way out, trying to prevent good coaches to come here and told recruits to go somewhere else, all to make himself look better. Do you really think he wants Sark to win a couple of national championships and make him look worse? The divorce similarity above is perfect. 10 years after you caught your wife cheating on you and you divorced her,she actively lied to your kids to put you in a bad light, did everything in her power to sabotage any relationship you had, you're now going to let her move into your house under the guise of being able to give your current wife advice since she won Aledo mom of the year in 2005?
  11. Rare game where Aggy ran into too much time
  12. I don’t trust Mack schmoozing BMD’s or having any kind of role in our program. Sure, recognize him on the sideline next season in celebration of the 20th anniversary of the 2005 team. But we see him no more beyond that.
  13. Reporter: Coach, after being up 24-7 late in the 3rd quarter, your team got outscored 28-7 to lose the game. Do you think you and the team choked under pressure? Elko:
  14. aggy was leading 24-7 in late 3rd quarter and lost….
  15. I don’t exactly know what you would call a Vandy fan dragging his nuts across Aggy’s face, but I approve
  16. Justus Terry is now practicing with the team.
  17. Yes, Nikki, let's "invest in our education" by getting rid of the DoE, banning books, focusing on bullshit trans hysteria, revising history books, and keeping America and schools as dangerous as humanly possible by having zero gun control. Cunt.
  18. Elon saying that H1B is why he’s here is the best argument I’ve seen for shutting it down.
  19. Where's the Twinkies? I had 'em right here. I know you love a good Twinkie with your cerveza. Sir, your bet. Just hold your goddamn horses. Honey, is it under those little chocolate donuts? Sir! Your bet. (Turns to angrily toss chip. Knocks over Corona. Farts. Table clears.)
  20. I don't know how you didn't interrupt her mid hiss and ask her if there was an adult professional at her firm you could speak to? No way I'd give a commission to someone acting like a regarded child during a real estate transaction.
  21. The roller coaster is glorious. They would probably be OK with their record if they had dropped a game or two earlier in the year to keep their expectations in check, like say swap the Arkansas and Auburn results. However, sitting at 7-1 and 5-0 in the SEC had them dreaming about the playoffs and national championships. But when that roller coaster starts downward, the ride is just so hilarious. They fall for it... every time.
  22. Aggy making sure its opponent doesn't run out of time is an ironic twist.
  23. Never forget @UTEX_ME trying to tell everyone aggy was going to win the SEC and make the playoffs in every game thread.
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