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Showing content with the highest reputation on 01/25/25 in all areas

  1. Well, that is the most A&M graph ever.
  2. 21 points
    They spelled out Project 2025 and no one fucking cared. Blame our shitass electorate who didn't bother to pay any attention because of Gaza or egg prices or the whole list of bullshit reasons they voted for that man who they already knew everything about. It's as if Covid never happened or any other crisis that happened from 2016-2020. January 6th didn't matter. Nothing fucking mattered. But oh boy it will now.
  3. 20 points
    It's amazing how no one liked Project 2025, yet all Trump had to do was say "oh no we're not doing Project 2025. I dont even know what that is!" and the entire American news media and public bought that bullshit.
  4. I'm creating a service at where you can put surly before any x.com thing and it'll auto poop out an image for you. This https://surlyx.com/MichaelPBrown_2/status/1883024374300852605?t=yhcU7B3PmK0zA3ILFpsgkg&s=19 Instead of https://x.com/MichaelPBrown_2/status/1883024374300852605?t=yhcU7B3PmK0zA3ILFpsgkg&s=19 The first will generate an image for you instead of having to screenshot and you can copy/paste it into a post. I'm working to integrate it further and have it auto embed. (Surlyx won't be active until later)
  5. “His mom was loved, by many.”
  6. LOL. I think the game broke Texags. It's down.
  7. If he washes it off, he voids the warranty.
  8. See what happens when Derka returns.
  9. LOL White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles limits Musk’s access to Trump, relocating his office outside West Wing and requiring DOGE reports go to her first — Daily Mail
  10. 14 points
    Shameful. Those men and women gave more for this country than Trump could ever dream of.
  11. What was his reaction to "Hey, nice cock."
  12. 14 points
    Democrats tried the fascist line too, and it made less of a blip than weird did. No, the Dems aren't perfect but they are not why Trump won fucking Christ
  13. There are many to choose from, but the GOP's decades long campaign to keep people who vehemently want to serve their country from doing so has got to be one of their dumbest platforms.
  14. NSIAP fantastic write up on WHY Elon did the Nazi salute
  15. I will make this real clear. Musk knew what he was doing. Anyone on social media or real media making excuses for what he did is a waste of a human being. I am on the spectrum and you can put me in front of a crowd, ask me to give a speech and at the end, and this is key, BEING ON THE SPECTRUM WON’T MAKE ME SALUTE THE CROWD LIKE I’M AT THE NUREMBERG RALLIES.
  16. I knew I'd seen that guy on Billy's right before. It's Radical Larry all grown up.
  17. Everyone can try and say Texas won because of the team or Terry or A&M choking, but it was none of those things. Every time I switched to the game, A&M would go up by 7-10, over and over. So finally with A&M up by 7 with just over 2 minutes left, I turned it off. I did it for the team and all of you. You're welcome.
  18. Leo died today. He was 9. RIP buddy - you were the best.
  19. Some children are able to acknowledge atrocities committed by those who came before them without feeling personally guilty just as they are able to acknowledge great accomplishments of those who came before them without personally crediting themselves. There's a shitload of adults who need to master this skill.
  20. 11 points
    one does not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to Hitler.
  21. 11 points
    Canada is above CA on the map, and water flows from higher points to lower point. That's his understanding of the problem.
  22. So...one of my sisters had a bit of a mid-life crisis several months ago and bought a Cyberbeast. She is having a lot of buyer's remorse. Anyone know the best way to unload one of these things?
  23. 10 points
    The nicest thing I can say about Trump voters is about 80% of them are fucking idiots who simply have no idea how anything actually works.
  24. 10 points
    He already has. On multiple occasions.
  25. It's always amusing how some posters try to spin the resumes of certain coaches. Beard loses 3 games in a row and it's "ah that doesn't matter because his team will be ready by the tourney." It's been 5 years since Beard was out of the 1st weekend of the NCAA tournament where he was actually the coach.
  26. And as we learned from COVID, once those prices go up, no government regulation will be there to ever make them go down again. Just more price gouging. Will be perfect for the coming fairly long recession if the inverted yield market historical predictor holds. I hope every dumb ass bitch who has a bunch of kids and voted trump gets to learn what it was like for my wife's parents growing up. Having to subsist on rice, beans, and sopa because you can't afford anything else with so many damn kids
  27. Another thing about being older - I just hope to make it through this year.
  28. These are the EXACT same people who were mad when Truman let the niggras be in a foxhole with good white Americans. Exact same.
  29. Well, I now know the name of one of the people in this photo
  30. I'm in town for my mom's 90th birthday. Did Juan in a Million for the Don Juan.
  31. The way he has acted as President, you can really tell why he's had so many business failures.
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  34. Can’t wait for the fuck to die. I’d eat Taco Bell for 3 straight days and take a giant shit on this grave.
  35. They are telling you their intentions everyday.
  36. I hate so fucking much that the NCG is on a goddamn Monday. CFB is a Saturday sport. End it on the appropriate day of the week.
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