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Showing content with the highest reputation on 02/03/25 in all areas

  1. 25 points
    Well, it's nice to see some Senators doing something
  2. 22 points
    Lot of younger Surlers may not know Earl had 2 brothers who were great Horns in their own right. RIP to Tim, one hell of a DL for us in the 70's. Earl had two brothers, twins, Tim and Steve. Tim wrecked shop on Defense , first at Tyler JT where they won state in '77 and then at Texas, where Tim set records on the Defense. https://www.statesman.com/story/sports/college/longhorns/football/2025/02/03/tim-campbell-texas-football-longhorns-de-earl-campbell-brother/78160496007/
  3. 22 points
    I read that as "wreath fund" and thought that's the first good idea this dumb motherfucker has ever had.
  4. Pimphand.....Fuck you you piece of shit... Here's her face.... A spina bifida patient (and we treat tons of them) who had just finished up some serious treatments over the past months... and you're thinking missile strike. Saying we don't know the names. You've seen the name, here's her face. Some fucking conspiracy. Shoot the spina bifida patient out of the sky!!!! Fuck you!
  5. one, so fucking glad i live in CO now. two, how perfectly Canadian, trying not to hurt everybody, just the shitasses lol
  6. (From Aggie 247.) 😂 😂 😂 (For those of you who may have missed it ... )
  7. You just can't reason people out of a position they didn't reason themselves into. I usually don't neg people here, but this was good thread filled with knowledgeable people sharing that knowledge on many fronts - Shriners, aircraft accident investigation, etc. I'm done with the "I do my own research" anti-science, anti-fact crowed. They can fuck right off and get negged to oblivion here and in real life. /rant over. Back to facts please.
  8. 16 points
    The water released literally did not and does not flow to Southern California....where LA is actually located. He's a psychopathic lying madman. There is literally no functional hydrological connection between the Tulare lake bed and L.A. He's a fucking psychotic idiot. Seriously, @realgreggym, please tell us how this is the "grown-up" thing to do -- order the release of water hundreds of miles away, not connected to the L.A. area at all, AFTER the fires are largely under control anyway, makes ANY fucking sense. It's an idiotic stunt, meant to please idiots.
  9. Bloomberg and CNBC Guests, November-today:
  10. A&Mbiguously gay duo
  11. Trump can’t protect our borders! We had to ask Mexico and Canada to secure our borders for us!
  12. 14 points
    translation: it's a front to launder money for him.
  13. 14 points
    Really good article imho from the NYT that was gifted to me earlier today. I agree with Klein here, that what Trump is displaying with this blizkrieg of EOs is weakness, not strength. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/02/opinion/ezra-klein-podcast-trump-column-read.html?unlocked_article_code=1.t04.mwSZ.KfcjTizcj7to&smid=url-share
  14. Can't we just post 'I do not give permission for the government to use my data'. Or something.
  15. Gerry posted what I would call an extremely bullish 50/50 list yesterday. 50/50 meaning that, right now, Texas has as good of a shot at landing each of these as anyone. That would also mean that Texas is likely signing the top class in the country again if they land most of these dudes.
  16. The nutbar's insane conspiracy theory of a missile strike (on.....what exactly? A fucking road? In Philly? By whom and for what reason?) is a perfect example of the utter idiocy we're dealing with in this country and world, where Occam's Razor is dulled to a point of uselessness. It's just like the Pentagon on 9/11 -- sure, it was a missile, with no plane parts found....if you disregard the countless eyewitnesses who literally saw a fucking plane flying low, then into the Pentagon, and the kajillions of plane parts (granted, most were small/blown to smaller pieces) recovered at the site, exactly where you'd expect them to be. You have to 1) tie it to some sort of pattern that you want to see, and then 2) completely disregard all other evidence (those parts were planted there by (((them))), they eyewitnesses are CIA stooges, etc.). I'm glad that we get to see these insane rants. We need to see them. Because that's how a shitload of your countrymen think, and they have power, vote, etc.
  17. Those hockey losses will hurt for a long time.
  18. So we lost the Tariff War in less time than it took Iraq to lose the ground war in the first Gulf War? Sounds about right.
  19. dude, you've become the fucking Derka of the Cloak Room. Congratulations, I guess.
  20. 11 points
    New Trump Official Declared ‘Competent White Men Must Be in Charge’ in Pack of Viral Resurfaced Tweets https://www.mediaite.com/news/new-trump-official-declared-competent-white-men-must-be-in-charge-in-pack-of-viral-resurfaced-tweets/
  21. Graham’s rankings are: 1. Georgia 2. Tennessee 3. A&M 4. Alabama 5. Ole Miss 6. South Carolina 7. Texas etc.
  22. Can the cartels establish a black market for avocados in that amount of time? It’ll be weird having an avocado dealer but tough times make tough people I guess.
  23. Alan Alejandro Montoya Perales, Josue de Jesus Juarez Juarez, Raul Meza Arredondo, Rodrigo Lopez Padilla, Valentina Guzman Murillo and Lizeth Murillo Ozuna are their names, you piece of shit. And yes planes can just nosedive to earth - ala Atlas Air Flight 3591 or the Learjet crash at TEB a few years back. But why am I even wasting my time with someone who thinks a) names are made up, b) the airplane pieces actually found are fake c) they faked ATC comms and d) someone bombed one of the most nondescript areas of Philadelphia. Critical thinking skills, indeed.
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