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  1. bro i’ve derailed my own threads in the OP, on many occasions. #daretoderka
  2. Because he is a fucking asshole. I don’t have to support every Texas Ex who decides to go through life being a piece of shit
  3. 14 points
    Booing Taylor Swift (who has given millions to charities) and cheering Trump (who has stolen from a kids cancer charity) is on brand for this fucked up country.
  4. 13 points
    More "Stand up to hate" ads, brought to you by a Trump supporter, and someone who performed at his inauguration. You want to stand up to hate? Don't ever vote republican again.
  5. Shitty evil garbage humans get shitty evil garbage things said about them. Don’t be shitty evil garbage. Pretty simple.
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  7. Wordle 1,331 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1115 (09.02.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜↗️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🗣️ https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1112 4️⃣7️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #788 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #609 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  8. Wordle 1,331 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #609 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1112 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  9. That's a beautiful thought. I wish our governor would take it to heart when dealing with women, non-Christians, LGBTQ people, minorities, public school students, and the poor. When he does that, I'll stop mocking him.
  10. Celebrating the unfettered freedom of billionaires to rip everyone off is perhaps worse.
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  13. Well the chiefs haven’t figured it out yet either
  14. This is the Super Bowl thread. YOU shut the fuck up about your political opinions.
  15. Wordle 1,331 2/6* 🟨[emoji834]🟨[emoji834][emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  17. Wordle 1,331 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1112 5️⃣8️⃣ 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #609 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 #Worldle #1115 (09.02.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
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  19. Wordle 1,331 4/6* ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #609 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  20. Because criticizing his political stances on a football thread would cause more than a few snowflakes to get their twats so twisted, they might end up needing a wheelchair as well . He's a gigantic fucking tool who craves power and will suck anyones dick for more power, whether that advances the educational mission of the University of Texas or not. He cares about Greg Abbott not UT, and deserves to be mocked for being such a human buttplug. If that offends you, sign up over at Texags. They love the guy. Go be with your kind.
  21. Kind of seems like you do.
  22. Butker will have to wait another year to shake the presidents penis
  23. The only thing you need to say is congrats and hook em
  24. you think The Cowboys can't lose a game by 28 points?
  25. Macklemore probably listens to Drake while scrolling through Grindr so it's to be expected he hates it
  26. Phase 2 of installing fascism. Even when wrong or illegal, do it anyway.
  27. Efficiency. Tens of thousands of tons of food purchased through a federal program to feed hungry people overseas is stuck at a warehouse in Houston's port after President Donald Trump ordered a 90-day pause on foreign aid, according to an email from an international food agency and an employee with the U.S. Agency for International Development. The pause comes as the Trump administration moves to dismantle USAID, one of the world's largest government aid organizations. The organization spends hundreds of millions of dollars each year through its Food for Peace program to distribute surplus crops from American farmers around the globe, according to the Congressional Research Service. The food stuck in Houston totaled more than 31,000 tons and was part of more than 500,000 tons of food valued at $450 million now at risk of going to waste, according to the email from the international agency, which was reviewed by Hearst Newspapers. USAID food shipments are also being held up at seven other U.S. ports, including Boston, New York and Miami. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/politics/article/usaid-trump-houston-port-20152041.php
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  30. Wordle 1,331 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1112 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Greg Abbot is a mongoloid asshat and SMU condones hooker killings.
  32. I never had the desire for a HS or college ring.
  33. No. You seem you be confused. There’s no issue with a diversity of opinion or a dissenting view. The other day there was a spirited argument after I pointed out (correctly) that in fact the Danish claim to Greenland is exceptionally weak, and ours is quite strong , and at any rate the Greenlanders should decide such things. Because so many people here are ready to oppose anything Trump wants, I got some pushback. That’s a diversity of opinion. what you are saying is that young acolytes of the richest man in the world should get a pass for things my kids would get fired for. That’s not a diversity of opinion. That’s special treatment for the powerful and well connected.
  34. Talking about his opinions and stands makes it CR. Making fun of his broke dick and limp ass legs is football board material. Duh.
  35. McConnell and the GOP had every opportunity after the failed coup attempt to bar that prick from ever holding office again but didn’t. If a president trying to violently stop Congress from certifying the election wasn’t enough for conviction by the Senate then literally nothing will be. It was the Sandy Hook moment but for impeachment. Once we let elementary school children get mowed down by assault weapons and failed to act, then we should just accept we will never do the right thing on the issue
  36. I live pretty close to Philly. Time to go out and grease up my light post.
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