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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/05/25 in all areas

  1. 36 points
    Putin's Puppet is going to unite Europe against russia and the us .... French Senator : "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine. (...) We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor" - Claude Malhuret. WOW ! 👊
  2. He bet his life savings on paper straws. Trump may destroy his business. After 50 years toiling in the country’s paper mills, the 75-year-old plunked his life savings into creating a “24 hours strong” straw that he manufactures in Woodstock, Illinois, and sells to more than 1,000 restaurants, bars, coffee shops and casinos. But now, two years in, Spinelli says the party is over. President Donald Trump’s executive order last month calling to “end the use of paper straws” dealt a swift, decisive blow to his business, Boss Straw. Orders have stalled, even though the action only stopped purchases of paper straws by the federal government. Instead of selling $800,000 worth of straws this year, Spinelli fears it’ll be one-tenth of that. “Our distributors are saying, ‘Everyone’s going back to plastic now because of the president,’” he said. “The president I voted for, the man who says ‘Let’s make America great again, let’s help small businesses grow,’ that man is going to put me out of business.” https://www.yahoo.com/news/bet-life-savings-paper-straws-161301480.html
  3. 22 points
    I think it's a little late for that in our lifetimes. DOGE is popular because the American people have been conditioned to hate government for generations. There is no pro-government Progressive Era or New Deal grassroots movement right now. As long as the average American isn't the one being let go (and most people don't work for the government) then they're completely fine with nameless bureaucrats getting the axe. Hell, not just fine, they're all for it. "That's my money" Ukraine vs Russia? "That's my money" and we're not conditioned to understand complex international conflicts or the way that military procurement works. USAID? "That's my money" and we're not a nation that understands the long game (look at our collective retirement accounts) Immigration? "That's my money" + "They're different than me" Nativism is nothing new and scary foreigners is one of the classic hits in the American album Asking the most selfish people on earth to suddenly care about others with their wallet is just not going to happen, imo.
  4. A&M baseball loses to UTSA while committing five errors.
  5. 19 points
    Pay attention, Dems, this is how it's done.
  6. Leon to barber: ‘have you seen The Fifth Element? Barber: say no more, fam.
  7. 17 points
    It’s been clarified that ALL intelligent e sharing has been stopped. Not only targeting assistance and imagery of the movement of Russian forces. We’ve stopped sharing information for advance warning of drone and missile strikes on Ukraine. The point is “leverage” and to force Ukraine to get serious about negotiating. At least, according to the White House. Trump wants a deal, and he thinks that more dead Ukrainian children and civilians will offer the shorter route to get there. So that’s what you’ve voted for, Spankytoes and Anastasis. We have to let Russia kill the Ukrainian kids if we want peace. Repulsive behavior by America, and entirely fitting because the people who voted for this are repulsive themselves. Promises made, promises kept.
  8. Sark played for Norm Chow and LaVell Edwards at BYU, well before the forward pass made it down to Texas. The amount of time Sark interned under Pete Carroll and Nick Saban puts him in a very tiny class of football coaches. That said, the same experience doesn't translate to success if you don't put in the effort to identify your needs, secure the personnel to execute your plan, and commit the resources and build a support structure to make it all work. Even then, it takes a constant attention to detail to make it all work. Recruits see that attention to detail in the way players conduct themselves, in practice and in the weight room, and in the way it manifests on the football field. He has done an admirable job of his role in building the program and in the his staff, even if 50.1% of Surly disagreed with him and thought he was never going to be the guy. I remember his remarks on PK, that Sark never coached with him, but he coached against him. And he wanted PK to coach the defense because his defense gave the offense fits. That said a lot to me abou Sark. Even though some here didn't agree with him.
  9. Maybe the farmers in the Midwest can shift their soybean fields to Avocado orchards.
  10. Didn’t watch a minute, so thanks for the updates, folks. Watched Hoosiers because my wife had never seen it. Here’s a palette cleanser:
  11. If you got 3 men who weigh over 200 pounds a piece. A woman that's a little plump. Tough girl. And a daughter who's 13 and you gon' try and take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple o dozen eggs and feed that?
  12. Really makes you wonder how great Mike Stoops could have been. /ducks
  13. Poooor aggy https://x.com/paisano_sports/status/1897126721901809958?t=4LkjmdNzHUyyk011FIjAbA&s=19
  14. 13 points
    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-speech-joint-address-congress-poll-2025/
  15. say what you want about the French, but they are professionals at domestic protesting
  16. guess why I posted this here
  17. New Buick Lacrosse edition just dropped
  18. 12 points
    I'm no boomer, you fuck! Gen X. And yes we are prepared to watch the world burn.
  19. 12 points
    Republicans: Politicians have no impact on our lives. Also Republicans: Government is ruining our lives.
  20. 12 points
    Alito and Thomas have literally no commonly recognized guiding principles. They are pure Calvinball -- does an outcome serve their psychotic "conservative" goals? Then that's the right outcome. They have no use for the law, separation of powers, obligations based on that separation, etc. None. Zero. They are rogue judges who are a cancer on the country.
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  22. 11 points
    She should mention that an immigrant stole the job of First Lady.
  23. 11 points
    lolololololol ..... Crockett: Let me ask each of the mayors… Have any of you been made aware of any immigrant that has had 34 felony convictions that has still been able to roam in your cities? I’m just curious because we are so concerned about crime and I know that my Republican colleagues would never want anybody with 34 felony convictions roaming around because that could be a danger to the community.
  24. 11 points
    Fuck yeah, it's fighting back:
  25. 11 points
    Sorry for the Twitter link. Couldn’t find it on BlueSky. https://x.com/jeffreymlevy/status/1897013490067685745
  26. 11 points
    The French are going to call us cowards for generations.
  27. 11 points
    So to recap- we’re preventing delivery of weapons and aid we already approved and paid for. We stopped sharing intelligence with Ukraine. The Secretary of Defense ordered a stand down on fights against Russian cybersecurity threats. Can the press stop repeating the administration’s lies about peace and just admit that we are using all of our leverage to force a Ukrainian surrender?
  28. 11 points
    Good. They need to feel the pain, too. I’m guessing plenty of distillery and brewery owners and employees voted for tariffs.
  29. Wordle 1,355 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1136 6️⃣5️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 1,355 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1136 7️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  31. crawfish etouffee for Mardis Gras
  32. One thing this staff does not do is sit on their hands, that is for sure
  33. 11 points
  34. 10 points
    Like we care what you think
  35. Tough time with all of them but struggled through. Wordle 1,355 5/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #633 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟩🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1136 4️⃣9️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. “And what’s the deal with boobs…amirite guys?! Icky.” ~ Superhero
  37. My PaPa carried so much stuff in his overalls that it probably took him 15 minutes to stuff the pockets each morning, while drinking coffee for sunrise. He always had some of that 2cent bubble gum that the flavor only lasted about two- three minutes. One morning he even pulled out a derringer and shot a snake headed to the hen house! I’d spend weeks each Summer with them, as I was a “city boy” and he’d put me to age appropriate work. He had a bumpy ass road leading off the feeder from IH-45. Once off that FM Road and on the entrance to “Bumpy,” he park and say drive us home! About a 3/4 mile stretch. At like 9-10, I could barely press the clutch all the way in order to shift the gears behind the steering wheel and with the bumps could never go from 2-3rd. He’d just say that 2nd was fine, as we’re in no hurry. Hook’em!!!
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