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  1. Several times Bert Auburn's choking impeded my breathing.
  2. Charges dropped you jump to conclusions little bitches.
  3. Maybe we should learn what happened first.
  4. "nobody understood the devastation this administration would bring"?? NOBODY?!? fuck you you stupid selfish cunt. FUCK YOU!!!! MILLIONS OF US DID UNDERSTAND AND SCREAMED IT FOR MONTHS!! FUCKING P2025 WROTE IT THE FUCK DOWN AND PUBLISHED IT ON THE GOTDAMN INTERNET!!!!!!!! HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA SAY "NOBODY KNEW"???? AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I HATE THAT YOU ALL LIVE IN MY COUNTRY!!!! gotdamn. i cannot even handle the leopard thread at this point. i cannot believe these people were produced by the same society and school system as i was. something about the 'nobody knew' blew my gasket. im apoplectic. stupid fucking bitch.
  5. Seriously. These stories could start with “Donald Trump personally raped his wife in front of him, then murdered, cooked, and ate his infant son,” and the opening line of the interview would be “I still support President Trump, but….” There is nothing he can do to lose their support. Nothing. His old bit about “I could shoot a man in the face in the middle of 5th Avenue and not lose their support?” We’re seeing that he wouldn’t even lose their support of…the man he shot in the face in the middle of 5th avenue. [Man in hospital, head fully bandaged to cover the giant hole where his left cheek and eye used to be] “I mean, I still support him…”
  6. Unfortunately Brisket is correct. We need a LOT more pain to break the fever dream…
  7. "We want you to replace Tyreek Hill for us" (monkey's paw curls)
  8. Cause they ain't here to play school
  9. Kaeden had a facial scar And Hayden was a racist They were all in love with losin' They were doing it in Texas Caden played skin flute Like a kid out in the rain Then he lost his leg in The Station He was dancing with a train They were all in love with losin' They were drinking from a fountain That was pouring like an jizzjar Cumming down the mountain
  10. Wordle 1,358 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1139 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  11. Wordle 1,358 3/6 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1139 6️⃣2️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1142 (08.03.2025) 6/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬇️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Connections Puzzle #636 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 another stupid edition of connections with five correct answers for one category.
  12. Reminds me I still have two cases of these is anyone wants to buy.
  13. If you're at the point in a relationship where need to hire a private investigator to see if the significant other is cheating on you, you're likely just wasting money on a private investigator instead of just moving on.
  14. 10 points
  15. Wordle 1,358 3/6* 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #636 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩
  16. Wordle 1,358 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1139 7️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  17. Wordle 1,358 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  18. Wordle 1,358 3/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. Wordle 1,358 3/6* 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1139 5️⃣7️⃣ 4️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  20. Misplayed guess #4. Wordle 1,358 5/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1142 (08.03.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭🚩🗿📜🛡️🗣️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1139 🟥3️⃣ 9️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #815 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #636 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟪🟩 🟩🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  21. How is buying all the combinations fraud? That's just a poorly planned lottery.
  22. Kind of a tough watch, but damn I miss watching him play and good god was Mack lucky to have the stretch he did with absolute competitive warrior beasts at qb.
  23. Give me a couple of Allsups burritos and I'll impede the breathing of everyone in the car with me.
  24. Most will not change their minds. They believe Biden, not Trump, was the traitor. Not the President who tried to overthrow an election or has sided with Putin or is systematically disabling our Intelligence and Defense Departments from the inside. Biden...was the traitor...because they read something on the internet. There is absolutely no reasoning with people like this. They are living in an alternate reality.
  25. Every promising athlete needs to study Derek Jeter’s career. Single the entire time he played, only dated/fucked other hot celebrities, retired and then settled down and started a family. Zero arrests, scandals or controversy in the basically 20 years he played.
  26. A high percentage of them are blaming Doge/Musk and not Trump. They're a package deal shit for brains.
  27. Wordle 1,358 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  28. Wordle 1,358 5/6* 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟩🟨🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #636 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle #166 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🔵🔵🔵🔵
  29. Wordle 1,358 4/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #636 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1139 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. I’m really not. And I don’t think I’d fit into his “posse”. I’m white, closer to 40 than 30, and have nothing to offer that would benefit him unless he finds himself shot, stabbed, or on fire. I do, however, possess enough life experience to reserve comment/judgment on a topic of this nature until further information is available. And I believe in mocking and belittling those that jump to conclusions.
  31. Comments on a forum? Blasphemy
  32. Jeez the speed at which some people on Surly pronounce the guy guilty and bang the gavel is disturbing. I hope every one of you gets violated by a Williamson County deputy.
  33. Well she is a track star. So she might be able to keep pace over a long distance
  34. The Koffs are finally in the studio today! Just getting started.
  35. Wordle 1,358 4/6 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  36. Wordle 1,358 4/6* [emoji834]🟩[emoji834][emoji834]🟨 🟨🟩[emoji834]🟩[emoji834] 🟨🟩🟨🟩[emoji834] 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  37. Why the fuck are NFL players so fucking stupid
  38. I guess it's been obvious, but really hit me the other day why we have such an issue with binary thinking in regards to American politics. I played golf with my MAGA friend and another that is a Trump apologist at worst and probably a supporter. Politics wasn't brought up until the back nine, one of them mentioned Trump and I started pushing back. They tried making their arguments, I calmly rebutted. One of them asks me why I love Biden. I told them I could give a fuck about Joe Biden, and I was particularly frustrated with how he handled Israel/Palestine. The MAGA friend got rattled and melted down on the back 9, and I ended up taking his money, lol. IMO a HUGE reason this happens is because we have a two party system. In their mind if you're anti-Trump, then you are a Dem lover. What would happen if we had 3, 4, or 5 real political parties? Goddamn, I hate this shit.
  39. Soon folks will start to awake to the smoke in the burning building that is our democracy. Wake up, and smell the ashes. It's fucking MADDENING for shit to be going down pretty much exactly as outlined and dismissed as """TDS""" back in 2021. Trump is dead ass following the typical fascist playbook. Failed coup ineffectual punishment fascists regroup and restoke their grievances gain populist support with those grievances seize power Timeline wise we feel around 1935 or so.
  40. I got this T-shirt for working the 1964 Texas Relays as a student volunteer.
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