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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/13/25 in Posts

  1. Minimizing outrage over the fact that a bill outlawing a population’s very existence has been filed by saying, “It’s okay, this probably won’t pass,” speaks volumes.
  2. 26 points
    My dumb fuck uncle sharing a fake news story from something called the “Dunning Kruger Times” is a tad on the nose to be honest. The simulation may be glitching a bit.
  3. Not going to go back to the 9th to see if this was posted.
  4. 24 points
    It's the stupid, economy.
  5. I think it’s time we start thinking about extending RT.
  6. https://x.com/SECBarstool/status/1900320734838133026?t=7vywgmaygjdzGv3bls8fkQ&s=19
  7. Yes, troph used hyperbole when she said Texas has become "unlivable." I saw her recently, and can confirm that she's in fact quite alive, and not by means of a ventilator or other medical assistance. She used the term to express her feelings toward an elected official -- hardly a lone ranger unless you're completely obtuse -- introducing a bill to criminalize her very existence. Rather than a "gosh, that really sucks," or just fucking letting it go, you use it to express heartlessness toward her legitimate feelings, like you're taking amusement at her reaction to a political environment that directs hatred toward her and others like her. What the fuck?
  8. Didn't watch the first game. Saw we won. Didn't want to jinx the aggy game, so I didn't watch. Went to check the score when I thought it would be over, and saw we were down by 4 in OT. Immediately closed the site, cleared my cache and cookies, formatted my C drive and took a bath in bleach. Checked again later and saw we won. I also won't watch the next game...you're welcome.
  9. I never thought The State of Texas would pass a bill to allow the replacement of school counselors with chaplains without an ounce of training but here we are. I feel like your "this bill has zero chance of passage" has been said here before. Probably by you.
  10. 17 points
    Well played, Canada. Well played ...
  11. I see Ana is taking Elon’s comment about empathy being an enemy to heart.
  12. On both Monday and Tuesday of this week my aggy coworker mentioned that he hoped we would beat vandy because he would rather play us than them. Followed of course by “no offense “. Well, be careful what you wish for mother fucker! Lololololol🤘🏼
  13. 16 points
    Eh, the disappearance of manufacturing jobs in the U.S. is not because someone in 2016 is buying cheap shit at Walmart. It's because Walmart decided to start sourcing from overseas in the late 80s/early 90s to cut costs and grow revenue because there were no other (at least easier/less risky) ways to grow revenue. Your grandma didn't make that decision. Neither did George Bush Sr or Bill Clinton. Walmart's corporate leadership did. To the degree that politicians made their decisions possible, it was only after lobbying efforts from companies like Walmart to grease the wheels and make "globalization" possible. Over the last 40 or so years, that corporate "globalism" got consumers hooked on cheap prices like a pusher giving a junkie a cheap hit to make sure they come back for more. That's where your grandma comes in. It has come at the expense of jobs held by consumers while those corporate CEO's became billionaires. There is only one problem. It doesn't take someone with an economics degree to see that the side effect of eliminating your consumer's means to consume makes this an unsustainable way to increase corporate value. And so the billionaire CEOs are in tough spot today. They can't squeeze more blood from the low and middle class turnip to keep increasing the valuations of their corporations so as to maintain their position as billionaires. At the same time, unrest is rising in the economic classes beneath them that are having their jobs eliminated, classes of people who are surviving on the cheap goods that were only made possible through the elimination of their jobs. So what's a billionaire CEO to do? You use some of your billions to blame it on the getaway driver -- the government. You buy the media companies that provide the windows by which the common man understands the world outside their direct observation. You use those windows of information to focus their ire on the government and people they already distrust. You use it to blame your enemies and to turn the different layers of the lower 98% income distribution against each other. You capitalize on their desperation, their calls for radical change to get one of your own elected President. A special kind of guy who is skilled as a wrestling heel. Someone who gets as many people to hate them as love them. Someone who can keep people's attention on their outrageous acts while other steps are taken unnoticed. Steps to erect an oligarchy and kleptocracy where your economic status as a billionaire CEO is ensured. Ensured beyond the point in which it can be sustained through the free market capitalization of an exhausted resource -- the American consumer.
  14. I am so happy we won that game. I am so ready to move on from Terry.
  15. Wait, he lives with his dog named Graham? This guy is his dog?
  16. fify The Silent Generation built the economic giant.
  17. Lulz Shedrick just Case McCoyed aggie.
  18. Telling someone else to "touch grass" at 2 in the morning then you're back here at 5am. Way to live it up and take full advantage of your oh so cherished freedom while calling out others about wasting their lives on the internet.
  19. BC excludes Swasticar from their EV rebate program. Sad.
  20. All feelings about RT aside, that is just a group of players that refused to have their season end.
  21. I'll take Surly circle jerks for $500, Alex. Also, this supposedly appeared on Cesar Chavez St here in town.
  22. God please just make the fucking FSD talk stop already
  23. RIP, Stuart Scott. - Katfid
  24. WON THE SERIES 2-1 SUCK IT AGGY AND FUCK BUZZ BALL
  25. Can we get back on track? How it started: How it's going:
  26. You fuckers have managed to make this thread worse than the Ewers thread
  27. 11 points
    Protesters storm New York’s Trump Tower and chant ‘fight Nazis, not students’ https://metro.co.uk/2025/03/13/protesters-storm-new-yorks-trump-tower-chant-fight-nazis-not-students-22722942/
  28. Wordle 1,363 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. BREAKING: China Just Canceled All U.S. Beef Contracts—Buying from Canada & Brazil Instead Trump’s trade war tantrum just cost American farmers billions—China is officially cutting off U.S. beef and shifting its business to Canada and Brazil. 🔥 $21 billion in American agricultural exports? GONE. 🔥 China’s tariffs on U.S. beef? Up to 15%. 🔥 Meanwhile, Canada & Brazil are laughing their way to the bank. 🔴 American ranchers just got screwed. 🔴 Trump’s chest-thumping on tariffs just handed China an easy excuse to ditch the U.S. market. 🔴 MAGA “patriots” who cheered the trade war? Congrats—your beef industry just got bodied. But hey, tariffs are “winning,” right? Let’s see how that plays out when U.S. farmers start begging for another bailout. lolollol
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