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Showing content with the highest reputation on 03/15/25 in all areas

  1. 18 points
    1 Phil Mickleson's secret identity 2 Marlon or Shawn Wayans 3 10,000 year old vampire 4 The matronly face of institutional racism 5 Senile; earns a pass because she thinks it's the 1940s 666 meanest person in the world 7 pretty but the product of too much Southern interbreeding among moneyed families; IQ of 80
  2. I had lasik a few years ago and immediately went from banging 9s to banging 6s. Worst decision ever.
  3. https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/high-school/football/article/kenneth-hall-obit-sugar-land-express-20221829.php
  4. CDC broke their baseball program. What a guy
  5. Legend. When GoBig12.com started they had a limit for handles of 8 characters, no spaces. I wanted something that reflected where I lived and grew up that also reflected my passion for high school sports. I never met him, although I talked to a lot of people who knew him. I did help campaign for the stadium to be named after him. At first they were going to name it for a past athletic administrator. But I wasn't the main person involved or anything. They don't talk about it in the article, but he suffered an ACL. Maybe on both knees. Still played for the Oilers with injured knees. ] I always tell the Bear Bryant story they quote in there. Bryant also relayed that on the Merv Griffin show during an interview. The key is Bryant wanted Hall to play linebacker and Hall wanted to play safety. Bryant wouldn't budge and neither would Hall. John David Crow said he never would have won that Heisman Trophy if Hall had continued at A&M. "He was a much better player than I was."
  6. Texags posters were saying last year that they would be better without Schloss cause the backup coach was the real talent.
  7. 12 points
    Mark Kelly: "Elon Musk kinda turned out to be an asshole, and I don't wanna be driving a car built and designed by an asshole"
  8. Texas dragging their labias all over the premier softball team in the SEC.
  9. 11 points
  10. The reality isn’t they didn’t want to just keep the roster together. They didn’t want some of those players to transfer to Texas. That’s how they think. I guarantee this was more driven by Texas getting some of those players than actually keeping the roster together.
  11. Dude, VY ran away from NFL defenders in an OT game against Houston. Let’s pump the brakes on Arch a little.
  12. Not “premium” as in “having to pay to see this thread”, but “premium” as in “some gold in this thread”… Top of the current last page of Friday night’s game thread. https://texags.com/forums/8/topics/3532797/0#discussion UPDATE: will post a couple of posts down while I look up “hisself” to see if that’s even a word.
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  14. Non Maga needs to hammer these kinds of points. Always context the cuts of popular programs vs. the obscene wealth and excesses of the people making the cuts.
  15. Former dean of University of Michigan Law, Lee Bollinger: I read posts on Surly written by folks who demonstrate this failure of imagination. I’m probably prone to the same failing, but not on the finding out part of electing the turnip.
  16. I hope Orban is shitting his pants like Gadaffi did
  17. The Irish Wrist Watch guy has been advocating for Manning to start for a long time. He likely masturbates daily to that UTSA run and the run against ATM in some sort of loop. Discussing VY vs Manning running speeds or skills insults us all and gives that dipshit some sort of oxygen to say more stupid shit.
  18. Honestly I won’t be mad if they leave us out. Every year teams whine and cry about being left out for someone else, dicky v comes on and “it’s a travestyyyyy babbbyyy” about some school that missed out on being an 11 seed and getting beat the first weekend. Our coach fucking blows is the biggest issue Texas had. Maybe don’t lose to fucking South Carolina at the very least and we wouldn’t be in this situation to begin with. Q1 wins vs OOC sos arguments are fucking dumb. Who cares. Fucking win 2 more conference games and we’re not arguing about shit. I wanna go to the tourney but I’m not upset if we don’t.
  19. Another act of arson against America’s global power and influence— yesterday an EO took the axe to U.S. Agency for Global Media (which operates Voice of America and funds Radio Free Europe/Liberty and Radio Free Asia). I understand furloughs start for RFA on Monday, and this comes after Kari Lake eliminated the agencies’ access to AP, AFP, Reuters, etc. In every meeting with tyrants and dictators across Eurasia and East Asia, they demand the closure of RFE/RL and RA. Chinese state media will take its place. DJT is also shuttering the Wilson Center, which operates with only 1/3 of its function from the feds. It is notable an “undesirable organization” per the Kremlin.
  20. Lol Vince covered like 5 yards with one step after he hit full speed which usually only took 2 or 3 steps. He glided at warp speed.
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  24. Wordle 1,365 5/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1146 8️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  25. One of my older sisters owned this in high school. A young F250 in middle school finding her keys when she wasn't home.
  26. Did this when the power failed in the middle of the Journey concert at the rodeo Wordle 1,364 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Horns are undefeated all-time in SEC baseball play. Meanwhile, aggy gives up back-to-back homers in the 9th in a tie game.
  28. So . . . 'bama clinched the series today with a 4-run 9th at BlueBalls Park? Did I read that correctly? Oh, my.
  29. I think we can say mission accomplished on building the new culture, Michael.
  30. Oh yeah? Well I went to Gerald Myers basketball camp at Tech one summer (I guess we didn’t have Duke money). I don’t remember any of the coaches or players but I remember my brother and I buying like 4 volumes of the Truly Tasteless Jokes books at the campus library and learning all kinds of new words (I was 9 I think). I called some older kid a “cunt” that week and a minor scuffle ensued. I took a photo with some tech player but I have no idea who he was. He was grinning in the photo, maybe I told him one of my new jokes like your dad did with Coach K.
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  32. Laettner was there for a scrimmage one of the days and he seemed like a dick, even though I was a huge fan of his. Bobby Hurly and Johnny Dawkins were also there. Coach K talked a lot with the campers. Seemed like a legitimately great dude. Got my picture with him in Cameron, and he’s got a huge grin because my dad made some joke while he took the photo that made Coach K laugh.
  33. Gigem gazette just enjoying life
  34. BREAKING: Canada set to CANCEL order for U.S F-35 fighter jets “We are being compelled to look at options.” - Bill Blair, Canadian Defence Minister
  35. Connections Puzzle #642 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟩🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟩 🟪🟩🟪🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 Wordle 1,364 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1145 9️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟨🟩🟨🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thrice Game #624 → 13 points! 🎲: 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ https://thricegame.com Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle #172 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡
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