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  1. Some folks are just cunts. RT was a key reason for the emergence of Texas basketball onto the national stage under Barnes. Kevin Durant came to Austin because of him. He stepped down from a HC position to become an assistant under Beard in a move to return Texas to the level of expectation he helped create. He stepped in and took over during some of the worst days of the program and kept things together to deliver one of the best seasons in program history. Rodney Terry gave more sweat, blood, and tears to the University of Texas Men's Basketball program than any of us ever could. Any comments to him other than "thank you" are spoken by a cunt.
  2. 18 points
    Yeah. I used to call myself that until I realized that it made no difference what you label yourself as the government was still going to take the same money from you. The difference now is demanding your money, that you already gave them, go to helping the less privileged and not to lining the pockets of the already wealthy like Elon Musk. Once you figure that out then you've turnt them there corners.
  3. It's the exact thing Lay and Skilling told the peons at Enron right before it went to $0.
  4. Already seeing significant local effects. Literally a subject of discussion at our house last night - we're upping our giving and work with some local faith-based efforts feeding the hungry people who literally live around the corner from many of us. My wife and I will be giving more of our time and money to help make sure people don't go to bed without a meal. You know who isn't giving a fucking penny towards that effort? The fucking evil cocksucker who is the subject of this thread. I could give 50% of my wealth and future earnings towards this effort....and Elon could match me with the metaphorical change in his couch cushions. But he won't. Because he's a demonic sociopathic evil piece of shit whose sole act of service to humanity will the moment he dies.
  5. Hadn't clicked on this thread in 2 years, and this was the first unread post from 2 years ago. Yep, bingo. Right on the spot there buddy
  6. First spring practice update. It's both funny and sad. Highlights and then article in spoilers: -Elko remains fully butt-clenched with reporters in terms of anything they can actually report. Reading between the lines, there also continues to be conveyed a sense of pravda-level oversight in terms of even the comments the writers can make about the team as they watch practice. -Marcel Reed already looks way better, while throwing against no defense. -The Zeno guy continues to be touted as an amazing back-up at QB. -Concepcion is going to catch 110 passes for 800 yards. -Some no one named Bethel-Roman isn't good enough to crack the starting line-up at WR, but boy, he's someone to watch out for, I'm telling ya. -Moss and Daniels are out for the spring. Reuben Owens is dutifully following the Elko S&C requirements of gaining as much weight as possible during the offseason. He's trending towards legitimate fatass at TB per eyewitness accounts. Karels spins it well here. -The TEs are all 6'5" and over 250 except Niblack. They're all slower than molasses and can't block or catch for shit. -The OLs looked super impressive while standing around and doing nothing while the press was present.
  7. 12 points
    The hero we need...
  8. Bobby: Tommy Lloyd is a real possibility for the hire. Gerry: Posts a picture of Chris Farley saying "Tommy likey" in Tommy Boy. Surly: What could this possibly mean?
  9. With any luck, Bobby’s got the grail already.
  10. Bingo. The cost to deliver electricity to the sticks exceeds the revenue the sticks pay into the system. Same with delivering mail, and building and maintaining lots of miles of road to serve those communities, etc. If we were to "run the country like a business," we would 100% shed ourselves of the money-losing locations like.....most every rural community in America. The reason we DON'T is because....government is NOT a business. It does many things that COST money, and do not MAKE net money. That's not to say those things aren't/shouldn't be "paid for" (it costs money to pave the road to Bumfuck), it's just that each line-item at issue doesn't necessarily pay for itself. We ALL pay to pave the road to Bumfuck, even though it only serves .0000000000000000000000000000001% of the population. We do that because we've agreed that we want a NETWORK and SYSTEM of roads (as just one example). We are so fucking stupid. The very communities that went Trump at an 80% rate are the communities most dependent on government largesse if you look at a localized ROI analysis. Without the rest of us subsidizing Bumfuck through various government expenditures, Bumfuck would be unlivable. But Bumfuck voted for a plan to "END GOVERNMENT!" Good luck with that.
  11. Also.....Elon saying "I can't walk past a TV without seeing a Tesla on fire" is the fucking greatest thing I've seen or heard in MONTHS. Give. Me. MORE.
  12. One time I saw Penders in person at the grocery store. The only things in his cart: a 12 pack of beer and a log of Copenhagen. Respect.
  13. The White House, if I recall correctly.
  14. This may not be the place for this, but I know that there are a bunch of people here with connections to Ukraine and activities over there. Any help or guidance from here would be appreciated since I think it'd just get washed on the "Can Uou Help Me with This?" board. For background, I've wanted to go volunteer over there for awhile. I had an opportunity to drive refugees when this started, but my (then) wife nixed it because we had a 2 year old and a 3 year old, and I accepted to keep the peace. Now, the kids are older and I'd have coverage to go for about a week and a half between arranging my work schedule, my non-custodial time with my kids, and extra coverage from Grandma (my mom) and my ex. For background, while I am a veteran (Army), I have committed not to do anything combat or combat-adjacent in return for getting the babysitting coverage. I'm thinking my best bet is helping rebuild and clear rubble, but am all ears. Plan would be to fly into Krakow Take the train that goes Krakow --> Przemysl (switch trains) --> Kyiv Volunteer while in and around Kyiv. Here are the best two options I've found so far: https://www.volunteeringukraine.com/en/volunteer-opportunities/dobrobat-rebuilding https://www.volunteeringukraine.com/en/volunteer-opportunities/brave-to-rebuild Reverse train ride, but stop for a day in Lviv because a Ukranian buddy says I *must* visit. I can afford my own transportation, lodging, food, etc. In any case, any guidance or tips anyone has here would be greatly appreciated. I've booked flights from April 29 - May 8 as placeholder dates, but can still change those pretty easliy.
  15. This is the plan for everything, find something that works, break it, add in red-tape, understaff it, give it more responsibilities than it can handle, then stand back and say. "see government is bad at things just like Reagan said!" Then sell it off to their big money guys.
  16. 10 points
    Maybe this is like a Joe Pesci getting made in Goodfellas deal.
  17. He just the other day slammed Biden for "Not knowing what he was signing" and for using an autopen. It's almost if.... altogether now....
  18. Where do we send people vandalizing the US Constitution?
  19. “So what if people go hungry.” - Jesus Christ, probably
  20. Cybertruck gets insurance cancelled because of a pre-existing condition: it sucks.
  21. You enjoy being pedantic, so whining about phrasing is something you get off on, and we all get it. Mark up the article and mail those guys your edits. In reality, Gerry and Bobby both know damned every agent out there, including Sexton, and a bunch of CBB coaches, to boot. Burton can also pick up the phone and talk to just about any major booster or AD employee he wants at Texas. I feel like their articles provide data points for some readers of this thread, accordingly. Maybe CDC plays this one characteristically close to the vest and whoever he hires is a surprise to us all. That's a decent bet. So, sure, do what you want. I'll pass on the egregiously erroneous articles from OTF when I have time, nonetheless.
  22. Wordle 1,371 3/6* ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1152 7️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. It's code for "I'm a selfish asshole but please don't call me that".
  24. Holy crap @Derka had a bad morning. Should’ve laid off the peanut butter whiskey, dude. Wordle 1,371 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1155 (21.03.2025) 1/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 ⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1152 🟥4️⃣ 6️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #828 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #649 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  25. Wordle 1,371 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  26. Wordle 1,371 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1152 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. Wordle 1,371 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1152 7️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  28. Wordle 1,371 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #649 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  29. Wordle 1,371 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  30. Wordle 1,371 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #649 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟪🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1152 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. Wordle 1,370 X/6 ⬛🟩🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1151 9️⃣🟥 7️⃣🟥 m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟨 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ #Worldle #1154 (20.03.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Connections Puzzle #648 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟦🟨🟦🟦 🟨🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  32. because he is the president
  33. So the female coaches are just turbofucked? I’m not sure I’m getting at what your point is. I’d hire an AD who is competent, whether they are male, female, Black, White, Hispanic, Asian, or from West Virginia.
  34. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/us-border-canada-quebec-stanstead-library-1.7489528
  35. The goal here is the Russian model. Sell off everything that the government does profitably and then just leave the unprofitable stuff undone (but leave it undone in such a way as to enrich certain favored government allies who are charged with "doing" the undone thing). Have you ever been to rural Russia? The roads are typically not paved. There very frequently is not running water. Electricity is spotty. Broadband is . . . ha--that's funny. But goddamn--they fucking love Putin in rural Russia.
  36. And Americans can now get fatter and deeper in debt all at the same time
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