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  1. Let’s read this another way: “oligarch further secured his ownership of the ruling family by bestowing lavish gifts upon its children.” Again…just old school bribery. Remember how we used to have concerns about benefits to children of the regime? Wall-to-all famous coverage of “WHAT ABOUT HUNTER BUDEN???” And now…just open bribes in the light of day, zero concerns. These people are the worst humans to ever walk our land.
  2. Aggy got swept by Vandy after getting swept by Bama last weekend. Now they have a losing record on the season at 11-12
  3. 15 points
    And that dude is 100% right. Donald Trump just single-handedly destroyed the American defense industry, and he did it in 60 days. An all-hands-on-desk frontal attack by Russia couldn’t have done any better.
  4. 12 points
    I REALLY hope they have the balls to cut ss payments. I will set up shop at Cracker Barrel and guffaw all day at the stupid fucks. On second thought, they won’t have any money to go out and eat all because of some geekaroid. I’m still going to Cracker Barrel because I want to eat goddamnit.
  5. Some folks are just cunts. RT was a key reason for the emergence of Texas basketball onto the national stage under Barnes. Kevin Durant came to Austin because of him. He stepped down from a HC position to become an assistant under Beard in a move to return Texas to the level of expectation he helped create. He stepped in and took over during some of the worst days of the program and kept things together to deliver one of the best seasons in program history. Rodney Terry gave more sweat, blood, and tears to the University of Texas Men's Basketball program than any of us ever could. Any comments to him other than "thank you" are spoken by a cunt.
  6. 11 points
    Ok, , I will be the anti-doom human. Gonna tag a few. If I forgot you, well meh. We are UT. What starts here and all that shit. We fight with kindness. We fight with what we were raised with. Open a door for someone at a cafe or bar. Be kind. I ran an experiment today. I bought flowers and walked through a diverse crowed. I handed out flowers to people who seemed sad, perplexed, alone. I had one dude get pissed, he backed off (I did not see him but his "date" wanted to give me her number). And yeah, I had a big ass friend with me who backs this concept. And he is an Aggie (only time I will spell it that way.) Yeah, a simple act. We are in this together. So here is my challenge. Let's not be doom. Let us walk off the ledge @Brisketexan and realize, we win if we smile while silently thinking. Let our neighbor know I am here. Go give someone a flower. Just that. Lets get ready, but right now, lets be kind and wow them with kindness. MLK, Mandela, Ghandi. Let us hold hands. Simple shit. @BurntEyes @bolverk @atomheartbevo @Nivek @Rex Kramer @Schulz2.0 Bring on the negs. Don't care. I like Bolivia.
  7. 11 points
    Fuck Trump, fuck Stephen Miller, and fuck anyone that works for this administration
  8. The White House, if I recall correctly.
  9. That was fun. Took my 9 year old with me. Listening to the postgame recap on the drive home and they did the call for the Flores bomb and she asked “is that when the scoreboard flashed Home Run? That was so cool!” She also kept talking about how loud it was in the stadium tonight, and how we had to yell to talk. He’s going to be so good.
  10. There's a lot of bad shit to worry about right now. Please tell me this was voice-to-text so I can scratch your spelling off the list.
  11. In other news, fuck dem vets. Trump and DOGE Propel V.A. Mental Health System into Turmoil A chaotic restructuring ordered threatens to degrade services for veterans of wars in Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. Late in February, as the Trump administration ramped up its quest to transform the federal government, a psychiatrist who treats veterans was directed to her new workstation — and was incredulous. She was required, under a new return-to-office policy, to conduct virtual psychotherapy with her patients from one of 13 cubicles in a large open office space, the kind of setup used for call centers. Other staff might overhear the sessions, or appear on the patient’s screen as they passed on their way to the bathroom and break room. The psychiatrist was stunned. Her patients suffered from disorders like schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. Treating them from her home office, it had taken many months to earn their trust. This new arrangement, she said, violated a core ethical tenet of mental health care: the guarantee of privacy. When the doctor asked how she was expected to safeguard patient privacy, a supervisor suggested she purchase privacy screens and a white noise machine. “I’m ready to walk away if it comes to it,” she wrote to her manager, in a text message shared with The New York Times. “I get it,” the manager replied. “Many of us are ready to walk away.” Scenes like this have been unfolding in Veterans Affairs facilities across the country in recent weeks, as therapy and other mental health services have been thrown into turmoil amid the dramatic changes ordered by President Trump and pushed by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency. Among the most consequential orders is the requirement that thousands of mental health providers, including many who were hired for fully remote positions, now work full time from federal office space. This is a jarring policy reversal for the V.A., which pioneered the practice of virtual health care two decades ago as a way to reach isolated veterans, long before the pandemic made telehealth the preferred mode of treatment for many Americans. As the first wave of providers reports to offices where there is simply not enough room to accommodate them, many found no way to ensure patient privacy, health workers said. Some have filed complaints, warning that the arrangement violates ethics regulations and medical privacy laws. At the same time, layoffs of at least 1,900 probationary employees are thinning out already stressed services that assist veterans who are homeless or suicidal. In more than three dozen interviews, current and recently terminated mental health workers at the V.A. described a period of rapid, chaotic behind-the-scenes change. Many agreed to speak on the condition of anonymity because they want to continue to serve veterans, and feared retribution from the Trump administration. Clinicians warn that the changes will degrade mental health treatment at the V.A., which already has severe staffing shortages. Some expect to see a mass exodus of sought-after specialists, like psychiatrists and psychologists. They expect wait times to increase, and veterans to eventually seek treatment outside the agency.cont'd:
  12. Carvana just came and hauled my Model S away last week. And they took my neighbor's Model 3 the prior week. This is in CO. So your anecdote is not entirely accurate.
  13. Wordle 1,372 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #650 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🙂 Daily Quordle 1153 4️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  14. They’re taking it well…
  15. Story about new Social Security requirements for accessing everything through a website and the effects on old folks in a small West Virginia town. Lots of confused seniors. New Social Security requirements pose barriers to rural communities without internet, transportation Good snippet on cuts and process: “I don’t understand a lot of the stuff that’s going on right now, and I just can’t pinpoint things together, you know,” said Brenda Hughes, 72, who said she usually goes to the Social Security office in person anyway because she said she’s found it difficult to get a hold of the call center. “But maybe it’s meant to be like that.” Mary Weaver, 72, said she doesn’t approve of Trump giving Elon Musk so much leeway to cut and change services, and she doesn’t see those measures helping McDowell County. “He gone run for president, and he’s going to get the presidency, but he’s going to let someone else tell him how to run the country?” she asked, criticizing Trump’s relationship with Musk. Other residents aren’t concerned. Barbara Lester, 64, said she wishes she could sit down with Trump and Musk and tell them they’re doing a fantastic job. “And with all the money they’re saving from the fraud, they could afford to give their senior citizens an increase,” said Lester, who is retired from construction work.
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  17. So, this is fun. Message I just got from our German friends/family: “Hello Brisket, we received some bad news from my nephew and he would like to ask you for your opinion... He got the commitment for a scholarship to study in Madison which would have startet in August. Unfortunately Trump has deleted the money for that and now the university has cancelled the contract. Are they allowed to do that? What is your legal opinion for that? Nephew asks me, if he may contact you...” I got to tell them I’m so sorry to hear this…and yes, you’re fucked. Sure, what he’s done is probably illegal, but it will take time for the courts to sort it out…if they can…and if he obeys a court order. Shit, we just had dinner with a friend who is a medium-sized university president. His take was pretty sanguine: higher Ed is turbo-fucked. All of it. Imagine a way to destroy our standing in the world….and this admin is doing so. But have no fear, it’s ALSO hurting countless people right here at home. My daughter is applying to graduate programs this fall. I had encouraged her to apply to multiple programs in the US. I’m now glad that her target schools are all overseas. Of course, it may be that Americans become persona non grata to our former allies, so not exhaling yet.
  18. Connections Puzzle #650 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 So close to true perfection Wordle 1,372 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1153 6️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Thrice Game #632 → 9 points! 🎲: 2️⃣1️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ https://thricegame.com Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle #180 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡
  19. Wordle 1,372 4/6 🟨🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1153 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1156 (22.03.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT Connections Puzzle #650 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  20. Hope they all do
  21. The other thing I’ll say, I’d struggle to accept Texas as a mid tier football program in the SEC and glad we didn’t have to do that, but I have zero tolerance for The University of Texas baseball being anything but in the hunt for a title in this league. We barely got our guy just in time. Can you imagine the shit we would have out there if no change had been made. FML. Thank god for CDC and Schloss.
  22. Yours is a valued voice here, Inka.
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  24. Rumor I heard was Miller is a diversion for Buzz who will be the next HC
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  26. Hopefully @Derka does not give the “Fuck You” today like he did yesterday. Second word helped a lot today. Wordle 1,372 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  27. But the law was weaponized. God damn I hate this motherfucker so much. Tell us again how the children are not in charge anymore @realgreggym
  28. Wordle 1,372 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1153 7️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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  30. Wordle 1,372 4/6* 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1153 6️⃣4️⃣ 5️⃣3️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  31. Wordle 1,372 4/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1156 (22.03.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬜↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐🚩🗿📜🛡️👫🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1153 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ The lower half of today’s Quordle was apparently submitted by a denizen of this site: #travle #829 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #650 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟦🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟨🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟪🟨🟪🟪 @Derka, I share your outrage, but about a different word.
  32. This might be the funniest thing I've read all week: Texas transfer Amari Niblack, another offseason addition at the position, is the most proven pass catcher among A&M tight ends. He looked like the smoothest, quickest tight end when running routes against air.
  33. not the poor Ukranians and Venezualans escaping war zones and whatever horrible plight in their home countries... but fuck them cubans.
  34. He just the other day slammed Biden for "Not knowing what he was signing" and for using an autopen. It's almost if.... altogether now....
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