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  1. we got absolutely rocked today here in bangkok. apparently there are 81 people “trapped” in the rubble of the collapsed building. i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that building is currently a pile of crumbled concrete, glass, and twisted rebar. i would be absolutely shocked if any survivors are pulled from there. my condo unit here is a new build, luxury unit, from one of the most reputable developers and it got fucking rattled today. it was like a movie, walls cracking, building swaying, alarms blaring, while i’m running around trying to figure what the hell was going on. every wall in the unit has cracks running thru it. it seemed as if the whole thing might come down during the most intense part of the quake. the whole city shut down after it happened. but seems like everyone is safe outside of the construction workers that were in the collapsed building. what i’m not looking forward to is the reports to come from myanmar, where i’m sure casualties are much higher, damage is more widespread, and information will be slow to get out.
  2. 18 points
    Surely the Marines allow cover with eyeliner.
  3. The universal language
  4. 15 points
    Trump pardoned Nikola (EV car maker) CEO who had been found guilty of defrauding investors due to lies about the company. Prosecutors had been pushing the judge to get the CEO to pay restitutions upwards of $700m to the defrauded investors. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/28/trump-pardons-nikola-trevor-milton-ceo-securities-fraud-electric-vehicle.html Oh, and the now-pardoned felon is currently represented by Pam Bondi's brother.
  5. The appeals to think about the children and our untenable debt situation might land a little bit better if all of this pain and suffering would actually lead to a balanced budget and maybe even reducing the national debt. Buuuut, this fuckery isn't even going to fully offset the tax cuts that are coming. So maybe, just maybe, this whole shit show isn't about fiscal responsibility and efficiency after all?
  6. 13 points
    From the EO: "claims that the United States has “used race to establish and maintain systems of power, privilege, and disenfranchisement.” That's not a fucking claim, that is an objective, verfiable fact. Fucking hell. https://tile.loc.gov/storage-services/service/ll/usrep/usrep163/usrep163537/usrep163537.pdf
  7. omg why do you bother?
  8. 11 points
    Jenner and Block cordially invited Trump to lick their collective taint. It's nice to see a law firm with balls for a change. https://static1.squarespace.com/static/67d4400d37a2b91e3aba58d5/t/67e69ee67a2e4516b4a3d748/1743167207551/Complaint.pdf
  9. Okay, take this lovefest back to RaiderPower…. jk
  10. Wordle 1,378 3/6* ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #656 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🙂 Daily Quordle 1159 3️⃣9️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 First shot at Quordle in a long time. Not sure about my method but a win is a win
  11. Wordle 1,378 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1159 3️⃣🟥 7️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  12. 10 points
    Didn't see a better spot to post this, but wanted to give a shout out to ABGB's pizza and beers. Stopped by earlier to pick up a 4pk of Superliner IPA and a calabreze pizza to go with March Madness games. Both are fucking fantastic. R.I.P. Mark, you fantastic SOB. Thanks for the laughs, the music, the excellent food (+ salet), and all of the awesomeness you brought to our lives.
  13. Just copy/paste this for every post you ever make on this website. It’s the only way you’ll ever be right about anything.
  14. It's Guilbeau, guys. Nothing says "put up or shut up time" like back to back semifinal appearances for a program that was in the doldrums for a decade before he showed up.
  15. Courtesy of OTF: Nick Brooks Michael Terry III KJ Lacey Lance Jackson Josiah Sharma Kaliq Lockett James Simon
  16. 10 points
    Fuck these fucking cocksuckers. https://www.reuters.com/world/us-is-pushing-more-expansive-minerals-deal-with-ukraine-sources-say-2025-03-27/?utm_source=reddit.com
  17. Was quite sure I had an eagle. Oh well. Wordle 1,378 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1162 (28.03.2025) 2/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬅️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 🧭⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🔤🗣️🪙 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr 🙂 Daily Quordle 1159 5️⃣8️⃣ 4️⃣9️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #travle #835 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #656 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟦🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦
  18. Since my high school years, I've seen the shitty consequences of: A stupid War on Gays. The older boyfriend of a good gay friend of mine commit suicide by pointing a pistol at his chest and firing, rather than have to face AIDS, while Good Ol' Ronnie pretended the AIDS quilt wasn't spread across the National Mall. A stupid fucking War on Drugs. A stupid fucking War on Welfare Queens. A stupid fucking War on Terror. Stupid fucking invasions to further our addiction to Middle Eastern oil. Stupid fucking support for a small Apartheid nation-state oppress an entire people based solely on Biblical passages from 2,000 years ago. Stupid fucking denial of Global Warming. Stupid fucking tax cuts for billionaires. Stupid fucking attack on people coming to this country to better their lives. Stupid fucking court rulings allowing billionaires to buy our government. Now, we get to see the stupid fucking consequences of putting a torch to everything. Do you want me to go on? Everything I've seen since I started paying to all this shit around 1990 has been a prolonged four-decade mental health crisis among conservatives.
  19. Connections Puzzle #655 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟦🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟦🟦🟦 Wordle 1,377 3/6 🟩🟨⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1158 4️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Thrice Game #637 → 9 points! 🎲: 2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣❌3️⃣ https://thricegame.com Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle #185 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟡🟡🟡🟡
  20. Can someone please alert Immamac that recent site update keeps opening the Johntay Cook is Dismissed from the team thread on BurnOrange&White's computer and forcing him to post on it?
  21. The last two years have been very similar to those, good observation
  22. Gerald Hamilton says that Mark Bowman is on campus.
  23. Just registered with MDA. They have the best sarcoma specialist in the world. PET scan later today. F cancer
  24. Wordle 1,378 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  25. Wordle 1,378 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1159 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  26. Man all that traitorous dictator stuff is a nothing burger for the TexAgs crew but anyone who is a good bull old ag that lives to yell "UNCOVER!" at the 2%ers has themselves quite the predicament. Whoop!
  27. Wordle 1,378 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #656 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  28. Wordle 1,378 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟩🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  29. It's getting worse. There are a lot of dog owners who are entitled as shit and are basically daring people to call them out. But the bigger problem is they are causing problems for people with legitimate service dogs in two ways - number one, they are pissing a lot of us off at dogs in general, and number two, too many are pretending that their precious little shit stains are somehow service dogs with their bullshit Temu-quality dog vests. Again, self-entitled assholes who just want attention, but they are making it hard for people with legit dogs because if the label "service dog" means nothing, it hurts legit service dogs.
  30. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/warren-buffett-paid-5-billion-150020350.html
  31. Our son got a rescue Husky/Labrador pup. Meet Iggy!
  32. Authoritarians don't understand how economies work. This has been proven over and over as they try to manipulate them. Tfg understands how shakedowns work, and he thinks he can manipulate the world economy with them, and he can to some extent. But not without significant negative consequences.
  33. That limerick was not worth it. I would have started: There one was a prick from the Transvaal...
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