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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/13/25 in all areas

  1. Yeah it was the house across the street from me. It messed up my house pretty good but my family is safe.
  2. I was sitting on this couch with my two kids when the front door exploded in.
  3. With two outs and nobody on in the bottom of the 12th Georgia walks it off with a solo homer. Fifteen games deep into their first season in the SEC, Texas is now in first place alone at 13-2.
  4. 14 points
    If you don't love this you're a serious asshole.
  5. 13 points
    Bryson interview
  6. 12 points
    MS Paint of Rory right now
  7. Ruger gutting out 114 pitches despite not having his good stuff was huge. He basically had to give us 6 innings for us to have any shot.
  8. Brisket ate some chili. Totally norms for a Sunday.
  9. One of the notions espoused frequently in these discussions is that “teams should break away and just form minor leagues and dump the idea that they’re ‘student athletes’”, which is a big part of your whine here. The premise is laughable. If that happens in football, people will be as interested as they are in the G League or MiLB. Nobody will give a fuck. There will be no money above basic salaries for players and the teams will be nearly worthless. People care because of the school affiliation and the concept that these teams are comprised of guys that do actually go to school. If the 5 and 4 stars go elsewhere and Texas is still fielding a football team, I’ll still be watching Texas. I don’t think many folks would see it differently. And the money would still follow. The Iamaleava situation perfectly exemplifies the mercenary problems that have plagued college football for decades. This one is just now in the wide open. “I’ve got to get mine while others are getting theirs. “ Just because that dude over there is getting more than you, it doesn’t mean you’re being unfairly compensated. Now this guy has fucked around and I am excited to watch him find out. Chris Plank, sooner honk and halfwit, just commented on College Sports Sunday that Iamaleava has everything teams want in the NFL, basically because he’s tall and has a big arm. Do any of these people watch the games? This dude has mostly looked like complete asshole against decent to good defenses. Maybe that improves, but so far he just looks like a selfish idiot failing to make plays. That considered, Milton got drafted and Milroe is about to apparently go in one of the first 3 rounds, so I guess the NFL is also truly full of idiots.
  10. First this dude is upset because someone said "I love this for you". Meanwhile you voted for the guy who told you clear as day that he was going to turn back time on the LGBTQ community. The guy that said Haitians were eating Dogs and Cats and he was going to get them out of here even though they were here legally. So basically you were okay with other people's suffering. But now that it's him here comes the righteous indignation. Second, ole buddy said he knew Trump was going to hit the tariff button but he thought the infrastructure would be put in place first? How long did he think it takes to build factories? Imagine thinking we would put up all the manufacturing China does in a single election cycle much less the rest of the world. I cannot believe there are people this dumb out there but here we are.
  11. It blew away all of your grass!!! ( glad y'all are safe!!!)
  12. 11 points
    Also....fuck you Saudi Arabia.
  13. Even with his situation, he’s still wrong because the price of all consumer goods will go up. Coupled with the massive tax cuts on the wealthy, these tariffs are a regressive shift in the tax burden from the rich, who get the tax cuts, to everyday consumers, who get tax hikes.
  14. Wordle 1,394 2/6 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1175 4️⃣8️⃣ 5️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #672 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  15. Well done, @Thatguy. He didn't and still doesn't give a fuck about what America generally is or was trying to be. Like all the rest of the Leopard Chow, he only squeaks because he never thought he personally would suffer. Even now, he only cares that he is impacted. All these leopard stories are amusing but also disgusting. They don't care. Mister Love up above saying we shouldn't hate based on who we voted for articulates the NFL nature of politics to that selfish idiot. It's not who you vote for generally, you goddamn idiot, it's what you voted for. Repeat after me: raping, lying, corrupt autocrat who you thought was going to save you from the queens and the coons and the reds and the jews. Furthermore, they will not give up their hate of fellow citizens about whom they're convinced are enemies of good. They'll claim the same thing about Trump that my old granny said about Nixon: I believe he was misled by his underlings who bear the actual responsibility. They will never care what the Dems say. Never. It would be too much of an admission to their gullible servitude to lies told on the radio.
  16. 10 points
    MS Paint of Bryson’s right now
  17. One day, the Longhorns will lose a series in SEC play.
  18. 10 points
    UofMichigan Econ Professor.
  19. 9 points
    If you don't watch any golf, you should still watch the masters. It's arguably the best sporting event on television.
  20. 9 points
    "I gotta go get a green jacket!"
  21. 9 points
    Best sporting event of the year
  22. 9 points
    A couple buddies and I went to the Masters in 86 on a whim. We are walking toward the entrance and a couple of corporate looking dudes were coming out with their badges - on their way to get their plane and go back to California and gave us their passes for Saturday and Sundays rounds for free. We got there early and hung out right on the green at 15, where we watched Jack make Eagle and go on to win the tournament with his son caddying. I figured I never had to go back to one again. My dad passed away at a hospital from cancer, and when they gave me his things, it included the masters hat I had given him.
  23. If they come across an umpire crew who doesn't put up with their bullshit they'll quickly get bounced from a regional.
  24. 9 points
    i'm not digging the pin placement on 16. i like the traditional Sunday pin on 16.
  25. Wordle 1,393 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1174 5️⃣9️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟨⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #Worldle #1177 (12.04.2025) 5/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟨⬛↘️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨⬆️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨↙️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Connections Puzzle #671 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟦🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  26. The kids have been body shaming my wife who has recently acquired a few pounds around her buttal area. She complained to me, and in my infinite wisdom said “they’re not wrong though.” She’s been mad at me ever since. That was 4 days ago.
  27. ngl i'd like to strike down with great vengeance and furious anger the tyranny of evil men who are poisoning and destroying my country.
  28. Maybe he could’ve gone full Trump and just declare himself the winner.
  29. Connections Puzzle #672 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 Wordle 1,394 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1175 4️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thrice Game #654 → 9 points! 🎲: 1️⃣1️⃣3️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ https://thricegame.com Connections: Sports Edition Puzzle #202 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟢🟣🟢🟢 🟢🟣🟢🟢 🟢🟢🟢🟢 🟣🟣🟣🟣 🟡🟡🟡🟡
  30. Wordle 1,394 4/6* 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1175 8️⃣7️⃣ 3️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  31. UFC has been the official sport of fascism for a while now. White is all in on the grift. I stopped watching it about a year ago because of that. It's entertainment for the moron.
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