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Showing content with the highest reputation on 04/21/25 in all areas

  1. @Gap03 I finally got around to making the short version of the gif. This was a good leopards’ face feast to break its cherry
  2. Huckabee writes letter to santa strenuously objecting to not getting any fema money. And how did the people of baxter county vote? How about fulton county? Hmmm.. detecting a pattern. What say you people of sharp county? Eat shit, motherfuckers
  3. Assassin JD Vance?
  4. 24 points
    You're thinking of Vance.
  5. We should really have some kind of confirmation process, to ensure someone like Pete doesn't actually become our Secretary of Defense. That way, if the president is a corrupt moron grifter and felon, and tries to make a tv show host Secretary of Defense, a co-equal branch of government can quickly put a halt to that shit. Oh well, one can dream.
  6. This would be unforgivable cringe coming from someone with Dan Crenshaw’s background but it was posted by a guy who did HVAC and property management in Stillwater.
  7. He did more than try. He made major changes, including: Reversed the Church's position on the death penalty; Held that it is no sin to be gay; Permitted clergy to bless same-sex unions; Made it easier for divorced couples to get an annulment; Enabled women who have had an abortion to get absolution. And you can say that those things are overdue and not enough, and I'd agree. But I'd also observe that it's a big organization with a lot of members in Africa and Latin America that don't agree with the changes he did make. So those things are pretty monumental. And the biggest thing he did--he appointed more than two-thirds of the College of Cardinals. That's who's going to appoint his successor. And it's disproportionately people who have agreed with his outlook.
  8. 15 points
    He should've been the biggest pariah 50 fucking scandals ago. God-fucking-damnit this timeline pisses me off.
  9. Physical train tix arrived from Poland. Lined up with a couple groups (Dobrobat and Brave to Rebuild) to help rebuild and clear rubble in the Kyiv area. LFG!
  10. https://apple.news/Axmv8TL2lSgmVd3NcHQ6TbQ I just texted some friends in a group chat the following… This entire Project 2025 was created and advocated by pre-Liberal Catholics with secular authoritarian political power qua power as the telos. They’re on Trump’s doorstep right now seeing this as an opportunity to advance their agenda globally instead of just here. So expect an “endorsement” of a from Trump on behalf of a Cardinal the 2025 folks think best fits their agenda. Thing is, they’re so encapsulated in that bubble they have no idea how much disdain is poured upon them by the global Catholic intelligentsia and hierarchy because a) they’re Americans and mostly considered heretical bc they’re trying to shape liberal democracy, b) their disdain for education and c) installing Trump as their puppet, which forbids and implodes any chance of any sane and sober Vatican powerbroker from taking them seriously. The endorsement will blow the fuck up and have the opposite effect. In just 12 years Bergoglio purged a whole host of Cardinals loyal to Ratzinger (his predecessor) and replaced them with mostly rural/3rd world bishops in line with his agenda. Two thirds of the current College of Cardinals were appointed by Francis…a Jesuit who eschewed the trappings of office and literally shrugged when asked about homosexual priests, literally saying “Who am I to judge?” It takes 2/3 majority to elect a new pope. Game on, bitches.
  11. 14 points
    Trying to absolve themselves of responsibility. Only morons didn't see this coming so they're either stupid or just assholes who thought they would escape unharmed. Or both.
  12. Literally spit my toothpaste out when I saw this 🤣🤣🤣
  13. 13 points
    hope Harvard has some good lawyers
  14. I’d settle for being able to tax the property of churches. They don’t need to be dissolved, they just need to pay their fair share by statute - ‘cause they sure won’t do it voluntarily. I’m not talking Catholics, I’m talking to everybody - the Joel Osteens and Billy Bob little church of the woods.
  15. https://news.sky.com/story/pope-francis-has-died-the-vatican-says-12890455 After meeting him, the pope could no longer stand being alive
  16. Wordle 1,402 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1183 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #Worldle #1186 (21.04.2025) 3/6 (100%) 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟨➡️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉 https://worldle.teuteuf.fr Connections Puzzle #680 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟪🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
  17. As much grief as we give Quinn, this dude won us some big games and brought the program back. Go be great Quinn.
  18. NYT: Larry David: My Dinner With Adolf (no paywall)
  19. Man, I just love the look on the faces of the children. They all look resigned to the fact that dad’s a fucking moron and is going to keep doing moronic shit forever.
  20. Wordle 1,402 2/6 🟩🟨🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1183 5️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  21. Wordle 1,402 3/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1183 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣6️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  22. Wordle 1,402 2/6* 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1183 3️⃣6️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  23. Pretty sure this is the closest I've ever gotten to solving it on the first guess. Wordle 1,402 2/6 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #680 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🙂 Daily Quordle 1183 5️⃣4️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟨⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  24. These 2 actions cannot be ridiculed enough
  25. https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/21/politics/homeland-security-kristi-noem-purse-stolen/index.html Plastic Fantastic Kristi's purse was snatched. She was lugging around $3K in cash. That's a shame gif goes here.
  26. 11 points
    If Putin/Xi wanted a game plan to erode America's global influence wouldn't their plans look exactly what we're doing?
  27. I will say this: when David Pierce is your "miss" then you're in rare air as a program.
  28. Wordle 1,402 2/6* 🟨🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #680 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  29. Wordle 1,402 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Weekly Quordle Challenge 96 8️⃣7️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ I consider 3456 a perfect score in quordle. Very rare for me, and extremely satisfying. 🙂 Daily Quordle 1183 5️⃣3️⃣ 6️⃣4️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ 🟨🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ #travle #859 +0 (Perfect) ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅ https://travle.earth Connections Puzzle #680 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨
  30. Wordle 1,402 5/6* ⬛🟨🟩⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟩🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #680 🟪🟪🟪🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🙂 Daily Quordle 1183 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
  31. Wordle 1,402 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  32. Wordle 1,402 4/6 ⬛🟨🟩⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  33. Wordle 1,402 4/6 🟩🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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