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  1. 22 points
    I fully endorse Boeing doing a rush job on trumps personal transportation. Cut every corner to keep costs low, can't have any overruns! I'm sure a single AoA sensor is fiiiiiine, cut out all the redundancy that Boeing normally does for cost savings
  2. Brief update: I have arrived in Kyiv on the overnight train. Tomorrow, I will be going with the group Dobrobat (https://www.dobrobat.in.ua/en/) to do construction for a veteran's home in the village of Demydiv. And over the weekend, with another group called Brave to Rebuild (https://bravetorebuild.in.ua/en), I will be doing demo and prep work on a site that will become a veteran's mental health center. Today I've been ambling around the city getting my bearings, went to a grocery store and stocked up a bit, and, tonight, I am doing an Airbnb experiences food/drink/history walking tour. This is the first time in a few years I have traveled to a non-English or Spanish speaking country, both of which I'm fluent in, or French, which I can muddle through. I have no context for communication beyond the basics like "hi," "please," and "thank you" type stuff and I can only barely read a lot of the Cyrillic-style alphabet on signs. It reminds me of previous travels to China or Japan, where I don't know shit for the language and can't read the signs except for in those not-common instances where there's an English equivalent. I think this kind of travel is really good for personal growth. And for you horndogs, I have my first date tomorrow night with Tatyana. I have focused on matches that have "short-term" as one of their options, and she's one of them. Tomorrow night it's a stroll so she can show me some of Kyiv and a dinner/drinks afterwards.
  3. 20 points
  4. This one has it all leopards for arkansas a letter to santa tariff on shit-eating membranes from china And how did the people of benton county, arkansas vote? Eat shit, motherfuckers. You’re gonna have lots to eat now that you can’t afford the tariffs on the shit-eating membranes from china. governor sanders weighs in on the situation
  5. Unless you win your conference tourney. Which is why I’m rooting for Mizzou to go 0-30 in conference play and then go on a tear in the SEC tournament and get an automatic bid … and take A&M’s spot in the postseason.
  6. Just started day 4. No side effects yet. Eating like an Ohio state fan. Guess the body is making up for the beer calories I've been missing for a week I get happy pills at night and in the morning. Good thing because being confined to a dank hospital floor is depressing af. There is noticeable shrinkage of the tumor, and I can pinch it. Dr agrees this is a great sign, but we shall see. Friends have been by, even got flowers. All Texas wildflower bouquet.
  7. AI: Create a news story based on my porn search history.
  8. It would look like hammered poo. That dude isn't an outside receiver. His hands also kind of suck. A 2nd round grade for him is absurd. I won't be surprised if he's passed up by year's end. He didn't do himself any favors with how he handled part of the offseason, either. He's not going to get a lot of undue loyalty the way he did this past season. You took one play and attempted to build a foundation with that and your usual bullshit of negging Ewers as some sort of subpar college QB. It's astonishing how often you sprint onto this board in order to show us your ability to projectile vomit bad takes.
  9. Cunty McCunterson is in rare form:
  10. 14 points
    RFK Jr. did.
  11. 14 points
    You know, I did things the right way. People said I should save for my son's education, so I saved for my son's education. Started a 529 because people said it was the right way. I didn't choose anything too risky, just Index Funds because people said it was the right way. I put a little (very little) money in each month and put some of his birthday and Christmas money every year. My son graduated high school last year with $20K in that 529. I know that's nothing to some of ya'll, but to me, considering that I started college with Jack Shit, being able to give my son that $20K is something I take great pride in. And now, after 20 years of doing the right thing, when my son actually needs that money to pay for school, I'm worried Trump's fucking around and I'm going to be the one finding out. Fuck every one of you that voted for him. Fuck you for not knowing better. Fuck you for not caring.
  12. The White Stag of every transfer cycle for Texas is the badass WR who will not be named, but would change everything if he joined the program. We've faced that in 3 consecutive cycles. Now, I'm not saying Texas hasn't also signed some terrific WR transfers in each cycle, because they have. Nonetheless, there's always been "another". Two years in a row it was the WR/KR from Kentucky who finally went in in the 3rd year and Texas ignored him. One of those years, Evan Stewart had also agreed to a deal and ATM moneywhipped him stay and continue to devolve into a team-destroying shitheel. The guy out there remaining as a potential get, who will probably stay where he's at and deflate us all, would be a better get than either Stewart or the Kentucky guy. At least, IMO.
  13. 13 points
    I had to Google it, too, and now I'm getting all sorts of GOP fundraising emails and invites to join the NRA.
  14. My shop uses a vendor that is a Vietnamese immigrant that has been in the US for a number of years. He likes to come in and drop off invoices while wearing his dumbass maga hat, trump T-shirts, and anything trumpanzee related. I mostly ignore what he’s wearing and take his invoices and send him on his way as the abundance of maga gear makes him really annoying. He loves to talk politics but I need my guys working and don’t want them engaging him. Well the magat went back to the big rice pond for a quick visit and has not returned in 2 months. Found out from his family that he had been detained somewhere out West and had whatever his immigration status was revoked. Sucks to be him. His family is looking for anyone who knows him to write a letter of recommendation to have him released and allowed to remain in the US. Didn’t think this was going to happen to him nor did his family who are now taking steps to be invisible. Yes, these people are that dumb. Also will write that letter sooner than later just because I don’t wish that on anyone. A good 70/30 chance he won’t learn from this experience either.
  15. 13 points
    I live in a world where 1) Derka 2) can observe that Dave Portnoy speaking as to the economy is important, and 3) both Derka and Dave are right. Stop this planet, I'd like to get off.
  16. Sydir at LSU has no Bo Davis to supervise him and is surrounded by a cuisine that is 50% butter…that’s a recipe for success
  17. 12 points
    Its actually strange to think about the scenario where him and a significant portion of the cabinet were flying with him and the plane fell out of the sky. There was a time where that would be a global catastrophe, having negative impact because of uncertainty etc. Now I feel like that kind of news would be received...differently both domestically and abroad.
  18. No idea why y'all would write it. Even less of an idea why you would write it when you're on this thread. Fuck him. I might write a letter mentioning how he was telling me about his plan to sneak some more of his family into the country.
  19. Holy smokes ... and he actually signed this screed (assuming it's his real name ...). Some highlights: - we are racist. - they will never be able to match our accomplishment (he admits) ... therefore we suck. (Huh?) - Fara Faucett - the dope evidently cannot count / number his bullets. Merry Christmas, @RomaVicta ...
  20. I've trained well on tóxicas, my man. And I've seen the destruction my grandmas (one Ukrainian, one Polish) and mom (Ukrainian) can do. Ask me whether I have both kidneys in a couple weeks, though. Off to bed now, though, y'all. We meet early tomorrow and have a long day of work in Demydiv
  21. He has upper management written all over him. It is a sign of program health to have perfectly serviceable guys need to transfer out in order to receive playing time. It is a good sign to have guys leave and still land at P4 schools instead of the Sam Houston State's of the world. Texas is no longer locked into bad evals, or developmental gambles that yielded guys who are just good, decent, players. Texas is quickly becoming a place where if you can rise to the level of starter, you will likely get drafted. If you aren't that kind of player, you probably will need to move on and enjoy your years as a college player elsewhere. All of those guys had different obstacles/left for different reasons. But the bottom line is that they simply were not good enough. I was initially worried that Sark was too nice of a guy, but he has managed to build a culture where the guys like each other and there is camaraderie, accountability, and competitiveness - but there is also the knowledge and understanding that change is constant (unless you are Max Merril.) The money helps, to be sure, but they've been smart with it so that it is a tool rather than an obstacle.
  22. 11 points
    we used to be a proper country
  23. I’m not sure there’s a better mascot to fan base correlation in all of sports than the feral pig is to Arkansas fans
  24. Can you make me fiiiiiyered???
  25. Fayettenam, by contrast, is well established historically and still appropriate.
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  27. Shit like that pisses me off more than you can imagine. Because you know what "belongs to the President?" FUCKING NOTHING. NOT A GODDAMNED THING. That information belongs to the people, and the Republic. He works for us. That shit pissed me off when Nancy Pelosi said shit like that (about her title and power and shit), I am 100% bipartisan on this. Rubio and Trump work for ME. They are my bitch. On the org chart of this Republic, they are at the fucking bottom, under "We the People." I fucking hate them. I hate them all so, so much.
  28. Congratulations. This is the worst usage of this meme in the history of the internet.
  29. Another DL that has visited and will OV.
  30. My brother and his husband have gay friends. Some extremely well off others just regular middle class gays. He told me that all of his wealthier gay friends voted MAGA multiple times while the middle class gays didn't. He said the rich gay couples are rich first, then whatever, then gay. One of the couples has some sort of tech business that gets nearly all of its components from Asia and that recently they started complaining that they are gonna go under unless something changes which just warms my cockles. Anecdotal but not surprising.
  31. 10 points
    Lol, yall haven't seen the headline from the future New York Times yet? TRUMP LONE SURVIVOR OF AIR FORCE ONE CRASH, DECLARES WAR ON BIRDS
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  34. 10 points
    I really like the idea of openings in the fuselage failing and him and any number of his sycophants being sucked out and free-falling to earth.
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  37. I have always said this is the best thread on the internet covering this terrible portion of history.
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